Steve Rogers Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Natasha: While I’m gone, Clint , you’re in charge.
Clint : Yes!!!
Natasha, whispering: Steve , you’re secretly in charge.
Steve : Obviously.
Natasha: Maybe if I wish hard enough we'll find him.
Natasha:
Natasha: Nothing happened, didn't it?
Y/N: ... I mean, if you wished nothing happened-
Natasha:
Y/N:
Y/N: Okay, nothing happened.
Natasha: Damnit!
Steve: LANGUAGE
Natasha:
Y/N:
Natasha: Found you, Steve.
Y/N: See? It worked after all.
Natasha: I will kiss whoever does a favour for me
Steve: Where is this coming from so suddenly?
Natasha: kill Tony for me please =D
Steve:
Clint: I'll do it for free
Steve: Wait,what-
Natasha: Deal.
Steve: Wait, guys...
Clint: Pleasure doing platonic buisness with you.
Steve: gUYs
Natasha: You're welcome, Steve. I solved the civil war problem by myself.
Steve: GUYS
Steve: Does Bucky make your heart beat faster?
Y/N: I don’t know, man. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
Tony, introducing Peter to the Avengers: Peter is our newest avenger, Spider-Man.
Steve: That’s a CHILD.
Peter: And that’s an ugly, pimply bitch.
Peter: Hey, doesn’t it smell like updog in here?
Bucky: Haha. Kid I’ve heard this too many ti—
*Dog barks being webbed to the ceiling*
Peter: I knew it smelled like updog in here. I guess it’s from the matter?
Bucky: What’s the matter?
Peter: Nothing much what’s the matter with you?
Steve: Bucky, put down my shield—BUCKY—
Phoenix: who the hell eat all of my food cuz whoever did is going to-
Bucky: I did sorry doll
Phoenix: is going to be forgiven do you need more food cuz I can buy more
Sam: now what the fuck
Hill: Steve he said a bad language word
Steve: ONE TIME IT WAS ONE TIME