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ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴇɴꜱʜɪɴ ᴍᴇɴ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀ
ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ
(Monstadt Ver.)
Genshin Men x Reader
Warning(s): Mentions of spiders/killing spiders
Genre: Fluff, crack fic
A/N: I thought about how different Genshin Impact characters would react to seeing a spider and I couldn't stop myself from writing this!
Also, sorry in advance, but I'm not gonna write for Mika. I don't know ANYTHING about him, and I don't feel like reading up on him just to make a small headcanon about him
Monstadt ver. Liyue ver. Inazuma ver. Sumeru ver.
Fontaine ver.
The Men of Genshin (individually) hear you scream in horror. When they run into the room, assuming you're in trouble, they see you huddled in a corner while shakily pointing at the other side of the room...
"THERE'S A SPIDER! KILL IT! KILL IT!"
With no other choice but to confront your source of terror, they...
𝙆𝙖𝙚𝙮𝙖
You might think that Kaeya was at least a little bit afraid of bugs like everyone else, but he's the Calvary Captain... He's had to camp out in the wilderness and deal with all sorts of critters. He's worried about bigger things than a tiny bug.
He walks up to where the spider is and bravely steps on it. He looks back at you with a teasing smile, trying to contain his laughter.
"Do you feel better now?" He asks you as you cross your arms in mock frustration.
"It was a really scary spider..."
Kaeya walks over to the corner you hid in and pats your head.
"I'm sure it was."
𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘
Diluc was really busy with his work when he heard your scream. He didn't even bother letting one of his maids check on you because he was already sprinting to check on you. When he found you on the floor, pointing to the spider, he calmed down and tensed up at the same time. For one, he was relieved to see that you weren't in any actual danger... But he was also not prepared to kill a spider.
Despite his body's response, he pushed forward and stepped on the spider. He immediately went to your side to comfort you.
"Are you alright? You probably gave everyone in the mansion a fright." (Yes, he was the one in fright, but he's not gonna admit that).
You smiled, giving his shoulder a squeeze. It was as if you were comforting him.
"Thanks for checking on me."
"Of course." He gave a small smile back, and you both went back to your work.
𝘝𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪
Venti is either completely sober or absolutely drunk. THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN! So let's imagine two different scenarios...
Completely sober Venti will come to your rescue by getting a small piece of paper and a cup. He'd trap the spider in the cup and move the spider outside. Once he comes back inside, he'll squat down in front of you and bat his eyes at you teasingly. You'd pat his head and give him a grateful smile.
"Thanks for rescuing me..." He'd smile back and give you a cheeky smile of his own.
"I'll always come to your rescue!" He'd bat his eyes and look back at you with a finger on his chin.
"... But it'll cost you a smooch!"
But when you're dealing with an almost blackout drunk Venti... He's not rescuing anyone.
In fact, he's hiding behind you, pushing you to kill the spider.
"KILL IT WITH FIRE! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!" He's screaming his head off. You'll get so tired of it, you'll, somehow, temporarily get over your fears and kill the spider yourself. You look back at Venti as he's experiencing a full on meltdown, and you try to comfort him as best as you can.
"... Why did you kill that spider!? We could've kept it and named it Barbatos Jr.! Whyyyy!!!"
At this point, you were done with his behavior and decided to just let him be.
𝘼𝙡𝙗𝙚𝙙𝙤
He's on the case! He gently picks up the spider and cups it in his hands. He's not even afraid to touch the spider. He walks back in the room and nods in your direction.
"The spider will not be a problem anymore. I've let it free outside." He tries his best to give you a small smile to comfort you. Before you can get another word in, though, he's already headed back to his lab and he just... continues to work...
Before you lose all hope of hearing another word of comfort from him, he reappears in the room's doorway. He crouches in front of you and puts his hand on your head. He's not sure what else to do, but it seems to make you feel better, so he just stays like that for a bit.
"Please, do try to not scream next time. I thought you were hurt."
