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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #2

This is my Family

After RSA learns not only is Yuu, a penniless, homeless, and magic-less student from a different world, who lives in a unsanitary and ramshackled dorm full of ghosts AND a Rabid, Fire-Spewing Cat-Gremlin, who not only dealt with 5 Overblots, but has been doing Crowley’s JOB and is actually a FEMALE, they decided to take her away and give her a Proper Home until they can find her a way back to her World

RSA Student (Has Yuu in his hold): We have the Young Lady!

Ambrose LXIII: Take her to the Carriage!

Malleus (Visibly angry): Leave my Child of Man alone!

NRC Teachers (Holding him back, along with preventing a few other NRC students who will not be named along with Crowley): Hold on

Ambrose LXIII (To Crowley): YOU! YOUR THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS! If it wasn’t for your irresponsibility for this Young Lady, none of THIS-!

Yuu: Yuu

Ambrose LXIII: What? (Turns to Yuu)

Yuu: My name is Yuu

Ambrose LXIII: Fine then. If this wasn’t for Yuu-! (Pauses and turns back to her)

Yuu (Politely): Do I have to go into the Carriage?

Ambrose LXIII: Yes…

Yuu: Can I say goodbye?

Ambrose LXIII: Yes

Yuu: Thank you (Walks over to Malleus, Grim and Yuuken and hugs them)

Ambrose LXIII: …Who are they?

Yuu (Turns to Ambrose): This is my Family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken. But still good. (Looks at them) Yeah, still good. (Begins to slowly walk to RSA Carriage)

Grim (Sniffling): Does my Hench-Human really have to go..?

Ambrose LXIII (Sighs): You know as well as I, that our school rules are absolute, we can’t overlook a Damsel in Distress, it goes against our rules

Crewel (To Crowley): Crowley, didn’t you adopt her along with the other Pup? (Referring to Yuuken)

Crowley (Takes out paper that’s 100% ‘official’ adoption papers he’s had on him since day 1 and runs towards Ambrose LXIII): HEY!

Ambrose LXIII (Looks at him): ….?

Crowley (Puffs out his chest like a overprotective bird mom dad and shows Ambrose his adoption papers he DEFINITELY didn’t have Azul forge by signing another contract): The day Yuu and Yuuken got here, I filed the paperwork (Shows him the Totally Legitimate paper) see this stamp! They’re MY children! If you take them, your kidnapping MY BABIES-!

Ambrose LXIII (Takes paper and looks at how overprotective NRC Staff and Students are over Yuu and smiles):

Crewel (Smirks): RSA is all about following Rules, Etiquette and Elegance

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Crewel: I see your adapting

Wednesday!Yuu (Referring to Crowley): He’s been smothering me with his Generosity. I hope to return the favor

Crowley (Prideful):（＾∀＾）

Wednesday!Yuu: In his sleep

Crowley (Terrified): 〣( ºΔº )〣

Let’s be real, NO ONE would be safe if we came to NRC as Wednesday… Especially RSA if they tried anything (That place will be nothing but a heap of ash in less than an hour when we’re through with them…)

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She’s at that Special Age

The Teachers after getting to know Wednesday!Yuu a bit more

Crewel (Proud Father): She’s at that special age where there’s only one thing on her mind

NRC Students (Hopeful): …Boys?

Wednesday!Yuu: Homicide

Look me into my eyes and tell me the Teachers wouldn’t watch her like a proud father/uncles/mother/grandfather as she scares off any potential suitors with her…tools

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Spring Colors

Wednesday!Yuu (Wearing a very slightly lighter shade of her black uniform):

Crewel (Nods): Ah, I see one of you pups is bursting out your spring colors

Students (Squint at her uniform but can’t find a difference): How…?

Crewel (Smacks a few heads with his Wand-Stick Whip thing): It’s called ‘Observation’, maybe if any of you had it beside Young Addams then a lot of you pups wouldn’t be failing my class (Snaps his Wand-Stick in his hands)

If it’s not obvious already…I love Wednesday Addams, she’s my favorite (That and I find Sassy Crewel the best version of Crewel)

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It just became Personal

Jack/Yuu: I mean, who is stupid enough to make a deal with Azul?

