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Hellfire my beloved

My new hobby: Reading the premier YouTube chat LOOSE IT

and geoff and layne and VP interacting are probably not helping very much, as funny as it is

i have screenshots of all of them being idiots and

these are just from Valhalla Calling

The Dragonborn Comes

VP was also just shouting OMAR a lot

im about to go through Drunken Sailor

whenever I’m listening to Hellfire, i keep getting a whole “ Your soul is connected to the head bone” thing in my head, and a whole ring around the rosy thing but evil from the song overall

whenever I’m listening to Hellfire, i keep getting a whole “ Your soul is connected to the head bone” thing in my head, and a whole ring around the rosy thing but evil from the song overall

Inspertion from a Disney song, Hellfire

Legend of Zelda crossover with The song Hellfire🔥

Mike Wheeler and Will Byers… Run.

Them:

Me:

No one is topping this masterpiece. No one.

Gluttony

From the bottomless glasses, 

Of red and white wine,

To the ever continuing platters, 

From which upon I dine. 

Although my lifestyle is divine, 

My hunger is never satisfied. 

This is my damned crime, 

My punishment? 

It’s that I’m still alive. 

And I will be, 

Until the end of time. 

Most would think, 

It must be unbearable. 

But yet, 

Here I am. 

Fucking living still. 

Sharing, 

Really wasn’t my forte. 

That was until, 

I laid my eyes upon them that fateful day. 

Skinny. 

Horribly so. 

They adorned rags, 

That hardly passed for clothes. 

Yet, 

They still smiled though. 

At the same sunset I’ve seen trillions of times. 

Happiness danced upon their face. 

I couldn’t help but gape. 

Something stirred within me. 

An urge, 

To give them my coat. 

And wrap them up, 

To pull this person close. 

I wanted to keep them for only myself alone. 

Shower them in lavish gifts. 

To quench my thirst for their kiss. 

Myself and my needs, 

Typically came first. 

Sharing my existence with them, 

Couldn’t be much worse. 

As long as, 

They don’t hunger for anyone else. 

They won’t wind up, 

Like the others. 

Cold, forgotten and rotten, 

Within a hearse. 

I smile brightly, 

As I approach this human. 

With my coat and an unrefusable offer, 

In hand. 

I wrap them up and pull them close, 

I point my dagger to their throat. 

A brilliant smile,

Still gracing my face. 

I say, 

“Come with me, 

If you want to live, 

A life of luxury devoid of death. 

Refuse this proposal, 

And you will learn, 

Just how much hellfire,

Really burns.” 

Startled and frightened, 

They nod their head yes. 

I kiss them upon the cheek,

Their eyes seem to have gone bleak. 

They will smile at me one day, 

Or I’ll just have to take all of their sunsets away. 

- (d.n.k) 

Pride Greed Envy Wrath Lust Gluttony Sloth

Wow. Just... wow.

Best. Post. Ever.

O’ Tumblr (a parody of Hellfire) Sung by Codot

Lyrics: Community Guidelines, you know I am a righteous man, of my content I am justly proud, Community Guidelines, you know I’m so much purer than, the filthy child porn producing crowd.

Then tell me, O Tumblr, why the whole of us must pay, Why the porno bots can’t be controlled? I see them, I block them, their posts no longer linger there, So why are we the ones that you must scold?

O Tumblr! Damn Tumblr! The Tumblr that had been, Would never allow this! Why purge my harmless sin?

It’s not our fault! We’re not to blame! It is the Russian bots and monsters who should pay! It’s not our fault! You made a plan! Where women’s nipples are more hunted than the Klan!

Protect us, O Tumblr, Don’t just become an Apple drone, Don’t let monopoly control your mind.

Don’t punish creators,  Or we will find another home, Where we come first and aren’t left behind.

GUARD: Waiting4Codot, your post has been flagged. CODOT: What? GUARD: The puppies were mistakes for female-presenting nipples. CODOT: But how? Nevermind. Get out you idiot. I’ll find a better website if I have to burn down all the internet.

Oh Tumblr! Damn’d Tumblr! Now staff the time has come, Choose us the creators, or see your site undone.

Please just reconsider, Staff have mercy on me, Let Tumblr be ours or it will burn!

And yes, I know that, as a voice actor, I won’t be IMMEDIATELY affected, but a LOT of my friends will be, and that frustrates me. Also, it’s only a matter of time before someone makes a horrendous audio post and (given their current behaviour) they wouldn’t even police audio; they’d just get rid of it.

Numbered days, folks.

Like the song? It’s available for download on my Patreon (and yes, the track is FREE).

Interest Check for eddie munson x good girl!reader

So I've been thinking about writing a fic where Eddie falls in love with a chaotic good girl reader who loves DND, rock bands, and all things dubbed specifically for nerds who hides behind a facade of "good girl all innocent and feminine" why? Angsty backstory my brochachos

I have this idea of Eddie going into her room expecting it to be all pastel and pinks but only to be greeted with a framed poster of KISS against the floral wallpaper of her bedroom, a white bass guitar in the corner of her room, and a record table with the same records he has.

Cue reader trying to hide the poster of Paul Stanley with faded lipstick kiss marks beside her bed. (reader crushing on eddie because of his resemblance to starchild of KISS hehe, im totally not using myself as inspiration here hehe)

Who would've believed that Hawkin's new innocent good girl of a bombshell listened to such a satanic-looking group?

