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1 year ago

Men: Why do us Men die so early?

Also men:

Men: Why Do Us Men Die So Early?
Men: Why Do Us Men Die So Early?

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5 years ago
Sirplease
Sirplease
Sirplease
Sirplease
Sirplease
Sirplease

…sir please


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9 years ago
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD

A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD


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How dare you do this to me before I have even had my coffee.

Pedro/Old Man Joel WIP

Pedro/Old man Joel WIP

He grew his hair out for me, personally


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11 months ago

I come bearing gift (singular)

I Come Bearing Gift (singular)

(based off this thing)

I Come Bearing Gift (singular)

(and using this color palette of yours)

I Come Bearing Gift (singular)
I Come Bearing Gift (singular)

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FREAK😭😭😭😭IM😭😭😭IM GONNA EXPL IM GONANFBGHDJFJDHCJDGDFJG💥💥💥💥I CANT DO THI I CANT😭😭😭😭😭😭


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6 years ago
Evgeni Malkin For Mens Health Russia.
Evgeni Malkin For Mens Health Russia.
Evgeni Malkin For Mens Health Russia.
Evgeni Malkin For Mens Health Russia.

Evgeni Malkin for Men’s Health Russia.


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4 years ago

Did you see PO and Tanev's air kisses?? Before going down the tunnel??

Did You See PO And Tanev's Air Kisses?? Before Going Down The Tunnel??

tender....


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4 years ago

Well, this has definitely made up for a test I’m pretty sure I failed today...so thank you! 😭😂😂❤️

Blindspot: The Adventures Of Wild Wifey And Hothead Husband (1/23)

Blindspot: The Adventures of Wild Wifey and Hothead Husband (1/23)

Episode 1 A Wild Wifey is found naked and tattooed in Times Square. Hothead Husband spends the day trying to get her to stay in the car. In the process, he seems to lose his beloved thigh holster.


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3 years ago
My Brother Recently Graduated From 5th Grade, And This Was His Little Info Plaque. Can We Address The

My brother recently graduated from 5th grade, and this was his little info plaque. Can we address the fact he said he not only needs his family, but burritos from Taco Bell.

Not wants…needs.


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1 year ago

To the lovely people on Tumblr, please obtain this experience I've just had.

So I was just chilling at a bus stop because I needed to catch the train but I autopiloted to the bus stop, but it's ok the train was across the street and I could see it. Plus there was a nice breeze too so it wasn't too bad.

And there's these two probably grade 8-9 boys dressed as fried eggs. And I'm like wtf ok.

This was the costume. v

To The Lovely People On Tumblr, Please Obtain This Experience I've Just Had.

So I go to walk to the train station when I see the train pull in (It sits for a while BC I'm at the start of the line).

And they are setting off a fucking firework. Like one of those little ones, a firecracker or something. So they yell at me to not step on it. Which I don't dw.

Now I was in a snarky mood. And not up for dealing with bullshit.

And I'm like bro why are you doing that in public and they are like "BC we are Eggs!!!" And I'm like "Clearly because you have no brains."

And I go to walk away and they go "LESBIAN" so as I walk away, I turn around and go "WOOOOO I KISS WOMENNN".

They proceeded to throw deodorant at me. It missed and lands on the ground and I go "Why throw this at me, you clearly need this." And walk away. And they are just yelling at me as I walk away. They didn't follow me, I caught my train.

I am worried.


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