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cervenakoviny

1 year ago

Steinovo koleno

Chudáčisko, schytal tureckým šípom do nohy a odvtedy kríva, s každou novou knihou horšie. Začína to byť kritické. Človek si oň robí starosti.

A potom človek otvorí Ztracené dějiny Prahy od Františky Vrbenské a Karla Dudka a tam sa dočíta, že neslávne známy alchymista a médium magister Edward Kelley (áno, ten hajzlík z Císařova pekaře a pekařova císaře bol skutočný)...

...hopsal okolo na takejto hračke.

Dámy a páni, myslím, že je to jednoznačné. Steinovi treba opornú ortézu.

A Jaroš, ktorý si čas od času upravuje a ešte aj vytvára celkom vlastné mučiaco-operačno-odomykacie nástroje by mohol byť ten pravý na jej zhotovenie.

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juraj červenák Kapitán Stein a notár Brbarič joachimstein bohdanjaroš medicine orthopedics Edward Kelley rennaissance early modern history Austro-Hungaran speculation

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all-0f-the-above

2 years ago

university orthopedist: we have the results!

me: is it fractured or sprained?

him: the radiologist says "it's not fractured" but I don't trust that specific guy so just come back in a few weeks

me: ...okay?

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temporary disability foot borken orthopedics hospitals // radiology he showed me the x ray when I was in his office like so this is either a hairline fracture or a little horizontal bone groove so we'll have to wait for the radiologist then literally later that day: okay so I don't trust that guy just proceed with caution lol tbf he's a qualified and nice doctor so I trust him just what did that radiologist DO to make a board certified doctor flat out tell his patients that he doesn't trust him

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