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So most nights when I say goodnight to my family it's pretty early, like 8 o'clock, and every time without fail my mother is like "You're going to bed now?"
NO MOM I'M NOT I JUST DON'T PLAN ON SEEING YOU FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO BE POLITE
Like this happens so often and I genuinely don't understand why she does this??? Like sleep? I don't know him! I just want to be all nice and cozy and alone in my locked bedroom!!!
I am saying "Good night" I am not saying "I'm going to bed"
I'M WISHING YOU A GOODNIGHT??? MAYBE WISH ME A GOODNIGHT IN RETURN IDK
Like I love you I want you to have a good night you deserve a good night I deserve a good night GOOD NIGHTS ALL AROUND
Oh…………
earned it - park seonghwa
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warnings: bdsm, impact play, choking, gagging, blindfolding, bondage, wax play, degradation, praise, oral (f receiving), brat reader, brat tamer ! hwa, sugar daddy ! hwa, 50 shades but it’s seonghwa, face slapping ? nipple play, nipple clamps
wc : 4k
a/n: since the song is for 50 shades, i based this off that one scene in 50 shades :) also, seonghwa has a sensitive chest. it’s his erogenous zone <33 or so i have decided that for this fic >:) this might be bad idk
- installment I of the starboy x ateez series
being affiliated with park seonghwa had it’s fair share of perks. being spoiled with gifts being one of them. he wasted no expense over you, making sure that you had the prettiest things to wear even if you didn’t want them. he was generous towards you, contrary to how the papers portrayed him. “ceo of park enterprises, park seonghwa slams wallstreet for false counts of defamation” he was a controversial man to say the least, so you tried to avoid him just a tiny bit when you first met him. what if he really was committing tax fraud ?
but slowly you learned that ceo of park enterprises, park seonghwa was nothing but a kind and humble man, honest to his word and gave great dick. (also, he isn’t a tax evader, after all.) seonghwa had special tastes in the bedroom. it shocked you when you first found out, sending your brain into a frenzy at the thought of how someone could derive so much pleasure from hurting others. but as you slowly fell into his web of blindfolds, leather whips and paddles, you understood. soon, the pain he delivered to your body was no longer painful, but pleasurable and only made you scream louder for him.
you walked towards the kitchen counter, grabbing your phone - he bought that for you too. you dialed his number, hoping he’d pick up since it was literally 3 am and you couldn’t get your thoughts away from him. after three rings, the call picked up. “i love when you call unexpected.” he chuckled through the line. you smiled at his voice, happy to hear it again after spending a week without each other. “how are you, hwa ? i hope i didn’t wake you up.” you spoke. you heard a gulp through the line, figured that he was probably drinking from the chardonnay he loved. “no, you didn’t. i’m just working over a couple documents right now. is there anything you needed, sweetheart ?” he asked.
‘sweetheart’ your heart beat faster at the nickname, loving the way that he only addressed you like this. “i want you.” you breathed out, unable to get the words past your lips without difficulty. the line went silent from the other end, causing panic in your body for just a split second. “come over. you know the password to the gate.” with that, the blood in your veins set afire again. grabbing your keys and phone, you dashed out to the front of your house, quickly getting in the car- that he had also gifted you on your birthday- and leaving the apartment complex you lived in.
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the drive to the extravagant mansion was slightly long, he lived deep within the hills, surrounded by greenery and quiet; a place where one could never be disturbed. you drove over the gravel, making a satisfyingly crunchy noise that you loved. approaching the gate, it opened on it’s own once you punched the numbers in; the code was yours and his birth dates put together. you parked your car in front of the grand fountain in front of his home, carefully stepping out.
the size of his home was a reminder of who he was. an extravagant affair of infinity pools, french doors, marble pillars and stone gargoyles that sat at the mouth of the roof. shakily, you pressed the doorbell. you had expected the housekeeper to answer the door but it was seonghwa himself, clad in cream colored silk pajama pants and no shirt. “my dear, y/n.” he cooed as he grabbed your hand, pulling you into his grand foyer. “you look as stunning as ever.” he praised. seonghwa’s words had always affected you so greatly, immediately making you swoon as to how much love he showered you with. “thank you, hwa.” you replied with an honest smile playing over your lips.