Imagine Eddie trying to recruit new members for hellfire only to see the reader in a cheerleader uniform signing the member try-out sheet on the bulletin board he put up <33 Cue Eddie panicking when Dustin brings the new pretty girl of hawkins to hellfire <3

do comment and reblog if you'd like to see this written as a fic <33

currently planning the chapters out!! I'm so freaking grateful for all your interest in this idea of mine <33 I'll try uploading the prologue by Sunday ( 10 PM Philippine TIme) Thank you so much again <33

Interest Check for eddie munson x good girl!reader

So I've been thinking about writing a fic where Eddie falls in love with a chaotic good girl reader who loves DND, rock bands, and all things dubbed specifically for nerds who hides behind a facade of "good girl all innocent and feminine" why? Angsty backstory my brochachos

I have this idea of Eddie going into her room expecting it to be all pastel and pinks but only to be greeted with a framed poster of KISS against the floral wallpaper of her bedroom, a white bass guitar in the corner of her room, and a record table with the same records he has.

Cue reader trying to hide the poster of Paul Stanley with faded lipstick kiss marks beside her bed. (reader crushing on eddie because of his resemblance to starchild of KISS hehe, im totally not using myself as inspiration here hehe)

Who would've believed that Hawkin's new innocent good girl of a bombshell listened to such a satanic-looking group?

Imagine Eddie trying to recruit new members for hellfire only to see the reader in a cheerleader uniform signing the member try-out sheet on the bulletin board he put up <33 Cue Eddie panicking when Dustin brings the new pretty girl of hawkins to hellfire <3

do comment and reblog if you'd like to see this written as a fic <33

Eddie Munson assembling the school marching band to perform for you as he sings brainrot

Okay but imagine Eddie surprising cheerleader!reader with a marching band playing Can't Take My Eyes Off You while he sings !! Yes just like Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you!!

What if its cheerleader!reader's birthday and Eddie surprises her with this performance... Chrissy would most probably be part of the entire plan and be in charge of the distracting reader while Eddie sorts everything out !! You've played such a significant part in changing the stigma surrounding DND and hellfire after you started dating Eddie. You've practically become an important figure to the rest of the hellfire boys as you've become an older/younger sister to them. Imagine the hellfire boys running around campus trying to help Eddie out pull out this big stunt for you.

I'm totally going to make this a self indulge fic for my birthday this april... Do let me know if y'all wanna read

#the many sides of eddie munson [insp. II.]

Trying to be a little experimental with layers in this one. l like this thing but I also hate it at the same time and I don't know why but it's kinda weird and ehhhhhhh...... Ashfur looking hot in that eyeshadow (literally lmaooooo) For this MAP on YouTube :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agnb93euAHM&t=100s

Eddie, flirting: If you were my husband, I'd pour poison in your coffee.

Steve, also flirting: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

Everyone else at Hellfire:

STRANGER THINGS

Chapter 01 | The Hellfire Club

Internalized homophobia lesbian amv of Hellfire so that the ‘devil so much stronger than a man’ part has clear sapphic subtext

Sneaky little looks

Day 4: Pining

Eddie munson x Jason adoptive sibling reader

Summary: Stealing glances and little looks, is the only way you could ever get close to Eddie

A/n: This has not been proof read, sorry. Also so sorry i’ve been gone. Super busy starting my masters soon, so stressed! Hopefully I’ll be able to be back more regularly soon.

Warnings: None

word count: 457

“Y/n!” The shrill voice of Mrs Smith cut through the silence of the class, everyone’s heads whipping round, multiple pairs of beady eyes staring into your soul. You could feel your face heating up, and you felt like you were going to explode. You just wanted to shrivel up within yourself or melt into a puddle like the wicked witch of the west.

“Stop staring into space and pay attention” Her voice became higher as she stalked towards you desk, slamming her hand down on the wooden table, making you and your stationary jump. She roughly grabbed the shut textbook on your desk, and flicked through the pages aggressively, tearing the corners of the pristine book slightly. Your eyes were wide staring, into her small sunken eyes that seem void of life. She suddenly lifted her hand, jabbing her wrinkly old finger onto the page, every jab accentuated by a word. “One” Jab “More” Jab “Warning” Jab “And” jab “You’ll” jab “get” jab “attention” Jab, jab, jab. She was jabbing the book so hard you through her finger was going to break.

The class erupted into whispers, groups of friends were muttering, every so often staring over in your direction. Some people just looked over at you in pity, others snarled at you. But everyone’s head bolted forward, when Mrs smith suddenly shrieked “Shut up!!” and suddenly all the attention that was on you had left as quickly as it came.

The material in the class was boring, and you knew you were going to drift off into sleep soon, the textbook that was ripped open, left ignored in front of you, your eyes drifting out of the window, spotting the long black-haired guy who had caught your attention. Everyone called him a freak, a devil worshiper, his whole group being the social pariah of high school. But to you, he was mysterious, he played his cards close to his chest, and you wanted to be able to sneak up behind him and read those cards over his shoulder. It’s part of the reason you started to learn to play dungeon and dragons. You wanted to be able to join hellfire, become part of Eddie’s close circle and see him for who he really was, but being Jason’s adoptive sibling, meant that you couldn’t. You instead had to steal secretive glances across the cafeteria, in the hallways, and out the window as your brother drove you home. It meant learning d&d in private, hiding any evidence under your bed, away from your bully brother. It meant going to all your brother’s games whenever you just wanted to try and join hellfire. It meant pining after Eddie Munson, the guy who owned your heart and had no idea.

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