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Gamer boyfriend xiao too busy playing and then wont give reader attention, so what does the reader do? Propose a cockwarming sessions hihihihihi.

-angst anon

cockwarming xiao <3333 xiao not giving reader attention >:(((( i hc gamer xiao as a masssive simp for his s/o, like he falls over trying to keep them around cs he’s a good simp boy !!! he should be the one offering to have his lap full of reader, practically begging to have his way with reader always and keeping a possessive touch on them <3 cs xiao has great hearing, he can hear reader even mumble his name from a room away!!! cue dropping his headset w a quick, “gtg my s/o called me <3” not that would happen much anyways cause you’re glued to his lap, snuggling him as he’s buried deep inside your hole _(:3 」∠)_ nothing can separate his attention from you much anyways cause he takes out his games frustration on you or gets distracted by how good it feels n ends up fucking you till you’re sore and his team mates r like.. did we just listen to xiao dick down his s/o 😦

I want hurt myself by suggesting hanahaki disease with xiao, reader has had feelings with xiao and it took her years to make xiao open up to her and just as she feels that progress is being made a certain shining star aka lumine came and stole xiaos heart in the matter of days.(just writting this out now before my english test drains out my brains energy).

-angst anon

content includes: major character death, hanahaki disease, unrequited love

all i want is love that lasts, is that too much to ask?

though xiao is a tough yaksha, he is dense when it comes to feelings - taking years to open up to his adepti peers and you, taking all these decades waiting for him to remove his thorns when you try to get close to him. your feelings kept you infatuated with the man despite every cold glance or dismissive responses to anything warm you gave to xiao whether it be meals or your embrace.

why does lumine get it so much easier? why does she feed xiao almond tofu? why does he leave mid conversation with you when she even so whispers his name? it’s like xiao’s thorny forest of walls had finally been hacked through only to find that his castle was already occupied with a beauty and a prince without the need of a side character like you. lumine and xiao seemed to be fated, written in the stars even.

you couldn’t even hate her, lumine saved liyue after all, the city you vowed to protect. all the same, you resented the place lumine took in xiao’s heart as it made clear that your centuries with him didn’t matter. it’s clear as day when you cough out a thorned rose, out of your mouth though the origin of roots are entrenched in your lungs. you can feel your long life of illumination ending because of your love for a man who looks to the heroine of teyvat and not you, the adepti who withstood time to stand by him.

you reason that it’s alright, you’ve conquered years of agony and unrequited love through xiao’s obliviousness but as you double over in pain, chest blooming with aches as you see them in wangshu inn - you cannot deny that it hurts. maybe it’s the worst pain of your entire life despite it only beginning as bursts of beautiful petals. now, they’re explosions of fully grown roses, spattering blood and ichor as you heave for breath. if this is how you go, it’s bittersweet - you had tried to get close to xiao out of love yet you got pricked by his thorns only to die at the hands of your beloved.

happily ever after doesn’t come so easily.

afternote… you make it to their wedding. you help scatter petals of silk flowers and qingxin. as the bride passes by you and you feel your chest tighten, you excuse yourself to the bathroom. as if your heart strings snap, you collapse onto the marble floor. xiao and lumine are happy so you smile as you feel the thorns tear you inside out. at least your carcass will be decorated with well wishes for the lovely couple. a tear escapes your eye as you close them for the last time - you loved him. you really did. enough to die for him.

(ps. angst anon i hope ur test went well <3 !!!)

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—overwhelmed—

character(s): xiao

gn reader

genre: fluff

cw/tw: none

summary: you’ve noticed that xiao has been quite overwhelmed recently, deciding to visit him, you see something unexpected...

XIAO, CONQUERER OF DEMONS

you decided to give xiao a visit, after being told by verr goldet that he’s seemed quite overwhelmed recently, and hasn’t been acting like himself

you also brought his favourite dish, almond tofu, thinking that maybe it would help him cheer up, even slightly

heading up to the balcony, you looked around for the adeptus. there was no sign of him anywhere, which confused you. usually he would come right up to greet you

turning around, about to head back downstairs, you halted hearing a cry. the cry sounded like a baby or a small toddler. parental instincts kicking in, you searched for the source of the sound

almost dropping the dish of almond tofu in surprise, in front of you was a very small yaksha, who you recognised as xiao

looking around, you picked him up. he only babbled in response, his small hands reaching for your face. you melted on the spot at the sight of him, he was so cute!

you had to find someone who knew xiao well from a young age, somehow managing to find zhongli

telling him what happened, he nodded his head in understanding. zhongli then explained how sometimes when xiao gets very overwhelmed or stressed out, he will revert back into an infant. it eventually wears off, but it’s unknown when that’ll happen

don’t worry, you won’t be alone looking after the now infantized yaksha, zhongli will also help when he can. he’ll also spend a ton of his childe’s money on a pretty massive morax plushie, which xiao seemed to be attached to the hip to

miraculously, a few weeks later, xiao turned back into his normal self. unfortunately it happened whilst zhongli was feeding him with him in his lap

xiao apologises profusely when that happened, zhongli obviously didn’t care, he’s been through worse after all

you now have your boyfriend back to normal. try not to tease him too much or remind him of certain stories zhongli told you about xiao when he used to actually be younger. if you do end up teasing him too much, he will either dissapear in a puff of smoke, or he will be burning up in the face, and will hide his face in the crook of your neck

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XIAO, CONQUERER OF DEMONS

headcanons

> overwhelmed

summary: looking after xiao when he turns into an infant

> drunken mishaps

summary: taking care of their drunk partner, their partner blurts out how they feel about them

> being the youngest adeptus

summary: what it’s like being the youngest adeptus

scenarios

> touchy

summary: their partner thinks they’re a burden