Rotating Cow - Tumblr Posts
I’m spinning Trent and Ted in a wholesome understanding relationship in my mind like it’s this fucking cow.
Imagine it’s just them kissing in low res high polygons but it’s in my mind right now.
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. I don’t even know how to laugh at it.
We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip
Spain is different 🇪🇸🦠
Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
if you were a deity, what would you be the god of
i love being bisexual and nonbinary. i have not and never will make a decision in my entire life
i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄
