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Percy: *Hits arm on the table*
Percy: Ow! My armkle!
Piper: Your what?
Annabeth: His wrist
Percy: *screaming*
Annabeth: What's wrong?!
Percy: A fly flew into my ear! Its eating my brain!!
Nico: It's gonna starve
Honestly, Dionysus isn’t that bad. He just tries to not get attached with the demigods too much cause they all end up dying anyways. I mean, yeah, he can be a jerk sometimes but ya‘ll should stop hating on him so much
Nico: *Points at Percy and Leo* Fuck off
Nico: *Points at Piper and Jason* Fuck you
Nico: *Points at Will* Fuck me
Nico: *Points at Frank and Annabeth* Nah
Nico: *Points at Hazel* I’m not going to swear at you so hi!
Hazel: What rhymes with orange?
Percy: No it doesn’t
Hazel: *Looking at a hazelnut* What if one day, I suddenly turn into a hazelnut and I couldn’t scream or do anything about it because I’m just a hazelnut
Leo:
Frank: Are you okay?
Nico: Do you ever just want to gently hold someone’s face in your hands, looks into their eyes lovingly and then violently jerk their head to a right angle and snap their neck?
Everyone: ...
Jason: Well that took an unexpected turn
Leo: So did their neck
Percy: *laughing* I’m dying
Annabeth: So is that person
Paul secretly fails the kids who makes fun of Percy at school
Grover and Juniper are underrated sweethearts and I don’t like it
Okay, so we all know that Percy is on the swim team right?
I just have a thought that he has sudden panic attacks whenever he’s swimming. The time when he was drowning in Alaska and being consumed by River Cocytus flashes back and he just feels like drowning and that triggers his panic attacks and his whole body either goes limp or he’s thrashing and people need to pull him out of the water.
Percy Jackson Headcanons
He’s an extreme dog person. When he finally gets one, him and the dog becomes inseparable
He’s an amazing cook. Literally everything he cooks is a masterpiece.
He likes designing his dishes. Both him and Annabeth spends several minutes in decorating the food and making it looks as presentable as possible even if they’re the only one who’s gonna eat it
He likes learning how to do different hairstyles. Whenever Annabeth is busy,he just sits behind her and tries practicing different hairstyles on her
He’s the one who always buys pads/tampons for the girls. He doesn’t give a fuck about the looks people give him. He’s just super chill about it
I just have a really strong feeling he doesn’t like coffee. He prefers something light like tea or sometimes even milk
He loves fuzzy socks. He has a drawer full of them. All in different colors and designs
He likes gaming. He can sit and game the entire day if it wasn’t for Annabeth and Sally asking him to stop.
He plays stuff like fortnight, Valorant, Counter-Strike, and all other games like that. But he also really enjoys the community and farming games. The soft, cute type of games like Stardew Valley, Ooblets, Hokko Life and stuff like that.
He’s amazing at tuning out people and he hides it well. Sometimes, he looks like he’s listening but he’s actually not
He’s that guy with tons of sweatshirt and hoodies
He knows people can’t say no to him when he pouts or give them the puppy eyes and he uses it to his advantage
He actually like working out a lot. Even out of camp, he’d go to the gym and he’d work out almost everyday
He has an amazing voice but it took a while before people find out cause most of the time, when he’s singing, he’s goofing around
He has a nervous habit of bouncing his leg, clasping his hands together so tight they turn white, and sometimes biting his nails
He’s amazing with kids. He loves goofing around and spending time with them
He enjoys ruffling people’s hair
His has tons of pictures of her and Annabeth. He also have tons of it displayed in their home
He likes photography
He becomes everyone’s hype person. He would comment about the smallest things like, “Nice shoes” or “Love the new hairstyle” when he passes by a camper and it makes their day
After getting the SPQR thingy, he’s been thinking about getting tattoos and he does. But he gets the small ones
Whenever he return to CHB for summer, he brings gifts. Lost of them are from Sally but Percy also picked up a few little things for the kiddos in camp
He does the one hand thing when he drives and he looks super hot when he does it
He likes blasting music in the car
He has mixed emotions about his birthday after the war and it messed him up pretty bad for awhile
Ever since the war, he went with really small and simple birthdays. To him, all that mattered was that the people he loved was there with him and that he was able to live a year longer and be with all his loved ones
Do y’all know what absolutely terrifies me? The fact that Luke was described as someone really handsome in the books. And if the casting directors would do an accurate job at casting the actors, that means the person that would act Luke would be good looking (luking :>). And that would result to the people liking him despite him being an absolute ass. There would also be a bigger impact if the actor they cast is a famous one (and there’s kinda a huge possibly that might happen) cause then they’d end up liking him cause like, they already initially like the actor. And I’m not ready for that
I am on my knees, begging to all the gods out there that Luke Castellan doesn’t get a Draco Mallfoy effect
Grover Underwood Headcanons
He can get really emotional. But when he became the lord of the wild, he slowly learned to grow out of it.
