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Do other people starts their paras to make happy adventures with fictional characters and OCs and end up giving all of the characters (including fake you) so much trauma and bad shit that you have to make a new plot line because whenever you open the old one you starts feeling awful for the rest of the day? Because I don’t.

When my sweet, innocent para switches personalities with my most hateful para for a hot minute and I have to make them apologise for the fued they just created

This could be us, but you're a para and I'm parame...

Fuck it, I needed the material for a new daydream scenario anyway. This will be us.

Or getting in a relationship with a guy and accidentally telling him about my forest faerie queen wife... 👀

Imagine you’re dating someone and you find out they have a fictional universe inside their head where they’re married to an anime character and not you

Me: *wants to watch YouTube videos*

Me: *can only watch YouTube videos on my laptop so that I can pretend I'm a youtuber doing a reaction video and I can get that dramatic click on the spacebar ever 5 seconds*

Me: *turning to the side* "alright guys, so this dude clearly has nooo idea what he's talking about. So here's what I think 'aight..."

*5 seconds into human contact*

Yea, that should just about do it for a few months, *daydreams*

*staring at a wall, all wide-eyed and shit taking in the music and listening to an elf rambling on about his rock collection*

"interesting...

I'm never going to get round to that assignment am I?"

When someone catches me in the middle of a full on pacing, talking to myself, making facial expressions MaDD episode

Me: going about my day in my paracosm, noticing a new face slowly start appearing more and more

Me: okay, guess there's a new para moving in, okay I -

*starts having tics*

"oh NO"