he lead you into his kitchen, taking out a tub of häagen-dazs, he grabbed two spoons. “do you want bourbon with it ?” he asked. you nodded, knowing that you’d need to be more than tipsy for later on. “caramel ?” he asked, you shook your head no, deciding that adding caramel would be far more sweeter than you’d like. seonghwa took a seat in the island chair next to you, grabbing your thigh and pulling you closer. a coy smile played at your lips, staring at him with mischief in your eyes. you’re not sure where the audacity came from, but you grabbed the cold spoon full of ice cream, running it down the mans chest. the cool dessert melted on his warm chest, dripping down his chest immediately.
a shiver ran up seonghwa’s, a sigh escaping his lips. “y/n- you’re making me regret telling you.” he responded. but you ignored his words, the bourbon in your veins making you bolder than usual. you leaned down towards his chest, licking up his chest. “hwa..” you giggled. staring up at him with doe eyes, you made him groan. “y/n…” he groaned. you licked the melted dessert off his chest, cleaning him up just as though nothing had happened at all. if licking ice cream off park seonghwa’s erogenous zone was bad, imagine how he’d feel when you tried to suck marks onto his che-
a hand gripped your hair, pulling you up roughly. “you’ve got a lot of nerve, sweetheart.” he growled. you flashed a catty smile at him, completely careless of how he was going to treat you later. “you’re cute when you’re angry, hwa.” a part of him liked this. he wanted a challenge and you giving him one made his dick throb. “you’re gonna regret acting out, doll.” he commented. your answer was sharp, revolting against him. “am i, though ? i win in this either way, don’t i ?” you ran a finger down his chest again, visibly seeing him tense up more than he wanted to.
you wanted to rile seonghwa up as much as you could, wanting him to unleash his fits of anger on you more than normal. you’re asking for this, in fact you’re begging.
“come on, hwa. show me what you can do, baby boy.”
a shiver ran up his spine, somehow liking the idea of being under you. “shut up.” he spat, pulling your hair a bit tighter, burning your scalp as he slammed his lips against yours. the kiss was hungry, neat but rough and passionate; he was a fantastic kisser. “slut.” he whispered against your lips. lifting you onto his lap, seonghwa carried you both out the kitchen and down the hall to a room that none of you usually spoke of. the red room, or as you liked to make fun of him for his corniness, “jungle gym for kinky money laundering ceo’s.” seonghwa threw you onto the bed, looking down at you, cock throbbing in his pants. you tried to scurry away, reaching back towards the headboard, but he grabbed your ankle.
“where do you think you’re going ?” he asked. you shook your head, “nowhere, sir.” you giggled.
seonghwa stared at you with disdain and pride all at once, but mostly disdain. he wanted you to submit to him.. “come here.” he said to you while curling his fingers in a come-hither motion. you shook your head,
“why don’t you come and get me ?”
you saw seonghwa’s nostrils flare and veins bulge; your words clearly pissing him off. “y/n. now.” he snapped, but you didn’t wanna listen. the power to piss him off made you high off of it, and only made you want to do it more. but there can only be an extent of brattiness in you..
seonghwa crawled over the bed towards you, bold and fast. his hands grabbed both of your wrists, pinning them above your head. “why are you being such a bad girl, today ?” he asked. your answer annoyed him even further, “because.” you quipped. a hand landed on your throat, squeezing until your eyes rolled into the back of your head. you almost regretted irritating him. almost.
when he loosened the grip on your neck, you sputtered over your words, trying to catch your breath. “is that all you go-” a slap landed on your cheek. it wasn’t too hard, but it was enough to leave some faint stinging on your cheek.
“you’re being so fucking mouthy today, aren’t you ?” you wanted to blame it on the alcohol. say that you acting out was just a little gimmick to piss him off, and it sort of was. you wanted him to treat you more harshly than usual. at this hour of the night, you doubt he would lift a finger on you. hence, the idea of making him angry enough to use you like a stupid slut made you go insane.