Book 3: And I took that personally

Let’s be real, Jack unintentionally jinxed Yuu the moment he was trying to help us… I forgive this Cactus-Loving Tsundere Wolf obviously

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The Queen

Yuu (To Vil): Here he comes, the Queen. Able to kill men with a single stare

Vil (Lowers his sunglasses as he passes by): Better watch out honey

Yuu (Begins to laugh):

Vil can step on my back with his sharp pump heels and I’d thank him…

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Side Chick

Deuce: That awkward moment when your girl catches you with your side chick…

Y/N: You gonna put it back?

Deuce (Holding a baby chick): NO! It’s adorable and I love it and it’s mine now!

I love this sweet egg boi, he can do no wrong in my eyes as he beats the shit out of people

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #10

Child’s Curiosity

Grim: Why’s the sky blue?

Idia: Oh that’s a good question! When light enters the earths atmosphere blue waves scatter the most, so that’s what we see

Grim: And why does the moon have all those spots?

Idia: Aw, because of craters and volcanic planes

Grim: Where do we go when we die?

Idia (Awkward): …Oh, uhm… well-

Grim: And why do bad things happen to good people?

Idia: Uhh-

Grim: And also, why do you wear the same thing all the time?

Idia: What? (Looks at his outfit) I don’t- Uhh-

Grim: -Do you ever go outside?

Idia: U-Uhh yes, I-I do-

Grim: Why is it so dusty in here?

Idia: It is? What-?

Grim: Do you ever notice you walk REALLY weird?

Idia: W-what?

Grim: Why’s your head on fire?

Idia: Uhm-

Grim: Why do you buy things and never use them?

Idia: Okay, look-!

Grim: Why do you stay up so late?

Idia: Listen-

Grim: Why do you order food all the time?

Idia: Hey-

Grim: Can’t you cook? Y/N at least knows how to make some good grub

Idia: Hold on-!

Grim: Why aren’t you married yet?

Idia (Throws Grim out of his room):

Grim (To his door): WHY’S YOUR DOOR SO DISGUSTING??

Idia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Ace and Grim Arguing in a Nutshell

Grim: FINE!

Ace: FINE!

Grim: You know what, I’m done with this conversation! (Leaves)

Ace: Cool

Grim (Comes back after 5 seconds): AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?!

At this point I’m carrying a Spray Bottle full of water and keeping Riddle’s phone number in my contacts…

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Calling Crowley Out

Y/N: Can I borrow 20 Madols?

Crowley: What you think I’m made of money?!

Y/N: Isn’t that what ‘Mom’ stands for?

Crowley (Pauses):

Crowley: Oh shit-

At this point the only thing keeping me going is the nightly visits with Mal-Mal and pure unholy spite…

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The Therapists have SPOKEN!!

Crowley: Would any of you be there for me if I was going through something?

Yuu: No

Yuuken: Nope

Yuuka: Absolutely not

Yuu: I hope is sucks whatever you’re going through

Yuuka: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life

Yuuken: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you…

Y/N: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could’ve changed that outcome

Yuu, Yuuka, Yuuken and Y/N (All begin to laugh as Crowley runs Ugly Crying to his Office):

Sam and Vargas are in the back cheering, Crewel is fighting with Lilia over the Custody Papers and the NRC Students are getting nervous about being next… Especially the Overblot Squad

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The Yuu Family

Yuu reveals they’re being bullied, so Yuuken, Yuuka and Y/N are telling them what they know on how to deal with a Bully…

Yuuken: What’s going on?

Yuu: A Savannaclaw Student’s been beating me up, so Yuuka’s gonna show me how to fight him after school tomorrow!

Yuuken: You should be ashamed of yourself, Yuuka. Violence only begets violence. Now, that is not the way to deal with a bully. Now, I have found that as long as you let the parental figure know, the bullying will stop

Yuuka (Shaking her head in disappointment and annoyance):

Yuu: I have been, and he still wants to beat me up! Crowley doesn’t do shit!