"I can't promise anything."
𝙍𝙖𝙯𝙤𝙧
He also believes in not hurting the spider, so he tries his best to get rid of the spider for you. He doesn't really understand why you're scared of it, but he doesn't have time to question it. If you're scared, he has to do something about it!
When he manages to get rid of it, he immediately comforts you.
"Are you okay? Did spider do something that scare you?" You shake your head in shame, which ends up making Razor confused. But he's learned not to question things like this, at least, not in the moment. He'll ask about it later.
For now, he'll give you a tight hug and hope that he can comfort you with his actions instead of his words.
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙩
Normally, Bennett doesn't have luck killing spiders for you, but he tries his best. If he does manage to kill it, you are forever in his debt.
You only do this because he just spent the last ten minutes attempting to kill the spider, and you feared for your life while he was doing so. He turns to see your head peeping into the doorway with the bedroom door slightly closed. Were you trying to lock him in the room if he failed?!?
"Sorry I took so long, but I got the spider!" His smile drops slightly as he sees you slowly backing away into the hallway.
"You... You can come back in the room..." You come back into the room and give him a grateful hug, trying your best not to laugh at the pout on his face.
"Thank you for using a bit of your luck to kill the spider..." The smile he once had reappears on his face, and he hugs you back.
"I wish it was luck. I'd say it was more determination than that-"
"Just take the compliment!"
Razor x gn! reader
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A wolf's hunger
The red eyes of the wolf boy followed every move of your hands, impatient, hungry. The delicious smell of the food almost made his mouth overflow, he was barely able to hold himself back. Everytime he tried to get a bite from the chicken, you took his hand and said, smiling, "Not yet, Razor."
Razor held his stomach as it growled yet again, an unpleasant expression on his face, "Razor...very hungry..." You ran your hand through his silver hair a few times, "I know, I know. Food is almost ready." The wolf boy leaned into your hand, eyes closed.
He whimpered quietly when you retracted your hand, unsatisfied from the little attention he got. Still, he waited until you were done coocking and filled the plates with food.
Razor jumped on the chair, his hands in his lap and his big eyes on the plates in your hands. You laughed quietly and put the porcelain on the table. Not even a second after you sat down, Razor snatched a chicken leg and began to wolf it down.
With a smile you shook your head and began to eat. But you couldn't keep your eyes off of Razor. You never saw him eat this quickly. Before you knew it, the plate of your lover was empty except for the bones. Razor sighed and leaned back, "I'm...better now. Thanks, (Y/N)."
"You know I love to cook for you." You were able to see how a slight blush appeared on Razor's cheeks, "I like eating your food. Very good food." You smiled and leaned over the table to plant a kiss on the silver-haired male's cheek.
Razor brushed his fingers over his cheek and looked to the side. For him, all of this was still new and unfamiliar, but by no means unwanted.
And you gave him enough time and space and held yourself back with the physical affection, even though that was very difficult. Razor was just too cute and precious.
But until Razor got more comfortable, you showed your affection with the food you cooked for him and his wolf's hunger.
Hello hi, I hope you're doing good! If you want, can you write a scenario for Razor and his male s/o? S/o can't help but play with Razor's hair and Razor is confused but likes it. Razor does it to s/o too and s/o feels a little embarrassed. Both Razor and s/o are kinda messing with each other's hair for the day.
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Hi hi
This is so adorable- I can't-
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I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading!
Razor x male! reader
Petting
The two males laid there, back against a tree trunk, taking in the beautiful sight of the sun setting infront of them. The grass beneath them tickled their exposed skin and seemed like wanting to swallow up their empty plates that laid besides them. Neither of them spoke a word, way too comfy, stomaches full from their little 'picnic' a few minutes ago.
(Y/N) turned his head to look at Razor, deciding he wanted to rather watch the male beside him, admiring the sun's glow on his face, instead of the sun itself. The red-eyed quickly noticed his 'mate's' gaze and also turned his head. The confusion was clear in his face, "Something wrong?", he asked, making the other snap back to reality, "Ah...no...just...admiring the view."
