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*yuji on the phone with megumi*
Megumi: so? are you here, or not?
Yuji: I think so?
Megumi: you think so? What does that mean?
Yuji: wait, is it the red house? Yeah?
Yuji: there’s a man with huge pecks outside?
Megumi:…that’s my dad…
Gojo: Me? Beg for anything? Hahaha! Geez, people get on their knees for me and beg. I’m too powerful and strong to beg.
You: hmmm, too egotistic but okay
*1 week later*
You: eww no!
Gojo: please! I never begged nobody like this!
Gojo: please, please, please!!
Gojo: just let me squeeze your tits for a minute and that’s it!
Gojo: please, I beg on my knees!
You: …never beg, my ass
Gojo: heyyyyy!!! Nanamin!!! I wanna tell you something!!!
Nanami: Don’t call me like that.
Gojo: but…nanaminnnn it’s important!
Nanami: Leave me alone.
Gojo: come on!! Its important!!
Nanami: Fine! But, once you tell me. You leave me alone.
Gojo: you got it :)
Nanami: …
Gojo: ok! But just imagine going to the dentist and once you open your mouth he spits in it?!? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)
Nanami: ….why are you the why you are?
*on the phone with choso*
You: HELLO?! CHOSO!?
Choso: don’t yell, I’m right here. What’s wrong?
You: M-my nose just started bleeding out of nowhere and it won’t stop bleeding…
Choso: …
You: hello? Choso? Are you there?
Choso: I know…
You: what?
Choso: I did that. Telepathically.
You: …you b*tch
They ran out of condoms
They’re probably size small (can’t tell me otherwise)
This is the menace of society
Give us Nanami back🥹
You: fuck, it’s so hotttt…
*nudges choso gently*
Choso: *snores softly*
You: why does he have to sleep so close to me? uugghhhh…
You: *looks at him and smiles as choso snores softly* ughhh he’s too damn cute
Choso: *moves slightly closer and grabs your waist* don’t push me away, darling *says in a sleepy voice*
You: It’s just that; your body heat is really hot, choso
Choso: *pulls away from you* okay, just wait.
*sits up and pulls his shirt off and tosses it somewhere in the room*
Choso: there, better? *cuddles close to you*
You: *blushes* uhhh, yeah
Choso: good, now go to sleep *kisses your neck softly*
Nanami: Excuse me, I gotta use the restroom.
Gojo: ooo, me too. I’ll go with ya :)
*In the restrooms*
Gojo: so, are ya gonna piss or shit?
Nanami: You do see me going to the urinals, right?
Gojo: so???
*Nanami proceeds to unbuckle his pants and do his business*
Nanami: *looking straight* Gojo? Where are you?
Gojo: R-right here *rises hand*
Nanami: *looks next to him and sees Gojo sitting on the urinal* What the Fuck!! What are you doing??
Gojo: What else would I be doing? I’m taking a shit.
Nanami: *disgusted* Uhhhh, I-I’m done.
*3am in the night wide awake*
You: Psss, Megumi? *nudges him* Hey, sea urchin head *whispers*
Megumi: Mmm? What? *rubs his eyes* what is it, are you okay?
You: Yeah, I’m good…
Megumi: …then why did you wake me up? *overall confused and annoyed*
You: *sits up and crosses arms* why haven’t you drop the mascara brand name?
Megumi: *sits up as well and looks dead into your eyes* …hmmm, I don’t know…maybe if you weren’t so god damn annoying…maybe then I would’ve considered giving you the name of it…*smiles and snuggles himself back to sleep*
You: *completely shocked* …wow, just wow
Megumi: *mumbles* shut up and go to sleep…*pulls your arm towards him and cuddles close to you* p.s. I don’t wear mascara. I was just gifted with beautiful long lashes, thanks to my parents. *mockingly says*
You: Pft, whatever
Kenjaku: So, you wanna go out?
You: No. I don’t like you. You have stitches on your forehead, weirdo.
Mahito: What about me? I can turn into whatever you want me to be (＾ｰ^) I can even turn teenagers into Barney :)) I have experience.
You: Ewww no. I don’t date curses.
*Choso appears out of anywhere*
Choso: Oh hey-
You: Heyyyy, Choso!! Awe, you’re so cute. Of course I’ll go out with you <3333
Mahito: I-I thought you didn’t date curses?
You: I don’t. He’s like half human or something. Plus, look at him. He’s just so cute with his Doc Martens.
* Choso just standing there with a confused face*
Be grateful, Sukuna.
~all credits to the rightful owner.
JUJUTSU KAISEN : GOJO SATORU ! ✧.*☄. *. ⋆
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