Deadpool - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

yippee flat colours done

how do people show emotion on deadpools face????? (wip)
wip pt 2 (i think i fixed deadpools face)

Blitzø🐴 to his staff: I am not like that dumb ass Deathstroke rip off, Deadpool. And I’m getting pissed off that you all keep saying it.
Moxxie🎶: Sir, you’re an assassin who is wildly inappropriate with those around you.
Millie🪓: you’re scarred and dating someone who’s basically willing to do anything for you.
Loona🐺: and you care way more than you pretend you do about everything.
Blitzø🐴: damn it, I’m not Deadpool!
Watches the first and sequel by himself.
Blitzø🐴: Fuck! I’m Deadpool.
Deadpool but instead of referring to us at the audience, viewer, or reader he refers to us as chat
It’s Marvel’s ‘red team’!!!

‘Pool and Spidey meeting for what I believe in the first time. Well played all around.
The struggles
Everytime I start to ship characters, I always look at posts about them for hours and hours. But no matter how many posts I see, it’s like I can’t get enough! Forget drugs, I’m addicted to fictional relationships…

This is just funny for no reason 🤣
Wade is just like me fr
I love these 2 so much 😭

silly doodles
Ok so yknow how in the first deadpool movie, Wade talks to Weasel (the bartender) after being mutated and Weasel says that he looks like a avocado who had sex with a older more disgusting avocado? Hmmmm ring any bells? How about this, he continues to say the sex wasn't loving, it was hate sex? Hmmmmmm. And he said there was something wrong wrong with the relationship and that the only catharsis was sex and violence?

Its literally them. So I have a idea. Wade calls Logan his avocado. the end.