(Y/N) laughed as Razor glanced at the sun and then back to him. "But...The view is there.", Razor stated rather obliviously, making the (Y/HC)-haired laugh once again, shaking his head.
"I'm talking about you, silly.", he replied, resisting the urge to run his fingers through his lover's hair for just a moment, before he raised his hand. The silver-haired froze as (Y/N)'s hand reached his head and began to comb through his wild locks.
Razor didn't know what to reply to that. But it didn't take long for him to close his eyes and lean into his boyfriend's touch either way. (Y/N) smiled from that reaction, forcing himself not to let out a squeal from how cute the other was. Razor's hair was tangled, but still soft somehow. (Y/N)'s hand could get lost in it.
The wolf boy on the other hand had no idea what was going on. Don't people only do that to dogs and cats? He wasn't either of those, so why did (Y/N) do that? And why did Razor like it so much? The questions slowly faded away as the (Y/EC)-eyed pulled him against his chest and buried his other hand in his hair as well, making him drown in affection and sweet pleasure.
"You're so cute, Raz...", (Y/N) whispered, you could clearly hear his smile in his voice. That made Razor look up slightly with a soft murmur of nothing, the side of his face pressed against his lover's chest. His red eyes stared in the lovestruck ones of his lover for a few seconds, before a thought crossed his mind.
Maybe couples do that. And that's why (Y/N) was doing that.
The silver-haired sat there a few more seconds as he was trying to memorize how (Y/N) moved his hands and fingers through his hair. He then rose his own hands to (Y/N)'s hair and tried to mimic the movements. When (Y/N) did this, he had to do it too, right?
Razor's soft gasp at the feeling of (Y/N)'s locks was barely audible, but he really was amazed. They always looked soft to him, but he didn't expect that certain feeling. The (Y/HC)-haired's eye widened a bit, a blush starting to form on his cheeks. The way Razor's eyes sparkled with adoration and fascination as he watched how (Y/N)'s haired moved between his fingers made said blush even worse.
Out of shock, (Y/N)'s hands stopped moving and thanks to their position, the wolf boy had a good view on the embarrased expression on (Y/N)'s face. He however didn't take it as a positive thing, so he stopped his hands as well and lowered them again, "Did I...do bad?"
"Eh?", the (Y/HC)-haired was quick to shake his head, "No, no! I was just surprised is all-" Razor moved his face infront of the other's, "Face red.", he stated, making the other look away.
"Well- It's- It's because I was surprised.", he began moving his fingers again. Razor shivered slightly and leaned back against (Y/N)'s chest, "Then, it's good.", he murmured, "Can I pet you again?"
My Shelter Zine comic entry
ft Razor and Bennett (and Diluc and Lisa) (and Kaeya lol)
I want a baby meme with genshin characters part 2:
Kaeya:
Zhongli:
Scaramouche:
Razor:
Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters
Chongyun:
Venti:
Bennett:
Childe:
Razor:
Beidou:
Bennett: <3
Razor: how did you type that
Bennett: oh it’s < + 3
Razor: nevermind i got it
Razor: Ɛ>
Bennett: what the fuck
Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around
Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine
Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry
Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific
Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth
Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?
Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once
Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?
Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored
Xingqiu: excuse me?
Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time
Xingqiu: you get turned back into a baby but retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Razor: eat a nickel
Xingqiu: a reminder: you have retained all your skills and memory
Razor: eat a nickel
Xingqiu: ok
Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!
Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!
Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now
Razor: i amn just........ a litle creacher, thatse it. i canot change this....
