Fresh Prince Of Bel Air - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

*at the Forman's kitchen*

Hyde: When does Mrs. Forman get back? I'm starving.

Jackie: Don't worry, Puddin'. I made breakfast.

Hyde: Oh, damn! I'm full, couldn't eat another bite.

*at the Forman's kitchen*

Eric: Hey mom, would you make me a sandwich?

Kitty, angry because of menopause: But of course. [puts a slice of bread on top of his head] Now you are a sandwich.

Eric: *watches as she leaves, the bread still there*

Hyde: You can take it off your head.

*at girl's night*

Donna, with a Cosmo magazine in hands: Okay Jackie, it's your turn. I'll ask you a question. Alright, would it bother you much if upon your death your body was simply thrown into the woods and abandoned?

Jackie: Does it say what I'm wearing?

Jackie, looking at herself in the mirror: I guess I can kiss heaven goodbye...

*throws her hair over her shoulder*

Jackie: 'Cause it got to be a sin to look this good!

Fez: Hyde, Kelso's been hypnotized. The Great Mentos made him think he's four years old!

Hyde: Can he make me think I care?

*at the Forman's kitchen*

Laurie: Attention everyone, attention! I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house so, I figured I better go buy one!

Eric, shouting out to God: Hallelujah!

*everyone glares at him*

Eric, standing up to leave: Excuse me.

*after Eric and Donna's break-up*

Jackie: Don't worry, Donna, there are plenty of men in the sea.

Donna: You mean fish in the sea.

Jackie: No, I mean men. Fish don't own yachts.

*introducing Hyde to the Barnett family*

WB: Everybody, this is Steven. Steven, this is everybody. C'mon, I'll show you around.

*they leave*

Aunt Barnett: When William described him, he didn't mention that he was... tall. Not that I have any problem with people who are... tall.

Grandpa Barnett: My cousin used to date a girl who was... tall.

Uncle Barnett: The boys go to a predominantly... tall school.

Cousin Barnett: Am I alone in this or didn't y'all noticed he was white?

Grandma Barnett: What the hell is wrong with William?

Cousin Barnett: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say white? I meant tall.

Angie: He didn't seem that tall to me.

Hyde: Oh my God, Forman! What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck?

Eric: Where? Where?

Hyde: Ah, never mind. It’s just your head.

Eric: I can't believe Red grounded me for a whole week just because I was a few minutes late.

Hyde: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then just showing up again.

Jackie: I’m in a bad mood and somebody is going to suffer.

Red: You know something? This is all your fault.

Eric: What is that, like the theme of this family? “When in doubt, blame Eric.”

Eric, doing crosswords: What's a six-letter word for incredible?

Jackie: Oh, that's easy... Jackie.

Laurie: Mom and dad got it right the first time.

Eric: Then why did they keep trying?

Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.

Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?

Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.

Kelso: Well, I guess I do.

Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?

Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.

Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.

Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!

[...]

Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...

Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]

Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.