These Are Too Much Fun Seriously - Tumblr Posts

✏️

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Roman: I have issues. Oswald: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Roman: With you.

Oswald: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Roman: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Roman: Oswald, my old friend! Oswald: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Roman: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Oswald: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Roman, are a fucking cactus.

Roman: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Oswald: Only if you also don't ask why. Oswald: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Roman: ... Roman, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Oswald: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Roman: That is not something you actually have installed. Oswald: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.