Bennett: i know this, and i love you
Comfortable Warmth
Originally: Advent Calendar Day 5
Characters: Razor x gn!reader
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: None
Word Count: 260+
Prompt: Cuddling for Warmth
A/N: Not properly proofread
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It was a cold day but somehow, Razor still convinced you to meet his Lupical. Admittedly, it was a lot warmer when you set out. Despite not really being able to understand or talk to them, you really liked his family. They were very respectful and it seemed like they accepted you, though you had yet to meet Boreas or, better said, Andrius. Some hours had now passed and despite the relaxing atmosphere and the warm bodies of the wolves around you, you started freezing. You tugged on Razor's coat to tell him so and he said goodbye to his family to walk home with you. Arriving there, you take off your shoes and walk towards the living room, taking a blanket to warm of. Before you can cover yourself with it, Razor sits down and leans on you, his arms hugging your waist carefully.
"This... okay?" He asks shyly.
"Yes, it's fine" You tell him. It's adorable how he always makes sure youre comfortable with what he's doing.
He let's his head sink on your shoulder and you lean sideways even more so that you're lying down, Razor on top of you and nuzzling his nose into your neck. This, you had learned, was his favourite position to cuddle. One day he told you that your smell calmed him down immensely and you made your best effort to be there whenever he wanted you to.
You put the blanket on top of the two of you and spent the day lying on the sofa and cuddling before you had to prepare dinner.
Hope you liked it
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What they call you
Characters: Bennet, Razor, Thoma, Venti x gn!reader (separate)
Genre: Fluff
Summary: The nicknames they call you
Warnings: None
Word Count: 250+
A/N: I think I'm back now
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BENNET
Bennet calls you his sunshine
For him, seeing the sun when he’s out is a great thing
And seeing you is even greater
So that became your nickname
Also because you make him feel warm inside
He feels like he’s luckier with you around but he’s too embarrassed to call you his lucky charm when you’re around
So sunshine it is
RAZOR
He’s so confused by everything
Calls you by your name because he likes it
To him, it’s the simplest and best way to call somebody,especially if you’re close
You know he means you and not someone else
Also, your name is something chosen specifically for you, so why would he call you anything else
Also likes being called by his name for the same reasons
Might call you cute every once in a while
Definitely calls you Lupical
THOMA
sweetheart
without a doubt
you got together, he asked whether you’re okay with it and now he calls you sweetheart only
it’s the sweetest nickname for the sweetest person
he loves it when you get flustered whenever he calls you anything cute, so he might use something else for the element of surprise
in the end, sweetheart is his favourite
VENTI
Venti calls you his Windblume
You are special to him
And by combining his nation and his love for you, he shows this
he’s always very excited to see you
he shouts windblume whenever he sees you and then you’re hit with an armful of Venti
he doesn’t care and honestly, neither do you
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Happy birthday Razor! Our favorite wolf boy 🩶🎉
FremiMay Day 13: OTP
I really like the rare pair of Freminet x Razor. With Fremi x Collei or Fremi x Chongyun being a close second
Razor just has very large eyes for the memes. Also we love giving the wolf boy some sort of wolf cut.
Also another personal headcannon is that nobody knew their relationship to each other because neither really talks they just linger around each other.
Razor likely knows body language as a form of communication due to his wolf heritage and just understands Freminet's tells very easily. And then when Fremi notices that someone actually understands what he needs without having to say it out loud then Fremi puts in the effort to be the same for Razor.
So they just sit next to each other sharing minimal words, but still completely understanding each other and being comfortable in the silence.
Fremi goes nonverbal from his anxiety and Razor tries to take up the talking role while they are in public. Razor struggles at holding conversations and it's likely hard for others to fully understand him-- but it makes Fremi be in awe over how pure and amazing of a person Razor is.
Freminet teaches Razor how to properly swim and some survival tips for underwater. Razor learns better ways to catch fish and other useful things that can help his wolf pack. Which he's grateful for.
Idk, those are my headcannons. I just think that two physical claymore bois with superconduct is super goofy. They likely have very different fighting styles and would learn a lot from each other.
Tomorrow's prompt is 'god'!
