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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
Carmine: When I first met you, I did not like you. Roman: I'm aware of that. Carmine: But then you and I had some time together. Roman: Uh-huh? Carmine: It did not get better.
Roman: I could kill you if I wanted. Carmine: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
Kidnapper: I have your partner. Carmine: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Carmine: Oh my god, you have Roman.
Carmine: I feel so burnt out. Roman: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Carmine: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Roman: Well not if you’re expecting it.
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
Roman: I have issues. Oswald: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Roman: With you.
Oswald: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Roman: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Roman: Oswald, my old friend! Oswald: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Roman: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Oswald: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Roman, are a fucking cactus.
Roman: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Oswald: Only if you also don't ask why. Oswald: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Roman: ... Roman, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Oswald: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Roman: That is not something you actually have installed. Oswald: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
Roman: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Katie, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.
Katie: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. Roman: That sounds like a dare to me. Katie: Oh my god.
Roman: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Katie: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
Katie, texting: Answer your phone Roman, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Katie: Understood Katie, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Roman.
Roman: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Katie: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Roman: Okay yeah thanks Katie, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
Katie with a gun to Roman's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? Roman: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.