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Kurt: You know if it weren't for Blaine we could've been friends.
Sebastian: Damnit Anderson, goin' 'round ruining all my friendships before they even begin
The New Directions when Kurt left: If I could get Kurt back I'd be a Hero!
The Warblers when Blaine left: Where is gay cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?
Blaine: I can't believe you're dating Sebastian, he tried to blind me!
Kurt: Technically he was just trying to ruin my clothes, whereas Dave threatened to kill me so you got the short end of the stick on reformed bullies
I love how every popular Kurt ship fits into a different genre vibe-wise.
Hallmark rom , the good kind (yes they exist).
Teen rom-com.
Drama.
Sit-com.
Psychological thriller.
Sebastian to Kurt: Yeah I know you wanna do that thing where we're arguing and fighting but then suddenly it's like woah This Is Hot, then we start making out. Dream On.Or whatever fine, let's just do it.
Kurt: Woahh
Sebastian : Istg the next person to ask how the weather is up is here-
Kurt: Hey, Seb! How's the weather up there?
Sebastian: -is gonna have a great day because they deserve it.
Sebastian*looking at the camera like he's in the office* : If Kurt does One more nice thing I will immediately catch feelings.
Kurt: So I got you coff-
Sebastian: SON OF A BITCH!
Every kb fic ever
Sebastian : This is Kurt Hummel, we had sex.
Kurt : We didn't have sex.
Sebastian : Then why do I remember you.
Kurt : Watch how fast Santana can eat if you ask her to share.
Kurt : Hey, can I get bite of tha-
Sebastian : Wow ,that was 38 seconds and four bites for the the extra large double patty burger.
At the Dalton staircase during the proposal.
Kurt: Wow, you put so much work into it! Much more than you ever put into our relationship. Graduate high school buddy, maybe then I'll consider it.
Sebastian : Woo!
Sebastian: What? It was a sick burn.
peraltiago is straight kurtbastian change my mind.
Kurtbastian drunk af
Kurt : What do we even have in common besides terrible taste in men.
Sebastian : Tall, tall hair.
Kurt : You have no game.
Sebastian : So? I don't need game I'm French, I'm like sex catnip.
Kurt : You have bad handwriting.
Sebastian : You take that back right fucking now.
be lgbt do depression and anxiety
Kurt: You are so full of yourself!
Sebastian : Well, I'd much rather be full of you, but you think I'm "annoying".
Santana: Prepare for trouble.
Sebastian : Then make it double.
Santana : To protect the world from devastation.
Sebastian: To unite all people within our nation.
Santana: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Sebastian: To extend our reach to the skies above.
Santana : Sannie!
Sebastian: Sebs!
Santana : Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Sebastian: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Kurt :Meow, that's right!
Their parents at the dinner table: ...
Mercedes: I’m cold.
Sam: here’s my jacket. :)
Kurt: I’m cold.
Sebastian: I’m gonna sue Mother Nature.
acitw livetweet
im rereading acitw guys considering livetweeting it jk I'm doing it
I've never liked Julian honestly, homeboy creeps me the fuck out, why is he so voyeuristic about his little brothers sex life it's not funny.
If I could i would yeet sebastian into the atmosphere for his preppy bitchy immature bs but also I love him so much for picking a car cuz its red
I love that acitw has a lot commentary on class divides, politics and general stigma around sex.
The characterizations and worldbuilding is so spot on. I can picture it all. The internal monologues aren't clunky or drawn out but so very vivid and insightful.
It's so much harder to break the heart of someone who expects it to be broken.
Julian calling Cooper motherfucker will never not be funny.