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Sans: I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

Papyrus: Sans I’m going to throw you out of the window

You: *Kisses Envy’s cheekbone*

(Nightmare Sans) Envy: What the hell was that?

You: Affection…

(Nightmare Sans) Envy: Disgusting.

You:

(Nightmare Sans) Envy:

(Nightmare Sans) Envy: Do it again.

Nightmare: if anyone ever makes fun of you for wearing gothy black clothing just and says "who's funeral is it." Just look around and reply with,

"I haven't decided yet"

Papyrus: LIFE...IS AN EGG.

Sans: explain.

Papyrus: IT HAS CHICKENS IN IT SOMETIMES.

Sans: go to sleep.

Milkshake or Cold One?

Undyne: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Chara: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Papyrus: MIND YOU, ALL OF THIS NONSENSE HINGES ON WHETHER OR NOT THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN.

Sans, dramatically: They called me a fool. Papyrus, sick of Sans's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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