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“You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.” and the iw couple!

100. You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.

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i would literally die to see the first time iw yoongi gave oc an orgasm

o-oh? 👀

iw!yoongi + fluff “are you warm enough”

pairing iw!yoongi/reader

prompt “Are you warm enough?”

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insemination wars, part iii (m.)

pairing yoongi/reader

warnings very brief mentions of vomiting | oral sex | spanking | consensual slut shaming | there’s a money shot in there too | maybe some ass eating | sex on camera | gagging | tasteful foodplay (pun intended) | premature ejaculation | overstimulation | deepthroating | yoongi being soft

summary as the first trial year dwindles to a close, things begin to settle. or, part three of a chronological compilation that highlights the trial and error of good old-fashioned baby making.

word count 18k, yikes

author’s note no man will ever make me as happy as writing this story has made me. thank you for the journey!

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the insemination wars epilogue: official masterlist

::DISCLAIMER:: due to popular and personal demand, the epilogue for insemination wars will be written up in chronological drabbles rather than a oneshot. primarily rated m for mature content. each individual drabble will be given its own summary upon posting. masterlist will be updated as drabbles are posted.

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the insemination wars epilogue: official masterlist

::DISCLAIMER:: due to popular and personal demand, the epilogue for insemination wars will be written up in chronological drabbles rather than a oneshot. primarily rated m for mature content. each individual drabble will be given its own summary upon posting. masterlist will be updated as drabbles are posted.

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When the Marvel logo came on the screen but the usual music wasn’t there like it always is everyone was dead silent and some guy at the back was like “Oh we’re fucked” 

You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

I just feel you.

HOLY SHIT HE WAS RIGHT

You could have the power of the Gods.

Motherfu-

don’t @ me, I don’t take constructive criticism

Loki isn't dead. He's just. Staying. Incredibly. Still.

KILL ME