Infinity War Spoilers - Tumblr Posts
How you been, Buck? Not bad, for the end of the world.
amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough
- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot
- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”
- “wong, you are invited to my wedding”
- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe
- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF
- tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’
- “titan-killing long term booty-call”
- “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”
- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else
- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross
- m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants
- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield
- dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”
- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners
- “ S P A C E “ as a location heading
- vision: “you could never hurt me.”
- rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session
- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”
- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology
- nick fury’s “motherfu-“
In Infinity War, when the army in Wakanda is charging forward to meet Thanos’s army, you see Steve and T’challa fly past everyone because they both run super fast. But Bucky is just as fast. And Bucky was not with them. Bucky looked at the army of weird alien monsters and thought to himself “I’m not in any hurry to get to that. I’ll jog it.”
Sam & Bucky’s Adventures: ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ_θ彡☆Σ(ノ `Д´)ノ
This is the most relatable thing i've seen all day tbh
Who is the main couple in Infinity War
Marvel:
Me :
Oh yeah, so @theartsycatlover made the next three things I’m going to post… they’re all Trash Infinity War memes that are amazing… so here.
half of the universe:
-disintegrates-
deadpool, directly looking into the camera: this is so sad alexa play ashes by celine dion
That is LITERALLY PETERS REMAINS on Tony’s hand - Like?? what the hell does he do?? Start to wipe them off on his jacket, but then realize that it’s ALL he has left of the one boy he thought of as a son when he so desperately wanted children??? Cradle his hand against his heart in mourning and disbelief (“I’m sorry, kid, I’m so, so sorry, Peter.”)?? Desperately grab at the ground where his dust lies????? Dude just THINK about the intense flashback Tony’s gonna get if he’s a father later on down the line when one of his kids says: “Dad, I don’t feel so good. I think I’m sick.” He’ll only freaking be able to see his first boy he loved as a son who literally died in his arms and be reminded of the fact that he thinks he failed little Peter?? Yeah no thanks
⚠️ INFINITY WAR SPOILERS ⚠️
You know what was really uncalled for Marvel?!
Tony talking about having kids at the start of the movie but then by the end of it he lost the closest thing he had to a son.
best parts of infinity war
tony saying thanos has been in his head for 6 years :))))
bearded steve rogers (amen)
thor when he arrives in wakanda and jumps into the air and the entire sky goes from midday to dark and stormy and he lands and leaves the mass of aliens around him dead in the scorched earth
peter parker: “we need a distraction”, ned, seeing ship: “wE’RE ALL GONNA DIE”
the dark and silent introduction which consists of the sound of an sos call going out from the asgardian ship asking for help
“how long have you been standing there” “an hour”
james rhodes making ross’ hologram disappear with a wave of his hand
“the suit is so instinctive so when you think about it, this is your fault” “what did you just say?!”
“PLEASE DON’T LAY YOUR EGGS IN ME”
“what master do you serve” “what am i supposed to say, jesus?”
tony stark calling ebony maw “squidward” to his face sjfkskfjskf
actual knight tony stark, knighting peter and making him an avenger, with a Shield and a sword from his suit
“the Olympics, maybe a starbucks”
“I A M G R O O T” “i am steve rogers”
“i don’t want to go, i don’t wanna go, mr stark please” as he FALLS into tony’s arms
“ill do you one better, WHY….is gamora?”
finally steve and bucky have been allowed to hug
steve rogers still giving orders to his team, immaculate fighting,,,a bad ass bitch who can wield proxima’s spear
wanda crying her eyes out as she tries to kill vision
okoye’s face when bruce can’t control the hulkbuster suit and falls over
wanda joining the fight and okoye being like “why was she up there this whole time”
tony stark being stabbed in the lung and coughing up blood as the whole theatre goes S I L E N T
N A N O T E C H
Peter Quill after Peter Parker said ‘Footloose’ was never the greatest movie in history
INFINITY WAR SPOILER!!!
When you’re just chillin but then you remember Wanda lost her brother, the love of her life, then herself all in a short amount of time.
Peter Quill: *Starts punching Thanos*
Tony and Literally Everyone Else:
This scene gave me emotions I haven’t had in a long time
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My infinty war ted talk
SPOLIERS DONT READ
We all forgot to look for the theme. Normally in movies people look for the theme but we were all to busy crying to look into the movies deeper feelings. Maybe it was good that we all sought out theory’s but the theme I think is something we need to see.
The theme is that we don’t trade lives. This is said when Steve Rodgers tells vision when he wants Wanda to break the stone, Steve says
“We don’t trade lives”. This is later said when vision stays after cap tells him to leave. So it is pretty obvious that they want us to hear it right.
What is Thanos plan- to kill half the universe to save half the universe. When he succeeds it feels wrong, why? We don’t trade lives. The advengers believe that all life is worth it and no life is worth killing off.
It really is the perfect theme that stays with you even when you don’t realize. It’s also good since then the only point in this movie isnt just tears.
Avengers Infinity War: (summary)
Iron Man:
Captain America:
Hulk/Bruce Banner:
Thor:
Black Widow:
Dr Strange:
Star-Lord:
Drax:
Mantis:
Gamora:
Nebula:
Rocket Racoon:
Groot:
Spider-man:
Black Panther:
Bucky:
Okoye:
Falcon:
vision/Scarlett:
Loki:
Thanos:
