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Lex foster they could never make me hate you
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I'm going insane.
(Screenshots via @/myhamcake on Twitter, but from the NMT2 episode "Daddy")
when they have autism and supernatural abilities
Everyone ask me about Lex Foster and Alice Woodward PLEASE /silly
I have so many thoughts and have now convinced exactly ONE person (@nighthaterfrfr) that they would make a great couple :3
short fic drop????
hi! so um ive been gone a bit (too busys rping as a blog here) but i did write smth
so lately, one of my mutuals (COUGH @jben073) has shown me the wonders of lex foster x alice woodward. ik they havent met, but could you imagine if they did? like
holy shit thats lwk a good
so
in delusion's favor
i made a fic for alilex :D
HEHE NOW IM OBLIGATED TO MAKE A POST EXPLAINING MY ORIGINAL RUNDOWN THAT I GAVE TO YOU ABOUT MY IDEA OF HOW THEY GET TOGETHER >:3
These are all so real!!!! 👏👏
this is jst
hi
imma make this intro short but, alilex bies and how they met :3 ???
(imma jst pull from @jben073 be she's right. benny's a god and the smartest person to make this shit)
-alice and lex have known abt each other for a while, but when alice started to date deb, thats when she started to go hang w her friends in the smoke club. lex sells to the smoke club, and occasionally hangs out there. so, yk they know each other, havent talked a lot, mostly acquaintances
-now w watcher world, its v obvious that blinky was trying to fuck w alice and suppose that deb hooked up w ziggy at her party while alice was in watcher world. canon aside, i like to think for this, they did hook up while alice was gone, and they were found out by alice maybe a month or two after this.
-where the fuck does lex come into play? well she denounced deb as soon as the whole smoke club finds out. quickly cut ties w zigay too. she tries to find alice, and succeeds, although talking to other people is hard if you only ever illy talk to your boss, your sister, and your shitty mom.
-to her surprise, alice takes comfort in lex trying her best to help her out, so they go from acquaintances to friends the more time they spend togehter
-mainly be i think alice is tutoring lex to help get her ged
-more tutoring they have, the closer they get. alice realizes she's catching feelings and is trying to avoid them.
-but one day, she asks lex to read a new script she made up, mear as a school project. as lex reads, alice admires. she admires everything about this girl. and as lex finished reading, she ended u mumbling the words "god, i rily like you." after
-alice ofc is embarrassed and wants to get away, but lex holds her wrist gently. reassuring that her feelings are reciprocated.
-id like to think they kiss after, but more i think thats better is there a mess, blushing stupid mess. where would they go next?
and thats where like
my other bagillion hes go in play
-SO hannah knows abt this. be first lex tells her a lot and second, shes not a dumbass. seeing her sister and the friend she's bringing over a blushing mess like
hello?
-alice is so nice to hannah, not great with kids, but hannah is very chill in her eyes. she learns how to take care of her quick, and as lex starts dating alice, they go on like little outings
jst hannah, her sister, and her sister's gf
-no matter how much lex is the scary like "fuck you bitch" partner, alice is much scarier. like can you imagine this girl like you fucked up lex a little bit and alice brings out a big ass notebook to hit you over the head
-bill’s so unsure of lex, since first she smokes, second she kinda dropped out of high school, and third she’s known for being a mean person?
but when seeing her w hannah and alice, and seeing how much happier she is now w lex, bill likes her better. long as she doesn’t cheat on her.
-also last one alice def didnt tell her dad. at all. he found out when she snuck lex in one day and he jst knocked on her door, and here lex was hiding in alice’s closetz
she fell out of it 💀
I just finished my NMT rewatch and OH MY GODDD Yellow Jacket never fails to make me cry
"You get to have a life. We don't.
I release you, Ethan.
Be young, for all of us.
Lex."
AAAA Lex's barely contained tears hurt me on a physical level
"Ethan sits, alone. In the kitchen, the faucet starts to drip."
