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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #19
Secrets of Ramshackle
The Yuu’s are told by the 3 Ghosts about multiple different rooms and secrets hidden in Ramshackle, which the Yuu’s used this information to make special rooms
Yuuka: To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Yuu!
Yuu (Pulls down on wall lamp, only for Grim to fall through the floorboards):
Grim (Shouting): WRONG LEVER! (Splashes into a pool)
Grim (Comes out through the hidden door in the walls completely drenched): Why does this place even have that lever?
Is it just me, or do the 3 Ghosts of Ramshackle remind anyone of Stretch, Fatso and Stinkie? Casper’s Uncles?
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I just can't even with these freaking legs!! 😭
Credit to @evilfuluv for unearthing.
The trouble with tribbles... 🤣
If you don't know the story you can hear it in the The Trouble With Tribbles NEW SONG video on The Lair of Voltaire YouTube channel.
How do people take short showers? Like I’m 5’8-5’9”, I have VERY long legs and I’m built like a Snoo-Snoo Amazon made of bricks. I have a lotta square footage to cover and that’s not even including my hair and skin routine. How fuckin’ small are other girls that they can get everything done in like 10 minutes...??
If I only had ten minutes of hot water, I’d be halfway through scrubbing one leg and might be done combing in my conditioner. I simply do not understand...
