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ravenclaw: music is just wiggling air
slytherin: don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.
ravenclaw: and colour is just wiggling light. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
gryffindor: artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.
hufflepuff: an artists best quality: their wiggles.
come on ppl, where are the ravenclaws??? i'm surrounded by slytherins and gryffindors :///
come on ppl, where are the ravenclaws??? i'm surrounded by slytherins and gryffindors :///
Types of Ravenclaws #2 - The Weird One
Basically Luna Lovegood
We love her, however, she's weird and you know it
These Ravenclaws tend to be obsessive over a few particular topics
Like, they could really love crocodiles and if you ask any question about crocodiles they'll WHIP OUT a crocodile encyclopedia from their pocket and wonder how that fit it in there in the first place and then you'll remember you're a wizard
Ngl they have like porcupine teeth under their bed and you don't know why
Nobady knows why. All we know is that we live in F E A R
they're the person to call when you're being hAUNTED
They know about that spiritual shit. They have the sage ready. They know how to Relieve You of Your Demons
Demonic Possession who? Is that a sauce?
Basically, if you have a ghostlike problem, they gotcha bitch
They talk very rarely, but when they do, they either sound like a wise monk or a crackhead. OR BOTH
They are divination experts
They have an ongoing "experiment" since like the first day they were at Hogwarts
And everybody knows there is an experiment, but nobody knows what it is
So, the ravenclaw tower lives in fear. The gryffindor tower should also live in fear, but those f*cks aren't scared of anything
They're like Socrates sometimes
They're basically like "I know that I know nothing". And they're like all humbly wise like that. And you're like "huh, that's why ur in ravenclaw"
Despite having no social skills and scaring everyone shitless all the time, these ravenclaws are the most mindful and spiritual, most open
They accept any theory or idea because "F*CK IT. WE KNOW NOTHING. AND ANYTHING COULD BE REAL"
They're scary but they're reeeeaaally cool
(Luna was the best and you know it)
Credit to Nicholas Black on youtube, "Types of Ravenclaws" is the name of the video :D
Types of Ravenclaws #3 - The Mom
She has a first aid kit on hand and knows how to use it. She's basically a doctor
Didn't go to med school, but she knows her shit
She has a remedy for every illness
I'm pretty sure she's not allowed to have a potions cabinet on her dormitory, but Flitwick allows it. And so she's just got med potions in the dormitory. Even though we have a hospital wing
She is the best advice giver in both complicated and stupid situations
Like, uh, she will give you some f*cking common sense. She will spell it out for you
This ravenclaw, if your boyfriend has cheated on you three times and you ask her for advice, she will look you straight in the eye and say "BITCH, you deserve better go break up with that hoe"
And you should probably listen to her. Cause most everything she says is correct
She will not tolerate your stupidity, Richard. Get out of the DAMN TREE.
She reads the entire unabridged Lord of the Rings to her children. AKA first year ravenclaw and ALL the hufflepuffs (they like stories)
She's the voice of reason. Please just listen to her. That's all I ask. Please. She's right. Don't question it.
She knows all the answers to your homework assignment AND knows how to effectively teach it to you
But f*ck off Dan, she will not do your homework for you
NOT AGAIN
If you get into some stupid shit, she'll say "I told you so" and continue to fix your shit like a goddess
Honestly, she needs more love uwu
She breaks up fights and sends people to their rooms. She's not having your bullshit
She is such a smart lady though. Like, if you're going to war or some shit and you need a war strategist she KNOWS
She knows all the manipulations tactics. She knows how to get her shit done. She is the strategist of the century. I swear.
Credit to Nicholas Black on youtube, "Types of Ravenclaws" is the name of the video :P
Types of Ravenclaws #4 - The Artist
They're probably on tumblr. That's just how it is.
They don't give two shits about grades. The school system is rigged.
Ok, maybe they do care a lil bit, but they'd DIE before they'd admit it.
They're an ex-emo and activist.
They like p o l i t i c s
They are the second debater in the house. For the LOVE OF GOD, dON'T put them in the same room as the stereotype
DO YOU WANNA F*CKING DIE????
