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Dinners at the house of the holy trinity must go crazy...
God: it's crazy, kids these days, and their work ethics ... I'll have you know when I was creating the universe I worked dayyy and nighttt with no "mental health" breaks. I did it all on my own, creating the garden of Eden was no easy task either... It was all fine too up until the point where that- that woman eve decided to listen to Satan, you know the only reason I kicked him out of heaven was because he challenged my work ethic my rules... Well I had to remind him that when it comes to my house it's my rules he just had to have an opinion....
Jesus: you know father I think you're right people should work hard until they get the job done, but I do think that appropriately lengthed break times is important. Mental health should play a factor in it as well but that should also be on the individual not on the company. And it is good for people to have free will and curiosity about things in their everyday life, like eve, but yes I agree she should have had the strength in her to disregard the manipulation that the devil used on her.
Holy Spirit: eve was created from a broken rib ripped from Adam, that would technically mean she had male anatomy. I head cannon eve to use she/they/he pronouns.
Behold, THE HOLY CYNITY.
People are already confused as to if CYN is the same as (the entity named) The Absolute Solver. I'm here to make that confusion somehow worse AND better.
What if Santa is the fourth part of the holy trinity
they’re our future
For Science 7/7!!!
Grouping: Reader x Nerd!Jungkook
Word Count: ~27.5k!! NSFW
Warnings/Themes: SLOWburn like very slow, ex-friends to no longer ex-friends, Sufficient discussion about nerd culture, which i can do because i am nerd. death of a certain nerd’s virginity, so u know what that means! graphic depictions fellatio and cunnilingus wow! boobies, and penetrative sex. abuse of captain america and probably also assassin’s creed. I’m sorry lol
Summary: Jungkook asks you to let him watch you get off. For science.
A/N: thank you to @b-angst-tan for reading through this monster for old times sake! Thanks for sticking through 7 chapters of mess lol
pt 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
“I’ll actually kill you.”
Your words come out less potent than you’d like because you’re huffing and puffing as you attempt to wriggle out of Hoseok’s grasp, but Jungkook still looks satisfyingly terrified at the sight of you trying to claw your way to him. All the time you’d spent with him not around made you think that you’d be ready and calm on the day that he eventually returned. Clearly you were wrong and as Hoseok’s grasp tightens in a preemptive measure while Jungkook and Yoori slide past you, you acknowledge that this rage probably should have been dealt with a while ago.
“We brought wine,” Yoori brandishes the bottle of your favorite white wine in your face in a way that you think is supposed to be placating, but you’re not really paying attention.
Instead, you’re eyes don’t leave Jungkook’s terrified visage. With his forehead free of the thick usual glasses you can easily see the fear permeating the dark brown pools of his irises. He looks tan despite the fear draining color from his face, which isn’t at all surprising as many summers with him has shown you that he tans well and quickly. The part of the summer he spent in New York clearly wasn’t an exception. He looks stupidly good even with the weird baseball cap he’s wearing and it enrages you further. Why the hell he had to suddenly come back with a sense of fashion is beyond you. His outfit doesn’t resemble anything close to the typical clothing he donned when you were still on speaking terms.
Neither his shirt nor his pants have a single stain or hole in them and they fit him like someone picked them out with care, just for him. The Jungkook you knew prior to his disappearance was clueless to the existence of shirts that flattered his broad shoulders and tapered waist. He wasn’t partial to slim-cut jeans either; much less jeans that had holes strategically placed to expose the muscles of his thighs. You don’t even know how to process his stupidly large and expensive looking Nikes, though you’ve seen and admired on countless other, albeit cooler, students.
“Just let me go!” Your hand reaches out and just barely manages to grab the hem of Jungkook’s t-shirt before he skirts out of the way in a hurry and runs towards your living room for safety.
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the holy trinity ໒꒱ ⋆⁺₊ mine
Forgive me Father for I am trash...
Tay being the class monitor on ITMT set
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Bonus:
Happy Solemnity of the Most Holy Trinity y’all!
