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Art by Murray Tinkelman for the Ballantine Books paperback editions of H.P. Lovecraft’s stories.
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The Will of Yhtill
A Poem for the Playwright.
Artist: Travis Holmes/WendigoMoon
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To come by force or by free will
In ruined Carcosa lies the king
Do not come closer for it is Yhtill
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The presence that makes all chill
See what the yellow sign bring
To come by force or by free will
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Many driven wild until ill
A play to make the voices sing
Do not come closer for it is Yhtill
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Not till the tyrant has had their fill
Go forth for the Yellow King
To come by force or by free will
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Can't defy: he takes you still
In his hands is a fearful thing
To come by force or by free will
Do not come closer for it is Yhtill
Every image of H.P. Lovecraft looks like he's trying to hide a goldfish in his mouth.
Lesser Known Effects of Using a Lazarus Pit
We all know about the homicidal tendencies, but here’s some lesser-known psychological effects Ra’s has experienced, as reported by anonymous members of the League of Assassins.
-Bieber Fever. Now the mere mention of the singer’s name is enough to warrant severe punishment.
-Becoming a Hippie. Which led to Woodstock, which led to Talia, which led to PTA meetings...
-Bad Financial Decisions. Such as funding Coronado’s expedition to El Dorado (so shiny!) or buying into tulip mania (so stripey!).
-Ability to Withstand Effects of and Communicate with Eldritch Horrors. Like that time Ra’s decided to take a mental health vacation to R’lyeh or when he and Cthulhu became pen pals for two years straight. (They still send cards on occasion.)
-Taking Up Bizarre Hobbies. Such as yak jumping, armpit hair weaving and social media. (He gained quite the following for the armpit hair thing.)
-Interesting Delusions. Such as the time he insisted he was Princess Furiosa of Inner Earth (and dressed to match) or that sea gulls were plotting against him (which resulted in his mental health vacation to R’lyeh.)
-Reluctance to Leave the Lazarus Pit. Which resulted in the delusion that he was actually a whale.
If you’ve ever wondered why more members of the League don’t sneak a dip now and then, you have your answer.
Godzilla and SCP-096 definitely bite.
I’m not sure about Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu, but I feel like they could if they wanted to.
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The Most Dangerous Drinking Game- Lovecraft Edition
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