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A Puritan Wizard at Hogwarts
Slytherins would probably take to Catholicism very easily.
Fancy Robes.
Rich Ceremonies.
Elaborate Rituals.
Inquisitions into purity of beliefs.
Every Sunday mass is held in the Slytherin Common Room.
The Houses As Things My Friends Have Said
Gryffindor: "Is this water? It smells like water."
Ravenclaw: "I would really like to like nature, but nature just doesn't like me. And it's terrible."
Hufflepuff: "Someday you'll see me and I'll have my cat in a baby swing."
Slytherin: "I’ve just lost all will to care about people’s feelings. Like unless we’re super close, I could care less how my words hurt you."
Slytherin Headcanon
Gets banned from public parks because they endlessly rant to random kids on the playground when their friends refuse to listen anymore.
Gryffindor: You’re like the devil reincarnate.
Slytherin, tearing up: Thank you.