HELLO FINALLY I GOT TO REBLOG THIS!!!!!!
so rid you already know what i'm gonna say about it but it's definitely a fav! i'll probably binge read it while feeling sad and stuff because this angst hurts so so good and i wish i could live with this sweet jungkook (which by the way is UNREAL cause he loves to do the laundry but i love him anyway)
favorite parts i'll say again just to add to my own list of things that will probably never happen to me but they are still cute:
1. when his shoulders drop while saying there is nothing between them to taehyung, and the elder laughs. he's such a douchebag for that wtf
2. the start. GUYS THE START. it leads to the end, obviously, but jungkook seems so different yet the same sweet guy from the start i can't even imagine how oc didn't just fell straight away
3. when jungkook cooks with oc. its so cute i love men that cook they're my goals in life (*cough* yoongi)
4. when she recites a poem for him it's such an ENDEARING moment i suffer and cry a lot you know that
5. i should admit that i truly loved the story about a spoonful of heart because it is a taehyung thing (i can see him doing this) and the way he declares has so much more meaning than just words, y'know? it's special to me
so yeah, that's it! again, thank you so much for writing this, i already read it twice (sorry i will read your other ones) <3
changes in between | jjk (m)
Summary: “Does that mean that I can kiss you now?”
Becoming the roommate of Jeon Jungkook is the biggest change you’ve ever gotten thrown into - but little do you know that the addition of another man will bring even further turbulence into your (love) life.
pairing: Jungkook x reader (+ some Taehyung x reader)
rating: 18+
genre: roommate au, s2f2l; some crack, fluff, angst, smut
warnings: pining, swearing, mentions of alcohol consumption, fear of the dark; explicit sexual content: multiple smutty scenes (one’s milder and with tae), slight exhibitionism lol you’ll see, soft dom!jk, big dick!jk, fingering, oral (f. & m receiving), handjob on the side, breast play, jungkook sucks some tiddies, some masturbation, dirty talk, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), voice kink lol, some finger sucking, praising, biting, soft manhandling, soft sex and rough sex, cockwarming at the end?, some aftercare; jealous jk :( … jealous tae :(, jk calls oc a flower <3
word count: 24.7k (sorry, please do still read lmao)
a/n: hi, there !! credit to nicole who gave me this whole prompt and made the banner, too !! this trope is smth entirely new to me and i’m shaking in my boots here - so please let me know what you guys think !!
betas: @voiceswithoutlips @missgeniality & @hobiandsprite, thank you for your suggestions, endless help and for always letting me yell and whine in the dms :’) i love you guys to bits x
uploaded to AO3, too (for those who prefer pdfs or mobile readings!)
➳ listen to the CIB playlist for the full experience!
MASTERLIST | WIPs
His eyes keep closing.
You know sleep is washing over him slowly, but all you can do is watch him intently - because even after numerous pleas and annoyed shakes of your head, he is still standing here, back leaning against the wall and wobbly legs carrying him god knows how.
You know that you would’ve definitely given in to the tiredness and weakness by now, understanding exactly that you become a victim to gravity anytime you drink too much. And from what you can tell, he is entirely wasted.
“Jungkook, honestly…”
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Prayer to the Holy Trinity
I Adore Thee, O my God, one God in three Persons; I annihilate myself before thy Majesty. Thou alone art being, life, truth, beauty, and goodness. I glorify Thee, I praise Thee, I thank Thee, and I love Thee, all incapable and unworthy as I am, in union with thy dear Son Jesus Christ, our Saviour and our Father, in the mercifulness of his heart and through his infinite merits. I wish to serve Thee, to please Thee, to obey Thee, and to love Thee always, in union with Mary immaculate, Mother of God and our Mother, loving also and serving my neighbour for Thy sake. Therefore, give me Thy Holy Spirit to enlighten, correct, and guide me in the way of Thy commandments, and in all perfection, until we come to the happiness of heaven, where we shall glorify Thee forever. Amen.
“The Passion of Thorm”
“In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost”
Sometimes there is so much going on in your head before, during, and after worship that you brain keeps jumping from thing to thing in rapid succession.
better than the glee one *ding*
the nice in bejeweled 🤝 the ding in gorgeous
Lindsay’s Back!
"When I'm ready and I accomplish all of the things I want to accomplish, then I'll maybe consider doing it. But my story isn't finished yet, so I'm not in a rush to share my side of it."
