Im Just A Little Guy - Tumblr Posts
100% the type to longboard barefoot
who would like to peruse my vast selection of wares
News reporters b liek
“Jeff is reporting live from the eye of the hurricane, how’s it going Jeff?”
*garbled wind noises*
“Wind sure is crazy out there huh?”
*Jeff has blown away*
Anyone else ever feel like life just comically smacked you in the face with a one of those whipped cream pies
Alright with Alucard again
I feel gross in the shower.
If I fail, I might just kms
Oh… 😰
So excited to work as a scare actor for the second year in a row
shoutout to people w/ special interests/hyperfixations that cant infodump. i look at all these facts and forget abt them immediately ^_^ i do not remember anythign!!! but i like the animal :)
I'm finally becoming the person I always wanted to be and all it really cost me is everything I ever was.
don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I LIKE SOMEONE ONLINE THEY ARE ALWAYS PROBLEMATIC ITS NOT THAT HARD TO NOT BE A KIDDIE DIDDLER!!!
Me, talking to my mom: I bet you were hoping the squealing would stop when I got older, huh?
My mom, exhausted: One could only hope
Me: well SYKE
Me: *inhales*
Me: *incoherent squealing*
STARTING THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL TODAY RAAAAHH
We don’t talk about my reaction to the TMA finale. It had me on the floor. Not literally. I was in the car on a roadtrip but like…I was metaphorically there.
“Are you sure about this?”
“No. But I love you.”
“I love you too.”
IM SORRY WHAT TF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE AND HAPPINESS? WHY CANT I HAVE IT?