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I'm alive

Surgery went well, super drowsy still but on the plus side the nuse has the most adorable jolting in her shirt pocket that waves at me whenever she walks in. I'm going to cry it's just too cute.

Anyone else here wish they could live in a shirt pocket? It would be so nice.

Hello!

Thank you again for the Cran Berries. I wanted to share a favorite recipe in kind. While I was born and raised in Fiore, my mother was from Alola, and brought her love of big malasadas with her. But living in Fiore, she started experimenting with more local ingredients. Attached is a recipe for one of my favorites- a big malasada with a Lyra forest mixed-berry filling. Since a recipe can't be eaten directly, I've also included a dried nut and seed mix popular in the Sekra range. It preserves well and I always find it handy on long trips as a ranger. I hope you enjoy!

--Ranger Lark

Thank you Lark, I can't wait to try both of these. It has been a long time since I was in Fiore. How long have you been a ranger if you don't mind me asking? Also did they ever build that ranger academy? I know it was very touch and go for a long time so it wouldn't surprise me if the whole thing got scrapped. Anyway I am rambling, thank you so much. Stay safe in the field.

-- Ranger Sveppir

Hey @4ster-bl4ster looks like I was able to snap a photo of a Ohrken Surskit after all. Its a little blurry so I will definitely have to get another. I should probably explain the differences between the hoennian and Ohrken Surskit, Ohrken Surskit are bug psychic type and feed off small insects and the lichen that grow on rocks (like this lil one I caught getting a snack) as well as the emotional energy given off by people and pokemon. They do the latter using their antenna, this antenna has a ring like formation at the top that the Surskit will run a series of silk strings inside of forming almost a dreamcatcher-like design. Each surskit has its own unique design. They also tend to grow to be larger than their Hoennian counterparts, where as the main body of a Hoennian surskit grows to about six inches in diameter sometimes larger a Ohrken Surskit's body have been known to get as large as 1 ft. in diameter in not larger. This increase in size prevent them from being able to walk across the surface of the water like their Hoennian counterparts. They do however skit just above the ground using their psychic abilities, they also have an additional set of legs when compared to the Hoennian version. So uh yeah hope guys are doing well, I'm recovering slower than expected so I may be gone longer. Being stuck in bed like this is driving me crazy. To @4ster-bl4ster hope you and jellybean are doing well.

Everyone stay safe.

(@zoruascanbetrainerstoo) Hihi. I'm reallyreally scared. I met a reallyreally weird woman named Cara Liss on Galar Route 6 who said she could revive fossils if I gave her two of them, and I gave her a Plume fossil and a Sail fossil, but there's only one revived Pokemon, an Archen-Amaura, and they're in a lot of pain and I don't know how to help them. -Illanero

This is a rather odd circumstance, first report this person and their location to the authorities if you have not already, Cara Liss sounds like it might be a pseudonym (careless), so make sure to give the authorities as clear a description as you can. As for the pokemon itself I am not sure what could be done, if you like I can put you in touch with our fossil pokemon specialists here at the lab, fossil pokemon are not my specialty so I am not entirely sure what could be done, however if there is anything that could be I'm sure Dr. Raster would know.

It's 4 am, ac in my room is blasting at max, it's still 82°F in here wtf.

Okay so I'm friends with one of the Archeologists here in Ohrken, Dr. Dawn. Not going to go into too much detail as to not lose the point of this post, but her job is to photograph the accessable sections of the many ruins of the region, partly for preservation mostly for a lot of regional governmental requirements and other crap. Well, she was looking at some of her pictures before sending them off when she noticed the lil guy on the floor in this one. She went back and it was gone. She's both excited and freaked out haha, unown haven't been documented in the region and this guy doesn't look like any form I've seen, so new discoveries may be coming out way, I'll keep you updated the best I can, very exciting stuff.

A closer look.

Update on the strange unown.

Current theory is its some kind of regional form, Dr. Dawn's team got permission from the regional government giving them permission to and I quote "non-destructivly alter/excavate _____ ruins for the purposes of archeological and biological discovery"

The quote isn't important I just find it funny how this kind of stuff has to be worded.

