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4 years ago

Me: Maybe I don't have adhd

Me, with my phone in my pocket: Where the FUCK is my phone


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1 year ago

I love this show.

day 125

Chip, delirious: Sure, Gillion! I’ll kill it - I’ll kill it- myself. The trees say I can, the trees… Gillion: I think we need to get Chip to bed.

Riptide #64: The City of Night - 12:50 submitted by @hot-sauce-giver


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2 years ago

Fun fact: marie Antoinette was once hit with FLYING SHIT when a servant was emptying chamber pots


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1 year ago

~on bleachers with a bunch of other choirs~

~super epic song ends really well~

Me: *coughs*

Other choirs: *collective laughter*

~guy processed to fist bump me as my soul left my body~


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Nick:*pointing at Ash*And that's my friend Ash. I really look up to him

Random person:so is he like your role model or something ?

Nick: No he's just really tall


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1 year ago

imagine being interested in me and you find out that in order to get my attention you have to at least look like leon kennedy like at that point just give up


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1 year ago

My sibling: *goes out to throw out the trash and forgets the garbage bag* Me: haha that's stupid Me: *tries to put a new bag in the trash can and closes the trash can before doing so because for some reason he thought it was a smart thing to do and more convenient than doing it with the lid open* Me: haha i'm stupid


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