Yuuka: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s why they have to learn how to defend themself. Put your hands up!

Yuuken: Not so. You and this guy must find some common ground. Remember, “We must never negotiate out of fear, but we must never fear to negotiate.” John F. Kennedy

Y/N (Joins in): But never forget, “Mama Said Knock You Out.” LL Cool J! (High fives Yuuka)

Yuuken: So, Yuu, do you believe that violence is wrong?

Yuuka: Yuu, do you believe it’s wrong to be this pathetic little wimp?

Yuu: Yes

Yuuken: Ahem.

Yuu: Well, n-no. Uh, oh, I don’t know! Can I be alone now??

Yuuken: Well, Yuu, no matter whatever happens tomorrow just know that I believe in you.

Yuuka: And Yuu, whatever happens tomorrow, know that I believe Yuuken is adopted

Yuuken (Smacks Yuuka’s shoulder):

Yuuka: Why don’t you mind your business sometimes, man? Every time I turn my head…

I see Yuuken and Yuuka, despite handling problems differently will absolutely work together once they find out one of their siblings in trouble. And may the Great 7 have mercy on them, because they sure as hell don’t have any…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #15

Bird Mom is CHEAP!

Crowley: Listen to me, I can explain-

Azul: You are making 500,000 Madol, and you were only gonna pay me 30?!?

Ruggie: You’re getting 30 GRAND?? I’m getting a THOUSAND!!

Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuu and Y/N: Wait, you guys are getting PAID??

Crowley, we live in a Dorm that’s Safety Hazard and would probably collapse at any moment if we so much as SNEEZED, and your not gonna even PAY your Unlicensed Therapists…??

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #16

The Greater Good

RSA told Ambrose how Yuuken, Yuuka Y/N and Yuu’s living conditions and is trying to take them to his school to live in RSA until they find them a way home

Ambrose LXIII: This is for the Greater Good-!

Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuu and Y/N: Greater good?! We are NRC’s THERAPISTS! We are the greatest good NRC is ever gonna GET!!!

NRC Students (Shamefully nod their heads):

Despite all the Overblots, Crowley’s irresponsibility, trouble finding them, AND very low income… They still care about their dumb friends

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Insensitivity

The Yuu Family are having a hard time after dealing with so many Overblots and the fact Grim, their youngest sibling, is missing and are very depressed, and their friends want to ‘help’

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu (Depressed as they’re all sitting together quietly):

Ace (To Epel, Deuce and Jack): Look, I think I know how to help the Yuu’s. This calls for tough love. We gotta draw them out. Gotta bait them, confront them. Attack them until they defend themselves! Only then will they start to feel better!

The Yuu’s (Slowly eating/moving their food):

Deuce (Unsure): I don’t know, Ace

Ace: Look, just follow my lead!

Ace (Angrily storms up to the Yuu’s): Yuu’s, you all should be ashamed of yourselves!

Epel: How could’da do such a thing?!

Jack (He’s trying): I hope you never get mad at me

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu: …..

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu (Begin to tear up and start sobbing):

Ace, Deuce, Epel, and Jack (Surprised at their unexpected reaction):

Yuuka (High pitched voice): WHY Y’ALL SCREAMING AT US??

Yuu (Upset): WE’RE MINDING OUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME FOOD!!

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu (All run out of the Cafeteria sobbing hysterically):

Deuce, Epel and Jack (Glaring at Ace):

Ace: W-well, I can be wrong

Lilia told Malleus about this incident, but didn’t tell him WHO caused the Yuu Family to cry like that, now there’s a very angry and upset Dragon that’s trying to find out who did and have a… pleasant talk smite down the perpetrator where they stand

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Dragonia Family Special

Y/N is pregnant with Malleus’s child and is going to give birth soon, with her Siblings and Malleus’s retainers helping her get to the Doctors

Y/N (Coming down the stairs in pain): Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! AAH! (Rips off the wooden railing)

Silver (Rushing in): Y/N, are you alright?

Y/N (In pain): Mph!

Silver: Of course you’re not alright. You’re having a baby (Panicking) I think I’m going to be sick

Y/N: Silver, sweetie come here. (Hugs Silver) Having a baby is very special (In pain) Oh, here comes another contraction! (Gripping Silver’s hand)

Silver (Falls to the floor in pain clutching his broken hand):

Y/N (Sighs): We’ll, that wasn’t so bad (Looks to see Silver on the floor) Silver, sweetheart, don’t be so dramatic

Silver (Gets up): My hand. Ah.

Sebek (Barges in panicking): ALRIGHT! EVERYTHING’S FINE! LET’S GO! LET’S GO, HUMAN! EVERYTHING’S FINE, EVERYTHING’S FINE! A-ALRIGHT… HUMAN *Yuuken* GO BOIL SOME WATER! OTHER HUMAN *Yuuka* YOU GO GET SOME BLANKETS! AND OTHER HUMAN *Yuu* YOU C-CIRCLE THE WAGONS!!!

Y/N (Stops Sebek): Sebek, honey, what are you talking about?

Sebek: I WISH TO THE GREAT SEVEN I KNEW, HUMAN! (Sits on the couch freaking out since he was never taught how to handle labor)

Yuuken: Y/N, I think what Sebek is referring to is-

Y/N (Grabs both Yuuken and Yuuka’s Hands) Aah!

Yuuken and Yuuka (Both scream in pain and fall to the floor in agony as they yanked their now broken hands out of Y/N’s grip):

Y/N: Oh! Oh! Oh my Seven. Oh, the pains are getting closer (Sighs) Yuuken, Yuuka, get up off the floor, what’s the matter with everyone?

Yuuka (To Yuu): My hand!

Y/N (Getting annoyed) What is wrong with everybody? (Furious) Lilia! Malleus! GET YOUR FAE ASSES IN HERE AND LET’S GO!!!

Yuu (Runs to Y/N): Hey Y/N, I wanna go too!

Y/N: Oh thank you sweetheart. You know I could really use somebody to hold my hand

Yuu (Jolts their hand out of Y/N’s grasp and runs):

Lilia has been around long enough and is trying to prepare Malleus for the difficulties of pregnancy, oh, and also the baby too…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #19

Secrets of Ramshackle

The Yuu’s are told by the 3 Ghosts about multiple different rooms and secrets hidden in Ramshackle, which the Yuu’s used this information to make special rooms

Yuuka: To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Yuu!

Yuu (Pulls down on wall lamp, only for Grim to fall through the floorboards):

Grim (Shouting): WRONG LEVER! (Splashes into a pool)

Grim (Comes out through the hidden door in the walls completely drenched): Why does this place even have that lever?

Is it just me, or do the 3 Ghosts of Ramshackle remind anyone of Stretch, Fatso and Stinkie? Casper’s Uncles?

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #20

The Y/N’s had ENOUGH

The Y/N’s spent a lot of time with Rollo and he’s trying to convince her to end Malleus, but not before making the biggest mistake of his life… Insulting Malleus in front of her

Rollo (Throws Y/N a knife): Finish Malleus off, after all, he would never think to hurt his precious ‘friend’ right??

Y/N (Looks at the blade and at everyone else feeling uncomfortable):

Devil!Y/N: Hey, you’re not backing down now, are you? (A miniature Y/N wearing a red Devil suit is on Y/N’s left shoulder blowing out the flames from her pitchfork)

Y/N (To her Shoulder Devil): Uh, where’s the other one?

Angel!Y/N (Poofs on Y/N’s right shoulder in a Salon Dyer with mud mask on her face):

Y/N (Surprised): Yo!

Angel!Y/N (Startled and poofs away the Mud Mask and Salon Dryer away): Sorry I’m late! SO, what’d I miss?

Y/N: Well, Rollo just tossed me this dagger and asked me to take Malleus down-

Rollo (Looks at the NRC Students and uses hand gestures asking if she’s mentally insane):

NRC Students (All shrug as they’re unsure themselves):

Y/N: -And then this one popped up, and then we waited for you, and quite honestly-!