So yeah if they find anything I'll let you guys know.

Also I got some questions about the carving on the wall. No one has any idea what it means, I personally think the pokemon in the image is a sliggoo but that's just me.

Since Saturday they've let Woops stay with me in my room, and sol gets to come in during the day. Helps a lot with the Isolation haha. However Woop'salot has developed an odd if kinda funny behavior, so in the room next to my bed they've got a lot of equipment set up, mostly to monitor my heart and oxygen and stuff after the surgery. Most of its off but about every four hours one of the machines let's off a a series of low beeps, and Woopsenstein has decided that it's a challenge haha. Every time it goes off Woops bellows back at it and stances up a bit, and when it stops he looks at me with such a proud "look dad I won" face.

As a pokemon ranger, what's the most dangerous pokemon you've ever had to wrangle? I'm sure it's all sunshine and Butterfree out there!

-weak2dragon

Oh that's that's tough one, I've had lots of wild cases but if I had to pick an example off the top of my head, excluding this incident with the tryanitar which I don't count since I'm retired now, I would say a chingling. I'll probably make a full post on this sometime but to keep it short a little girl and her chingling fell don't one of the abandoned Mines near Driftveil, we had to bring them both up while keeping them calm because that mine was in horrible shape and one scream from that little bell would have probably gotten us all crushed. So yeah probably not the most dangerous in the usual sense but it was terrifying in the moment.

Apparently I have 52 followers now, I feel like I should do or say something profound but I have no idea what, thank you all.

I am Home

I finally made it out out of the hospital and now I am home, my house is a wreck hahah so I may be a bit spotty throughout the day. Otherwise things are going pretty good so far, as soon as we got home Woops curled up in their bed.

Stay safe everyone

When it rains it pours doesn't it. Bad news, I won't be going back to work as planned. Good news, Its because I'm leaving the region to pick up a patient. Because we can't trust the PC system. Don't know where yet, but might be Unova so I am a little excited, after the incident everything here has gone real "hush hush" about every little thing, I understand it but it makes planning for anything hard haha.

Roadtrip

I mentioned a few posts back that I would going out of region to retrieve a patient, well I have an update, as of Sunday Night I will be flying to the Alola region and heading to Seafolk village, if any of you guys would like to meet up while I am there feel free to get in touch, I will be in Alola for about three weeks, Stay safe out there everyone.

Don't we all love Greg haha. Though I would be interested in seeing what other slowpoke themed stuff you have? Also if you ever go to Azalea town in Johto make sure to check out the thrift stores they always have tons of slowpoke themed stuff for very cheap if you don't mind it being a bit scuffed or old. A friend of mine who lives there has a massive collection of Slowpoke themed kettles, she has like ten and they are all different.

I realize I haven't posted a picture of Kyle yet- Here he is on his perch :] he picked it out at the department store himself lol

Those are some chompers right there, they look healthy too!

Check out these chompers.

Packing Day

Getting stuff together for my trip, Sandy keeps trying to hide in the clothes I'm sorting and it is adorable. I'm going to see about sending out some more berries today since I wont be able to send any new ones while I am out, but with mail-time it shouldn't feel like I am away for too long.

Stay safe everyone.

I hate the TSA

Okay so my flight had a layover in Unova, was able to get on the plane no problem in Ohrken, just regular screening and I was off. In Unova I got taken aside for questioning and was held up for three hours being interrogated about my prosthetics (apparently the fact I have three is suspicious) Needless to say I missed my flight and the next one isn't until Tuesday morning, so if anyone in Unova wants to say hi I am currently in a hotel in Driftveil so feel free to hop over, I don't have much planned other than seing about getting lunch in Castelia which should be nice.

That sabeleye is me eating the shredded cheese out of the bag

recent batch of Pokemon Commissions

Out to Lunch

Heading to the Cull & Remoraid in Castelia City for lunch today, Ill let you guys know how it goes.

heard you were in castelia, I am legally obligated to ask if you have tried a casteliacone

Yes I have, a am sad to say I did not think it was worth the hype haha.