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slytherdor-life
5 years ago

ravenclaw: music is just wiggling air

slytherin: don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.

ravenclaw: and colour is just wiggling light. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

gryffindor: artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.

hufflepuff: an artists best quality: their wiggles.

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theoneandonlyphoenix
3 years ago

Now I don't know if I'm a slytherin or ravenclaw

Great

Griffindor: I’d DIE for you

Slytherin: I’d KILL for you

Hufflepuff: I’d die WITH you

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: guys, I’d just find a way where NO ONE dies...

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i took the test many times and got slytherin maybe gryffindor twice and ravenclaw once never a hufflepuff because if i were one i wouldn't have taken the test more than once incorrect hogwarts houses incorrect slytherin quotes
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theoneandonlyphoenix
2 years ago

Ravenclaw,probably drunk: stop doing start dreaming.

Slytherin,even more high: yeah that shit takes years of your life but dreams? They take a second.

Ravenclaw: hard work takes ages!

Slytherin: damn light-years-

Ravenclaw,suddenly goes back to function mode: the light years are used for distance in space you asshole

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malfoybws
4 years ago

Draco: Whenever someone responds with "I beg your pardon?" assert your dominance by announcing "Then Beg."

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