Rollo: Y/N! Why did I think you could do this? This one very simple thing. To think Malleus was able to poison your mind this badly to not not be able to think rationally

Angel!Y/N: Whoa, now

Rollo: The very same Malleus Draconia, who’s presence somehow made you AND your family incapable to think for yourself!

Devil!Y/N: Ouch

Rollo: And do you want to know something else? That hideous, tainted and unholy poison has a name, and it’s Malleus Draconia

Y/N, Devil!Y/N, Angel!Y/N (All gasp in horror):

Rollo: He’s a burden!

Malleus (Looks like a kicked puppy):

Devil!Y/N (Angry): That’s it. Rollo’s going down (Pumps her pitchfork)

Angel!Y/N: Now, now. Remember, “From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward”

Angel!Y/N, Devil!Y/N and Y/N (Look up to see a chandelier hanging directly above Rollo):

All three Y/N’s: That’ll work

Y/N (Throws the dagger to cut the Chandelier down to crush Rollo, only for him to remain unscathed): Huh, that normally works

Rollo (Pulls lever): No, but this one works

Y/N: Yeah, should’ve seen that one coming

NRC Students and Y/N (Falling): AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Y/N’s gonna MURDER Rollo, enough said…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #21

Malleus Draconia with Y/N

What Everyone Sees:

What Malleus is actually Doing:

He’s flirting… don’t interrupt his attempts to Woo his Child of Man or else…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Zombies vs The Prefect

Ace, Deuce and Grim, wanting to prove themselves as powerful mages ended up summoning the dead and now they’re in danger

Grim: Ace, Deuce isn’t there some spell that can defeat zombies?!

Ace: No! I don’t know any spells that would defeat them!

Deuce: This can’t be happening. We wanted to prove ourselves so badly that we ended up putting everyone in danger. We’re so toast it’s all our fault and no one can save us!

Suddenly a zombie grabs Grim by his arm and raises him up to its face

Grim (Scared): No! Y/N, I’m sorry!

Deuce and Ace: GRIM!!

Grim (Screaming): Y/N!! HELP ME!! (Tears form in his eyes)

Just as the Zombie was about to bite Grim, it’s head gets smashed off from a baseball bat, and as it falls over, a certain somebody’s foot crushes the Zombies head, revealing Y/N who is covered in questionable liquid, clothes ripped and messy and has a few bruises on her face

Y/N (Panting): You three. Attic. NOW!

Deuce, Ace and Grim: Y-Y/N..?!

Y/N (Pissed): I said NOW!!!

Y/N (At the zombies): All right you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?! (Begins bashing and smashing every zombies head in that gets close)

Deuce, Grim and Ace (Running up the Ramshackle’s staircase towards the attic with Y/N right behind them):

Y/N: The only monster in this school who can harass my stupid friends and my stupid cat monster is ME! Take that! (Hits more zombies) And THAT!

Deuce: Shouldn’t we help Y/N?!

Ace: I think the Zombies are a much safer option than to disobey Y/N right now!

Y/N (At the stairs): Beat it, no-eyes! (Hits more zombies)

As Y/N smashes her bat into one of the Zombies’ mouth, they snatch it from her and break it in half, which she retaliates by punching it’s jaw with Brass Knuckles

Y/N (Becomes absolutely feral): ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?!? (Begins to punch every Zombie’s face in that get in close)

Y/N then begins to run up the stairs and shoves the grandfather clock down the stairs, harming and blocking the staircase

Deuce, Ace and Grim (Shut the door behind them, only to hear banging on it):

Ace, Deuce and Grim begin to back away from the door in fear, only for it to open to reveal Y/N

Y/N (Coughing): Oh! Ow! (Bending down) Everything hurts

Grim: Y/N, that was amazing!

The Housewardens were about to intervene, until they saw and heard Y/N, then realized it would be better to stay back otherwise they might get hit by the wrath of the Prefect

Bonus:

Epel: GET ‘EM Y/N!! SHOW NO MERCY!!

Floyd: Shrimpy is a lot more interesting than I realized!