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say what you want about blood of olympus, but it did give us two of the gayest moments in the riordanverse.

and my personal fave of the two

theyna stans WAKE UP

Reyna: I sleep with a sword beside my bed

Thalia: I have a bow and arrow ready in my sleep

Nico: I have an axe under my pillow

Will: I have two guns under my bed

Percy: Weak. Pathetic. All of you

Reyna: and what do you sleep with

Percy, putting on shades: ✨ Annabeth ✨

PJO incorrect quotes pt.3

1.

Thalia: If a monster got you, I would hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face justice.

Reyna: If you asked I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Jason [thoroughly disturbed and a little scared]: You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other right?

2.

Percy: *hits his hand on the table*

Percy: OW. MY ARMKLE.

Chiron: Sorry- your WHAT?

Annabeth: *sighs*

Annabeth: His wrist.

3.

Jason: So, what’s it like dating Calyspo?

Leo: Once, I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

Leo: I love her.

4.

Percy: Hey, what’s up

Mr. D: My blood pressure.

Piper: *kicks door open* MOM WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY BESTIE

Aphrodite: what

Piper: YOU SAID TO REYNA THAT NO DEMIGOD SHALL HEAL HER HEART

Aphrodite: oh right, well-

Piper: WELL CANCEL THAT

Aphrodite: Piper sweetie I can't just-

Piper: * holds a beautiful night dress and a lighter * CANCEL THAT OR I'LL BURN THAT DRESS

Aphrodite: piper nO I GAVE YOU THIS DRESS FOR-

Piper: CANCEL NOW

Aphrodite: PIPER NO

Piper: *turns on lighter and move it closer to the dress* TRY ME, BITCH

*Few minutes later*

Piper (to Reyna and Thalia): guess what!

(The idea was mine and @roxtost)

Reyna: Are you wearing makeup? Where did your freckles go?

Thalia: Huh? Oh no, winter just make my freckles fade

Reyna: Oh ok

-later-

Reyna: *beating the snow with a shovel while angrily mumbling* Give. Her. Freckles. Back. You. Fucking. Bitch

2021 Pride Month Oneshots - Day 2

30 Queer Oneshots in honour of pride month

Day 2 - Theyna

Ao3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/31699466

Wattpad - https://www.wattpad.com/story/272023303-2021-pride-month-oneshots

Summary - Reyna is sick. There is a pride parade. Thalia is a bad cook. Thalia makes hot chocolate.

this is very low quality I wrote this at 2am sue me

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"Which fucking god decided that today was the perfect day to make me sick? I have gone through a war without getting sick, but now I'm stuck in bed for the most important event of the year because of the flu?!"

Thalia smiled, listening to her girlfriend rant. After the second giant war, both camps got together every year and hosted a pride event on June second. Demigods from all over the world came to the event, and some of the gods attended too. Unfortunately, this year Reyna got a bad cold the day before. She had been determined to go anyways, but the cold worsened, making her too weak to get out of bed, much less go to the festival. Reyna told Thalia to go without her, but she firmly declined.

Thalia poured her girlfriend a cup of tea and returned to the bedroom. Reyna was lying in bed, exhausted from her rant. It was rare to see the praetor so vulnerable. Reyna usually put up a strong front, an unmovable wall of confidence and determination. But now, she looked strangely defenceless, curled up into a ball shivering from the fever.

Thalia sat down on the edge of the bed, brushing the hair off the brunette's eyes. Reyna mustered a smile, sitting up to drink the tea. They sat in a comfortable silence until Reyna spoke.

"I'm sorry you have to stay with me today, instead of going to Camp Half-blood," She said, her voice rough from sleep and sickness. "You really should go. I'll be fine."

Thalia frowned, "I'm not going, and you don't have to be sorry." She brushed her finger over Reyna's cheek, "I'm your girlfriend. I want to spend time with you, even when you're a sniffling, shivering blanket cocoon."

"It's a burrito, not a cocoon," Reyna corrected, giggling.

"You've been spending too much time with Nico." Thalia snapped her fingers, "Oh right. He asked me to send an IM when you felt better so we could see the festival."

Reyna buried herself deeper into the duvet, "Go ahead. I want to see if Camp Jupiter won the decoration contest again this year."

Thalia rolled her eyes, creating a mist cloud and fishing around for a drachma. "We have Nico and Will. They are living rainbows. There's no way Camp Halfblood is losing."

Reyna stuck out her tongue, "Keep dreaming, babe."

"Do you deny that Nico is an absolute gay icon?"

"Of course not. I'm just saying that Camp Jupiter is going to win the float decoration contest."

They continued their friendly squabbling as the IM connected. A misty image of Nico and Will making out formed in front of the bed.

"Eww, get a room, you two," Thalia grimaced.

"It's your fault for IMing me," Nico argued, his cheeks red in embarrassment.

"Hey, Will," Reyna greeted the blonde.

"Hey, Reyna. How are you feeling?" The blonde smiled happily, putting his arm around his boyfriend, who was yelling something in Italian at his cousin.

Both boys wear decked in pride colours, the only time Reyna saw Nico wear any colour other than black. They had rainbow flags hanging from their shoulder as capes. Reyna could see other demigods strolling around in the background, laughing and chattering excitedly.

