This Really Happened - Tumblr Posts
and November's not even over
do you know that thing when you open up tumblr and feel deep confusion?
ps. it's just a meme pls don't come after me
Hello, MotherFucker.
Don’t play with my mind, THIS IS NOT REAL!!
Don’t play with my mind man, I’m a damn mess right now. SERIOUSLY
thinking about the very vivid dream I once had where I read a paper about how William III fell down a flight of stairs and broke several bones, with van Keppel subsequently "accompanying him through the night following his injury", the implication being that they had sex (despite the broken bones I guess??) And this was all part of some conspiracy circulated at the time to make people question William's capability as a ruler because he was too weak.
I literally remember reading this and I almost believed that it was real for a worryingly long period of time after I woke up.
Narrator: "You notice two puncture wounds in the boars neck"
Tav, holds boar up to Astarion's teeth like this:
little comic I made on paper!
transcript:
I send a video, because I was comparing my gf and I to skephalo but more wholesome (less wholesome actually but we argue less lol)
Ender (me) : I 100 percent would put you in a hole and keep giving you false hope that I’m going to let you out.
Ender (me) : UH
Ender (me) : …why did that sound sus…
Spooder (my gf): o deer haha
Ender (me): WHY DID THAT SOUND SUS (bc I’m dirty minded ;-;)
Spooder: (my gf): AH. I’m just worried
Spooder (my gf) : that you’ll uh, trap me in a hole.
Spooder: (my gf) o deer. That does sound sus.
Ender (me) *screaming at the top of my lungs*
this is a real actual interaction I had with my gf over text. It was. Memorable, to say the least.
huh. I wish we had a ship name lol
Musician Prophet Babysitter of the century