He sings in the shower. Like, he’d literally be screaming his lungs out. He even choked on the water once cause he used the shower head as a mic and water got in his nose and mouth
When he’s mad, he grumbles to himself. When someone irritates him, he doesn’t want to hurt them so he just stops off and you can hear him grumbling
He’s really really fidgety. If he wasn’t completely focused on something, he’d keep moving. He’d either tap his hooves to the ground or bounce his legs. And the council of cloven elders had to get used to it. Though they were visibly annoyed and Grover knew it. Somehow, that made him satisfied
He likes pissing off the council of the cloven elders just for fun cause he didn’t really like them to begin with. Dionysus finds it amusing
On a way to a meeting, he’d spot Dionysus finishing up a pinochle game with Chiron to attend the meeting with the cloven elders. So, he’d sit down and they’d go for another round and they end up late and the rest of the council is irritated but they can do nothing about it
Grover is the kindest in the council and every satyr just loves him.
Sometimes, he’d accidentally slip out secrets. Not like, really big secrets, just small embarrassing stuff like the weird things Percy does or something embarrassing that happened to him. He usually does it when he’s nervous
He hates humans for polluting the earth and it shows and sometimes, the campers get scared of him. He’s really scary when he’s mad
When he sees improper segregation of trash at camp, he looses it. He once dumped the trash out and made the campers properly segregate the trash. All of them. There were no exemptions
He give lectures that would last for hours about taking care of nature and the campers despises it
The only one among the cloven elders who still helps the kids at camp half blood train
If he wasn’t chosen as the Lord of the wild, he probably would’ve put up an orchidarium or something like that
He’s the most responsible among all of the cloven elders, he’s the only you’d see helping Satyrs preach about the death of Pan and he also helps look for demigods
He always looks down on himself and Annabeth, Thalia, Percy and everybody else has to give him a lecture about why he’s the best satyr to ever exist
He has nightmares too. He’s been through so much and people should remember that. He’d have constant nightmares of being pulled towards Tartarus again or being in the cyclops cave. Most of them were about the war and watching so many people die
He has several marks around his body. Most were gotten from the war and everything before it. But some were also really recent ones
He’d accidentally bleat in public and he’d immediately dashes off when he does that. There was even once when he ran off and his cap fell and a kid saw him
You can easily tell what he’s feeling through his body language or expression
He’d torture Percy and Annabeth by reminding them about baby Percabeth
He’d also go on and on about how much they irritated him cause they were both so oblivious. And Annabeth plays along and agrees with things Grover says about Percy being so oblivious and they’d just stay there both torturing him
He does a canon ball whenever he gets into the water
He would brag about his friends at any chance he gets
He tends to over exaggerate things when he tells stories
When people praise him, he first acts bashful then he’d tell them stories and stories of all his adventures
He makes sound effects and even acts it out sometimes
Everyone just loves him. It’s rare to find someone who doesn’t like him
Annabeth isn’t the only smart character in the entire series. Honestly speaking, all demigods are smart. Their smartness is just not as obvious as Annabeth’s. And each of them excel at different things. For example Leo, he’s smart too, he just excels in something else. Did you really think that they would’ve survived the demigod world if they were stupid?
We read that percy likes blue foods once and made it his entire personality
Who’s gonna wanna bet with me that if they follow the book description of Luke in casting, some people — if not many — are going to end up liking him when the adaptation comes out cause he’s good looking
ISTG If they ruin PJO by giving it Disney humor I’m gonna riot. I don’t want Disney humor, I want and need Rick Riordan humor
I am already absolutely head over heels for Sally Jackson, them making her a MILF in the adaptation is not helping my case