Patroclus X Achilles - Tumblr Posts
yall are not ready for the person ill become when we get the clarisse and silena/patrochilles parallel on screen
So I found The Song of Achilles at my school's library
Was reading it when I came across "What has Hector ever done to me?" Part of me immediately responed:"That hetero ass fcking kill your boyfriend" and the other part of me started crying like a little bitch bc the ending got stuck in my head for the rest of the book
Headcanons of mine or my Au idk yet😍 (Hades Game x Iliad and a bit of tsoa)
this is stupid ik...and probably terrible😭 BUT PLS READ ANYWAYS
1.Achilles was a total bitch ass in life and we all know it, but what if Thetis tried to save his son ass one last time, she told Zeus to give her son another chance in the afterlife and Zeus tells Hades to make Achilles train his son, Zagreus (refering to Hades game). I can just imagine Hades, leterally giving Zag off to Achilles, that has a weakness for kids but he is not good with them, so he starts panicking, but tries to teach him a couple of things, how to behave and not do his same mistakes, since the regret he feels. Also when he and Patroclus meet again in the underworld, Patroclus sees Achilles and could tell he changed, that he was a bit calmer, even tho he still had some beef in him.
2. I thought this at 4 am so if its weird i was feeling freaky💞..But, i feel like Hades, when Achilles firstly arrived at the House of Hades, not only was made Hades royal guard, but Hades probably mistook him for Persephone at least from behind..I though this bc of my design of Achilles, i wanted to make sure to keep that devine look of his, so i find it funny that Hades mistakes him for his wife since he misses her a lot..
3. Antilochus and Deidamia were both so gay for Achilles. (Pat did not wanna share with Antolochus) [Anti had a lil crush on Pat too]
4. Hades got drunk and told Achilles to put Persephone's clothes (Still weird thoughts of 2 am, was feeling delulu)
5. Apollo for pure fun would curse Achilles to be a girl and fail bc Achilles was already in disguaise once, he loves dresses and feeling pretty.
6. Achilles and Patroclus bullied whole troy and Greek camp, the only ones that saved themselves were Briseis and Antilochus.
7. Since Polygamy was a thing, all the women Achilles, in the iliad, like Penthesilea (i hope i wrote her name correctly), fell in love with, surely pegged him. He is a bottom every situation, no matter the gender. Deidamia pegs him def..
Ok done for now🙏 sorry😰
Ok hear me out . A fanfic where the reader or OC goes back in time ( time travel kinda thing ) to the trojan war . After reading TSOA .
Le reader : * looking around * wtf
* sees agamemnon *
Reader : * already rolling up sleeves ready to punch him *
SOMEONE WRITE THIS — and send me the name/the link
Just finished reading the song of Achilles. I started it today and finished it today. My head hurts and I forgot to eat and I'm thirsty but most of all my heart is broken
I'm too tired to even cry I'm just really really sad
(fuck u james for recommending this book to me)
i imagine that this would be the last part Achilles' (ridiculously long and sappy but so so sweet) wedding vows to Patroclus and you can't change my mind. 🥲🥲🥲
Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?
Thetis: No. Why do you ask?
Achilles: No. Reason.
*later at the mountain*
Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.
Patroclus: Oh?
Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.
Patroclus: Mhm.
Achilles: THREE. YEARS.
Patroclus: Mhm.
Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.
Patroclus: Mhm.
Chiron: i ship it.
Thetis: What the fuck
Achilles to thetis: *casually leaning on the side of a rock* hey, so, um, just wondering, hypothetically, can you see me up on mount Pelion?
Thetis: I cannot
Achilles: cool, coolcoolcoolcool, great, thanks. Anyway, I’ll be going now. Bye
(Achilles absolutely sprinting back)
Achilles to Patroclus: hey man, so, my mum can’t see us up here, wanna bang?