I mean, I do too, Carol. But not now
It is unstoppable force vs immovable object. DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE?? Didn't think so.
They are either a music, theater, or art nerd.
Or possibly poetry if you're that bitch
Idk, but if you don't know the difference between a play and a musical, uh they're judging you. They're judging you severely. It's not that difficult. I know what a f*cking touchdown is... so um you should know the difference between a play and a musical
They're probably a communist, socialist or anarchist because F*CK capitalism hoe
Music and art is subjective yOU CANNOT TEACH IT KAREN
And that is when the stereotype walks in and starts a debate on that
They're pretty depressed. They like musicals. And they have an aesthetic instagram but all the captions are "ha lmao I wanna f*cking die" and like "I crave death". Y'know, that shit...
Ngl, they cry after a debate even though they started it.
They have high standards that they dont meet themselves
Credit to Nicholas Black on youtube, "Types of Ravenclaws" is the name of the video :D
Types of Ravenclaws #5 - The Bookworm
They're kind of like a stereotype too, but they're the good stereotype of the ravenclaw. They're like The Chill.
They only get passionate about books and shit. Like, if you wanna have like a 24 hour conversation, just bring up their favorite series and they won't let you go
Have fun ;)
They have a very popular fanfiction account. They are a veteran stan that wrote a 300k word fanfiction that is a staple in the community
They're the fandom's mom
They have 30 books to read, but for some reason they just read their favourite. Again. FOR THE 6TH TIME.
they're very kind, usually patient, the most empathetic other than maybe the mom in the house
They do tend to be alone most of the time. Just some of the other Ravenclaws are kinda messy so. I don't blame them.
They have an internal debate on whether or not they should focus on their grades or read the thirty books they have to read
They somehow do both.
They're usually friends with the mom ravenclaw. They're like the parents of the house. Without them somebody might like mysteriously disappear or like die.
The weird one hasn't come back for three weeks. SEND HELP.
Credit to Nicholas Black on youtube, "Types of Ravenclaws" is the name of the video :D
Types of Ravenclaws #6 - The Junkie
I know what you're thinking. Come on. Ravenclaws are smart. They wouldn't do drugs
That's where you're wrong bitch
They would do drugs. But only the sMaRt DrUgS. Only the safe drugs.
Ok? They don't even- they only do marijuana
Like, they don't do any other drug and when they do marijuana they eat in a pot brownie so they don't get cancer from smoking it
Ok, well, I take it back, they might do LSD once because like the weird one told them that they'd "see god" on LSD but they'll never do it again because it was a bad trip and probably killed some of their brain cells
Grades?? Is that a SaUcE???
They're anti-capitalist but they never specify what their political and economic beliefs are, so they just kinda like say "f*ck capitalism" and they go to bed high as Snoop Dogg
They're usually friends with the weird one. I'm scared all the time
They're high all the time, but they never get caught because they're a ravenclaw, and ravenclaws don't get caught. (take notes slytherin)
They once woke up with a surrealistic painting in one hand and the Communist Manifesto in the other hand.
They don't know what happened the night before but they got rid of the evidence real quick. Because you can't be too safe.
They claim to be Buddhist and trying to find the real meaning of life. But, like they don't practice Buddhism very well. I think they're just doing it for the aesthetic
I mean they know a lot about buddhism. They just don't practice very well. And you're like "do you know what you're doing???"
They have crystals and shit and you're like "that's not Buddhism, what are you doing???"
And they're like "finding the real meaning of life". And you're like "ok...?"
They're trying to open they're third eye. None of us want them to. Their two eyes are problematic enough. We don't need them to have a third.
Credit to Nicholas Black on youtube, "Types of Ravenclaws" is the name of the video :D
Books for ravenclaws
Ravenclaws are smart, creative and wise. If this is your house, here are a few recommendations :
The midnight dance by Nikki katz
Warcross by Marie lu
Strange the dreamer by laini Taylor
An ember in the asheds by sabaa tahir
The night circus by Erin morgenstern
Unnatural creatures by Neil gaiman
The raven cycle by Maggie stiefvater
Before I fell by Lauren Oliver