I love Joey's version of Ethan so much I literally can't put it into words 😭 I think that's where I started sobbing uncontrollably on my first watch
Hannah: "Are we ever gonna go back to Hatchetfield?"
Lex: "I don't think so."
I'M DEAD.
So.... I can't really explain why they look like that other than I play both of them in an rp and they have fun little powers teehee
SO SORRY IF THIS IS AWKWARD but i wanted to send in a writing thing 😭
prompt: what if Paul and Emma swapped places with Tom in Black Friday? Like Emma is part of the doll ‘feast or famine’ crowd for. Yk, the family reasons and Paul (unaffected) essentially is just running around/running into the foster sisters and whatever the hell was happening in the mall. Dude is having a terrible time as always
(If i phrased that weirdly can i just ask for paulkins interacting with the foster sisters in a casual setting please 🙏 ty!)
yeah!!!!! love this idea sm, hope you like it :)
“You want us to do what?” Emma slammed her coffee on the table.
“Pick up a Wiggly for Tim.” Emma scoffed at Tom. Paul stood awkwardly in the corner. He didn’t want to get involved, Emma was better at arguments.
“Why would we-”
“I want to spend the holidays with my son, not waiting in line.” Tom said. Emma rolled her eyes.
“I thought we were spending the holidays together, Tom. As a family.” Tom clenched his fists.
“My son lost his family when that car crashed. I’ve never asked anything of you ever before. Do this one thing for Me. For Tim. For Jane.” Emma looked away. After a few seconds, she walked over to Paul.
“Lets go get a fucking Wiggly, I guess.” They picked up their bags.
“Emma? Where are you going?” Tim asked, poking his head into the kitchen.
“We have to go to the hardware store to pick up a new bandsaw for your dad. Merry Christmas, Tim.” Emma slammed the door shut.
-
“There's nowhere to park…” Emma said, driving slowly.
“There?” Paul asked, pointing at a large spot.
“That's where the delivery trucks dump their stuff off.”
“It’s probably fine. Let's just hurry.” They parked the car and hopped out, and began walking into the mall.
“You can’t park there.” A voice said. It was a teenager, wearing the Toy Zone uniform and smoking a cigarette. She couldn’t have been older than 19. Paul blinked a few times.
“Lex? Lex Foster?” He asked. She nodded.
“I used to babysit her and her sister,” Paul said to a confused Emma.
“Have you babysitted everybody in this town?” she mumbled under her breath.
“Do you know how many Wiggly’s they have left?” Paul asked. Lex sighed.
“The store isn’t even open yet. Not that it matters. People have been waiting outside for days. You'll be lucky if you even get in the store by noon.” Paul groaned.
“C’mon, let's at least see if we can… buy our way into line? Or something? I don't know. Let's just hurry up.” Emma walked off, dragging Paul behind her. He waved awkwardly at Lex.
“You can’t park here!” Lex called after them. They didn’t hear her. “Oh well.”
-
“Hello? Sorry, can we cut in here for… uh… twenty bucks?” Emma said, pulling some cash from her pocket. The girl in line scowled at her. She was wearing a nursing uniform. Emma vaguely remembered her from highschool.
“Hey, some people have been waiting in line for a very long time, that’s not very fair,” a blonde lady shouted from further ahead. The nurse ignored the other customer.
“No, you can’t cut. That's bribery, and it... should be illegal.” Emma opened her mouth to retaliate, but Paul stopped her.
“Emma! Emma! Over here.” She turned. Paul was pointing to- Gary Goldstien? The attorney?
“This is Gary. He’s uh- my brother. Gary, this is Emma. My…” He shrugged. Emma glared at the nurse one last time and walked to where Paul was standing.
“Hi Gary, nice to meet you. Can we cut you for twenty bucks?”
“Sure. I’ll do it for free. I’ve a lot of favors due to Paul here for taking care of my son when I'm away,” Gary said in his nasally voice. Emma smiled at him.
“Hopefully this will go by quick so we can all go home.” She muttered to Paul as they squeezed their way into line.
-
Emma tried to be quiet as the rabid customers ran by her hiding spot, the popcorn counter in the movie theater. She looked out and saw Paul skittering towards her.
“What the fuck was that?” He whispered, crouching down into the shadows with her. His face was ridden with sweat and panic.
“I-I don’t know. Everyone’s going crazy. Is Gary- where’s Gary?”
“He… I think… I think he killed a guy. I don’t know what’s happening to him- what's happening to anybody. We know these people. They’re not murderers.” Emma nodded.
“We just need too-”
Something clattered to the floor. Emma shrieked, and Paul jumped up, looking around their area. He locked eyes with a young girl, who had knocked a can off of the counter on accident.
“Hannah?” He asked her. She backed up against the wall.
“Bad blood… bad blood…” she repeated it over and over again. Paul looked at Emma, who had calmed down.
“It’s Lex’s sister.” He turned back to the frightened girl.
“Hannah? It’s me, Paul. I used to babysit you. Do you remember?” He walked a little closer to her, and she whimpered, clutching her backpack.
“Hannah… what’s in the backpack?”
“Bad. Bad. Webby says it’s bad. He’s bad. He’ll trick you! He- he…” She started crying. Emma came up to the girl and sat down next to her.
“It’s ok. It’s ok.” She let Hannah lean on her. Emma looked in the backpack quickly.
“Oh. It’s a Wiggly.” A look came over Emma’s face. A look Paul had never seen before. A look Paul didn’t like.
“Emma?” She didn’t look at him. She slowly took the bag from Hannah. The girl looked up at her with a distressed expression.
“No! No! Bad!” Emma stood up.
“Lets go Paul.”
“No! He’s bad! Black and White! Bad blood! NO!” She grabbed at the bag, and Emma kicked her legs.
“Emma!” Paul rushed to stand in front of Hannah. “Emma, this isn’t you.” Her eyes darted around.
“Tim wants this doll. He needs it. He needs it.” Paul shook his head.
“Leave the doll! We need to get out of here, get safe.” She locked eyes with him, and her gaze softened. She dropped the bag. Paul took Hannah’s hand.
“We need to find somewhere safe. Let’s go.”
-
“Emma?” Tom jumped out of the car and rushed to her. Emma ran to embrace him, and Paul shook his hand awkwardly afterwards.
“Tom, god, I'm so glad you’re here.” The mall was aflame behind them, and the few stragglers that made it out were charred and distressed. Hannah and Lex had found each other in the mall, and Paul could only hope they got out.
“I’m so sorry, Emma. I- I don’t know why I sent you to get that doll. Tim doesn’t even want it. I’m gonna get him a Nintendo or something.” They all laughed, but soon a silence followed.
“I almost lost Paul in there."
"And my... my brother..." Paul looked back at the mall. He still hadn't fully processed what had happened to Gary. Maybe he got out? Paul doubted it. He'd never see his brother again. He'd have to tell Richie. He'd have to tell his friends and family that Gary had burned in the mall after beating a teenage boy to death. He looked away from the people, and squeezed Emma's hand tighter. She continued talking to Tom.
"All this stuff, people dying... friends, family... it made me start to think…Tom, it’s time we sit down, as a family, and talk about Jane.” He looked reluctant, but nodded.
“I’m just glad you’re ok. Both of you. And I'm sure Tim will love spending the rest of Christmas with his Aunt. And Paul.” Paul gave him a thumbs up, wiping his eyes. If he could make it through today... he could make it to tomorrow. that is, if tomorrow even came.
A plane whooshed overhead.
Serious question
What the hell are starkid putting in their straight couples?
How did they all invent love
Hachetfield as reddit sleep talking
Tfw you and your sister are experiencing the horrors all while being basically haunted by beings from another dimension
(Im maybe super invested in the hatchetfield shows rn can you tell?)
this started as a random photo study but became mariah!ethan and lex because i haven't drawn them in too long
Lex Foster commissioned by @casualegggie Thank you so much! :D