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Will: I’m having a problem with this person...
Nico: Kill them.
Will: *rolls eyes* no.
Nico: What if I killed them for you?
Will: NO!
Cecil: so what’s it like being married to Nico?
Will: well... once I asked him for a glass of water while he was angry with me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
Will: Nico! What costume did you get for Halloween?
Nico: I’m dressing up as “Nico with a will to live”, nobody’s going to recognize me.
Will: ... *sigh* what am I going to do with you
Will: Hey Nico, do you have a bag that I can borrow?
Nico: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Will: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Will: Nico, why is there blood everywhere?
Nico: I may have aggressively poked someone... with a knife...
Will: You stabbed someone?!
Nico: No, no! I aggressively poked them with a knife.
Will: Don’t do anything dangerous!
Nico: We both know that’s asking too much.
Nico: do you want to know your gay name?
Will: my... gay name?
Nico: yeah, its your first name -
Will: ha, ha, very funny
Nico: *getting down on one knee* - and my last name
Will: *tearing up* oh my god
Nico: a list of things nobody got time for: 1) Me.
Will: *hugs Nico*