Nico finally seemed to notice Reyna, "Hey Reyna." His eyes sparked, "Before you ask, according to the leaderboard, Camp Halfblood is in the lead for the competition."

Reyna groaned as Thalia whooped. At the pride festival every year, the demigods voted best-decorated float. Neither camp had managed a running streak. Reyna had hoped that this year Camp Jupiter would win, earning them a two-year streak. But seeing how things are going now, she was sure Camp Halfblood would win.

Nico toured them through the festival, excitedly pointing out the parts that had been Will's ideas. At one point, they saw Leo run off in the direction of the lake, screaming, "RAINBOW FLAMETHOWERS MOTHERFUCKER." Not long after, an annoyed Calypso approached them requesting the location of a particular burnt chicken nugget.

Thalia noticed Reyna trying to yawn discreetly. The sick praetor was probably tired, so they said goodbye and cut the connection.

Reyna flopped backwards with a happy sigh, "I'm suddenly craving those rainbow crepes they had last year." Thalia immediately got up. "Thals don't you dare!" Reyna grabbed her girlfriend's hand and pulled her back. "Last time you tried to cook, you caused a blackout in New Rome."

Thalia pouted, "It was one time," she protested, "I'll be super careful! Please? I want to make something nice for you."

"Fine, if you're so adamant about making me something, I want a hot chocolate." Reyna kissed her cheek and let go. "And I want extra unicorn marshmallows."

Thalia gave a thumbs up and darted into the kitchen to make a cup of hot chocolate. Reyna smiled happily at her girlfriend. Thalia was an awful cook, so Reyna always cooked for them, which is why Thalia loved it when Reyna was unable to cook. It was a new chance for her to prove that her cooking skills had improved. Nine times out of 10, the attempt would end in disaster, but it was adorable to see her so focused and excited.

Reyna awoke to the heavenly smell of hot chocolate and the soft comfort of an arm draped over her. She ran her fingers through Thalia's soft hair as the girl snored gently, lying face down beside her.

Reyna picked up her mug from the side table. Thalia shifted in her sleep, moving her head to Reyna's chest, and the daughter of Bellona mindlessly resumed combing her hair.

Reyna sipped her drink, noticing the half-melted unicorn marshmallows with an affectionate smile. There was a scuffle at the door, and Arum and Argentum trotted in. Thalia had barred the dogs from entering because Reyna needed rest, but now that the daughter of Zeus was safely asleep, the dogs climbed onto the bed, snuggling with the two girls.

Today was not the celebration she had planned, but she felt a sense of peace, lying in bed, sipping hot chocolate, cuddling her amazing girlfriend and dogs.

'I could get used to this,' Reyna thought, sleepily placing her drink on the bedside table. She pulled Thalia closer and drifted off to sleep.

Six Grade Me: I’m straight. I’m not bisexual! I only like boys! I feel nothing towards girls.

My attraction to Hazel, Annabeth, Thalia, Reyna and Piper: Is this bitch serious?

Reyna: Do I like-like Thalia? Pfft, nope, we're just friends, get over yourself!

Also Reyna: *runs off from her responsibilities and friends to literally fight alongside Thalia for eternity*

Thalia X Reyna Headcanons-

•They have movie nights a lot

•Thalia likes to do Reynas hair, its just so soft and silky

•They go out to cute little cafes and they always get hot chocolate

•They always end up cuddling on their couch or bed

•They go on little roadtrips every now and then

•For their first date, Thalia took her to starbucks

•On the second date, Reyna took her to a meteor show, and when it was over they went home, got a chinese takeaway and watched a movie

•Matching clothes

•Reyna looks like a monster from a Japanese horror movie without her morning coffee, so Thalia makes suyre its ready beforehand

•They once did an escape room together, it resulted in Thalia running in circles screaming, with Reyna passed out on the floor

•They take a lot of dumb pictures together

•Thalia taught Reyna how to use a skateboard

•Double Dates with Hazel and Frank

•They got matching tattoos of a sword, Reynas Idea actually

•They try to bake together, but Reyna cannot bake at all, shes terrible at it

•Thalia sometimes wears Reynas clothes, (like a hoodie, t-shirt, etc), While Reyna wears hers practically every day

•for Reynas birthday, Thalia took her to pick apples, then they went home and Thalia baked an apple pie for them, and they took it with them to watch fireworks

•They end up being granted two kids by Hera, Thalia finally forgives her for taking Jason after that, the kids are called Celeste and sora

•for Thalias birthday, Reyna took her to the zoo, afterwards they god Hot chocolate and had a picnic in a secluded area

•Thalia has nightmares about the time when she was turned into a tree, Reyna always comforts her and makes her whatever thung she wants to drink

They are legit so cute-

My top 10 gay shipa

10

Goran and shinya- owari no seraph

9

Nice and art- hamatora

8

Chuuya and dazai- bungou stray dogs

7

Rin and sousuke- free!

6

Thalia and reyna- percy jackson

5

Thomas and newt- the maze runner

4

Magnus and alec- TMI

3

Ty and kit- lady midnight

2

Nico and will- percy jackaon

1

Oikawa and iwazuimi- haikyuu

Thalia *about Reyna*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much

Thalia: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT