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4 years ago

Jeff’s Fabulous Gift (OLD)

[Jeff]: Hey, Y\n.

[Y\n]: Yeah?

[Jeff]: So... I have something for you. Hands over box

[Y\n]: Takes the box Oh really? Flattered You didn’t have to—

[Jeff]: Yeah, I stole it from some old chick I murdered.

[Y\n]: ...How thoughtful.

[Jeff]: So, what’re you waiting for? Open it.

[Y\n]: Okay...

[Y\n]: Takes off lid and peers inside

[Y\n]: Oh, you got me a... back scratcher.

[Jeff]: Happy Valentine’s day!


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