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if you googled short end of the stick, a picture of me would come up

AINT NO WAY MY LEMON8 ACCOUNT GOT DELETED 😨 WHAT DID I EVEN DO 😭😭

Me: [washes my hair]

My hair: I have three ways I could go.

My hair: Boof, anime protagonist proportions, or L'Oréal Paris

My hair: Because I hate you, you will get L'Oréal Paris ✨️once✨️ when no one can see it, anime proportions on any day when you get a photo taken, and boof when you are in public

I was playing SiIvaGunner Deltarune rips on YouTube because haha funny

And you have no idea the amount of rage I had when I came across a rip of Spamton but made to sOUND LIKE FUCKING CBAT

Did I just play Sims Medieval for 6 hours straight? Yes

Did it just crash out of nowhere? Yes

Did I make any saves during those 6 hours? No

↺ jake as a boyfriend ↻

jake is hard to get.

there are specific things that attract him—mystery, confidence, good manners, etc.

but he only goes to what he thinks it's good for his heart

for what is secure.

so it took a while to him actually fall in love

you would know each other through mutual friends.

at first he seemed distant and uninterested, and then one day, jake became too giggly around you...

he couldn't look away from you, and even if no one laughed at your joke, he would be laughing like he was in some kind of stand-up comedy show (lol)

jake started to approach slowly. he's not the type to be extravagant so he just tried to show you parts of him he doesn't show anyone else

and he would hope you to like him for who he is

because, jake is deeper than he could be proud of.

he believes in unconditional love—you love me not just for who i appear to be, but for who i really am, even the bad parts.

he would feel like he was in heaven if you confessed to him first

in his mind there would be many questions like, “is this real? are we in love with each other? is this really reciprocal?”

jake needs demonstrations, as much as he gives

so he loves it when you—remember facts about him, talks about a future with him, look at his eyes, praises his apparency, or the way he is;

on his side it's pretty much fair—he gives you all the attention, the touches, not even caring about people around, he holds you close and cares only about how you feel;

he's a compassionate lover.

jake feels almost like dying if you have to stay away from him for too long

because he cares about you a lot

he thinks if something happens to you he has to be around

to be able to console you, calm you down, make you smile.

he values ​​the emotional connection a lot

the heart to heart thing ~

sometimes he looks at you and almost... can read your mind

it's that famous "soulmates telepathy" thing

jake just loves love you, and he wants to learn all the ways he can do this.

by the way jake is very good at balancing things

even if the situation is very chaotic, he can easily change the weather because of his good energy

he has this habit of being playful—sometimes the way he talks things sounds like he's just bluffing, even when the subject is serious

like marriage stuff, he talks about it like he's just joking about it

like when one time, you were at a wedding for some of jake's family, and he just said excitedly out of the blue, “woah y/n i'm having so much fun... give sometime and it will be us at our wedding, dancing in the middle of the hall and dying of embarrassment for it.”

sometimes you don't know if you should laugh or....

but it's not like he can't be serious

in fact he is serious about many things

so you would end up arguing several times

nothing too much, but jake really likes coming to an mutual agreement. he doesn't want to end the discussion until you've both agreed on something. he doesn't like that "one is winning" everyone has to win in the end.

so he sounds calm most of the time—in fact, very few things make him lose his temper

but if we're going to talk about jealousy, it's kind of impossible to talk about it in a partial way when it comes to him

jake...um...he's just really jealous.

and he has many fears about it

so it's like, he never lets his guard down on his jealousy

he is extremely attentive to other people's intentions towards you

to the point where he would never want to leave you alone in social gatherings

he hates it when another man (or woman) tries something on you, and he would never hesitate to respond to them

jake might even end up being daring

“can't you see they're not interested? i'm right here, and believe me, they don't need another date”

words of affirmation are NECESSARY.

(at this point, i think all enha boys needs loving words to keep going😴)

jake needs proof of love to make him feel better about all the jealousy he feels

because it's not something he can control

even if he tries, he still has certain insecurities...

he is afraid that one day you will wake up and not feel anything for him anymore

and just leave... for someone else

this seems like a lot, but it's at that level.

other than that, jake is so chill

he is always willing to do anything you want, even if you want to skydive or whatever

his love for you makes him do many things, he can't help it.

it is also necessary to emphasize how much he likes to keep the touch

you can call it clingy by the way

because it is but he doesn't care...

jake is willing to trade affections any time you want. even when he's in a bad mood, because these affections actually lift his mood. so don't think if he's feeling bad he'll want some alone time, in fact he'll want to be closer even more.

overall, jake is a sensitive, passionate and dedicated boyfriend

cares about you all the way;

attentive to your feelings and always trying to keep himself around.

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# masterlist

© badmuni | 2023

The HYSTERICAL cackle I just let out.

Why do I do this to myself.

You'd think writing a chapter would make you one chapter closer to being done with a fic. You'd think that, wouldn't you??

But no, you are in fact 3 chapters further away.

I am utterly absolutely destroyed by the soundtrack for minecraft. Some game where you live in a world of squares has the most heartbreaking, emotional music ever why did they have to do this to me

Im so impatient for the new diavolo's UR card and also i havent got any of the new cardss😭😭😭

why do i see my ex friend in so many kpop idols like i look at certain idols and get ptsd bc they look so much like her

My girlfriend, everyone

*He tilts his head and just continues smiling. His eyes now being a mix of red and purple*

ADHD…? Can I talk to you about something..?

S- S- S- S- Sure Artsy!!! Shoo- Shoot!!

; where the fuck are their shoes !?? WHO GOES BAREFOOT IN A GAS STATION !???

Wtf I just woke up and Taehyung's hair is RED???????

I've posted my new f1 meme compilation TWICE but tumblr keeps eating them

thank u all for liking and reblogging my art it's not like I spend 6 minutes doing it and the moment I post it it blows up

the improv baby one got devoured

Hey.

Edit: nvm I found something to do will still take recommendations though

thank u, water

I finished my essay. It's the worst thing I've ever written. I wanted to be rewarded with fanfiction but ao3 is still down. Might cry. Might scream. I need my sad brothers and angsty relationships.

Need to write an essay. I was reading stangst instead. Now ao3 is down. I should be glad I can write my essay without temptation of distraction but I'm just sad. I don't have an excuse for procrastination anymore.