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4 years ago
Jeff’s Fabulous Gift (OLD)
[Jeff]: Hey, Y\n.
[Y\n]: Yeah?
[Jeff]: So... I have something for you. Hands over box
[Y\n]: Takes the box Oh really? Flattered You didn’t have to—
[Jeff]: Yeah, I stole it from some old chick I murdered.
[Y\n]: ...How thoughtful.
[Jeff]: So, what’re you waiting for? Open it.
[Y\n]: Okay...
[Y\n]: Takes off lid and peers inside
[Y\n]: Oh, you got me a... back scratcher.
[Jeff]: Happy Valentine’s day!
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