Jackie And Steven - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

*someone knocks on Jackie's door*

Jackie: I'm busy... studying... naked.

Hyde: Is that supposed to keep me away?

Jackie: Steven?

*gets up and goes to open the door*

Jackie: You're in my house!

Hyde: And you're dressed, now wonder who's more disappointed. Uh, can I come in?

Jackie: No.

Hyde, coming inside anyway: Thanks.

Jackie: So... what are you doing after this?

Hyde: You hopefully.

Jackie: Is that seat taken?

Steven: Uh... that's my lap.

Jackie: I know what I said.

Hyde:

Hyde: It's empty.

Hyde: Man, I need to feel something...

Hyde: Hey, Jackie... can you tell me something that'll piss me off?

Jackie: Abba is better than Led Zeppelin!

Hyde: Yep, that'll do it!

Hyde: What's up?

Jackie: My panties are so wet right now...

Hyde: They are?

Jackie: Uhu.

Hyde, smirking: Hmm, I like where this is going...

Jackie: No, you don't. You forgot to put the laundry in the fucking dryer, dumbass! *throws panty at Hyde*

Hyde: Jackie, I swear to God you're gonna like this movie.

Jackie: No.

Hyde: I'm not watching Grease again!

Jackie, stares at him:

Hyde, a few minutes later, inside the store: Can somebody help me find Grease?

Donna: You know, Jackie, ever since you and Hyde broke up you've been at each other's throats. But, you two finally seem to be getting along.

Jackie, shrugging: Yeah, I guess. Well, you know what it's like. Shit happens, things don't work out, you get over it.

Donna: Wow, you're really chill about this. How'd you get over him?

Jackie: I didn't... I got under him.

*at the mall*

Hyde, holding all the shopping bags:

Jackie, holding out a hand to help him:

Hyde, aggressively moving the bags to one hand so he can hold her hand:

Jackie, after her parents cut her off: I'm a little low on cash.

Hyde: How much you got?

Jackie: Nothing.

Hyde: How can you walk around with no money?

Jackie: I'm cute, I get by.

*phone call*

Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!

Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.

Kelso: Fine... wait, who?

*Jackie hangs up the phone*

Jackie, opens the door: You're late.

Hyde: Missed me, doll?

Hyde: Am I in trouble?

Jackie: Take a guess.

Hyde: No?

Jackie: Take another guess.

Kelso: Jackie is not answering my calls. She's ignoring me.

Hyde: Allow me.

Kelso: Hyde, I called her seven times, what makes you think-

Jackie's voice on Hyde’s phone: Hey babe...

Hyde: Oh, fuck! I cut my finger.

Jackie: Here, let me kiss it better.

Hyde, nervous: Oh, uh... ok.

[...]

Hyde: Donna, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Donna: Should I ask?

Hyde: No.

Donna: Ok, let's go.

Hyde: Somebody asked me why I'm so mean to Jackie, a girl I just met.

Hyde: That's because I'm dedicated to the enemies to lovers trope.

Hyde: I cut out the middleman by making her my mortal enemy.

Hyde: I don't want my life to feel like a movie, I want it to feel like a 300 page romance novel.

Hyde: That's also why I keep making horrible decisions, 'cause I have to make sure the readers are interested in the main character that I've delusionally convinced myself that I am.

Hyde: Otherwise, they'll put the book down. And then, who am I supposed to entertain? Myself? Ugh, I hate that guy.

Jackie: Steven, I'm gonna be straight with you.

Hyde, confused: Ok.

Jackie: I wanna hook up with you. Can you please hit on me so we can get started?

Hyde, smirking: Come here often?