I Wish This Was A Joke - Tumblr Posts
BMC Confession
Remember when Rich sings about his loaf of bread machete in “Halloween”?
Because until I saw a bootleg I didn’t realize he meant this
and not
...this
Well that’s uh... that’s a yikes
put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
Me(last year): I’m literally unable to figure out my gender, I will absorb everything to be my gender. My soul watching my body like its a 3rd? Nah thats just me feeling like my body doesn’t represent my gender and isn’t mine. Its not disassociation istg
Me(this year): Your mentally ill and dumb as fuck.
put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
Me meeting someone new
Them: So what are your hobbies?
What I say: Oh um, I like playing video games and...reading?
Vs
What I actually want to say: I throughly enjoy getting lost in my delusions and imagining myself in life threatening scenarios because my life is boring.
