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Dinners at the house of the holy trinity must go crazy...

God: it's crazy, kids these days, and their work ethics ... I'll have you know when I was creating the universe I worked dayyy and nighttt with no "mental health" breaks. I did it all on my own, creating the garden of Eden was no easy task either... It was all fine too up until the point where that- that woman eve decided to listen to Satan, you know the only reason I kicked him out of heaven was because he challenged my work ethic my rules... Well I had to remind him that when it comes to my house it's my rules he just had to have an opinion....

Jesus: you know father I think you're right people should work hard until they get the job done, but I do think that appropriately lengthed break times is important. Mental health should play a factor in it as well but that should also be on the individual not on the company. And it is good for people to have free will and curiosity about things in their everyday life, like eve, but yes I agree she should have had the strength in her to disregard the manipulation that the devil used on her.

Holy Spirit: eve was created from a broken rib ripped from Adam, that would technically mean she had male anatomy. I head cannon eve to use she/they/he pronouns.