“what do you want from me, sweetheart ?” he asked. his voice is sincere and so much calmer than before. it melted your insides like hot lava, dripping down your eardrums like sweet honey. “tell me what you want..” he said once more. you sputtered, breath hitching in your throat as you found it more difficult to find yourself again. “just wan- just wanna be used..” you gasped. seonghwa didn’t waste any time. diving straight for your neck as he pinned your arms above your head. “you need to be more verbal with me. you know how important communication is in this.” he mumbled against your neck, laying kiss after kiss on your neck.
“ ‘m sorry, sir.” you whined back. the atmosphere changed as you submitted to him finally, knowing that he’d give you what you want now. “just be good.” he commanded. you sunk your nails into his back as he teethed at the skin on your neck, forming marks that would stay there for days. “s-sir..” you whined, fully immersed in the pleasure his lips alone provided you. he hummed in response, shushing you so you could enjoy the soft treatment; which would turn quite the opposite later on into the night.
seonghwa moved away from you after a moment, kissing you softly one more time before he left your line of sight. “i’ll be back, sweetheart.” he whispered. after no more than two minutes, your lover returned with an array of all kinds of toys, from a gag to a leather paddle.
“this is what you want from me tonight, right ?” he asked
you stared at the pink nipple clips in awe, absolutely astonished that he had purchased these for you. “y-yes, sir.” you stuttered, needing him to use all the toys on you now.
seonghwa stepped forward, bringing out a silk blindfold that he carefully tied behind your head. “you talk too much”, he whispered in your ear. “i can think of better ways to use that mouth.”
you couldn’t see his face but you were sure he wasn’t the slightest bit sorry to do this to you. a silk cloth was fastened across your mouth, leaving you unable to speak. “you’re gonna be a good girl for me now, right ?” he asked. you tried to speak around the gag, looking dumber than you thought you would and seonghwa ate it up.
“aw, is she trying to speak despite having a gag in her mouth ? what a stupid fucking slut.” he spat, tone switching from sweet to venomous within seconds.
next was the thin red rope he had bought just for you, looping it around your wrists and to the bed posts. your ankles were next; he placed soft kisses on the side of your knee, making you jolt at the touch.
“i hope you don’t cry too much after this. i think i’d feel a tiny bit sorry.” he mumbled.
you had no response, knowing he wouldn’t want you to talk with a gag in your mouth anyway. with your ankles and wrists tied to each bed post, your voice silenced and eyes blind, you were susceptible to any of seonghwa’s actions. your body formed goosebumps as he touched you once more. his fingers were ice cold compared to your body’s temperature.
there wasn’t much feeling other than the sounds of your heavy, erratic breathing and seonghwa moving around to grab things. you heard the clinking of chains, unsure of whatever this item was. soon, you feel two fingers reach for your nipples, rolling them between his fingers as he kisses the other one. you gasped around the gag, finding it difficult to not be able to bury your fingers into his hair.
“h-hwa..” you try to speak over the gag, finding pleasure in the way he stimulated your perked up buds further. you felt a cool metal against your nippled, clamping against it until it almost stung. you let out a loud yelp, jolting as seonghwa clamped your other nipple as well.
you could barely move, trying to leave his touch as it became too much. “sir, please !” you cried, words still jumbled from the ball gag. you couldn’t only wriggle around pathetically, hardly even getting anywhere until the familiar lash of the paddle struck your stomach.
“stop fucking moving.” he spat. tears seeped down your eyes as you became more aware of your surroundings. “please..” you begged. you weren’t really sure what you begged for but you didn’t have much more to say to the raven haired man. a second lash landed right on the side of your chest, stinging as you tried to fight the restraints.
“you were gonna be good for me, yeah ?” you nodded your head, so ashamed of what you had become in front of him.
“i’m gonna give you 10. after ten, i’m gonna use the candles. is that alright ?” you nodded your head, knowing that he was waiting for a quick response before his temper struck again. “alright now, i’ll try to be gentle, okay ?”
seonghwa was anything but gentle. the lashes you faced on your body from the brown leather paddle were nothing but painful. they stung and you cried out each time, skin hot and burning as your tears soaked the blindfold. you could hear him chuckling above you as you jolted in pain each time he ran a light touch over the red marks.
“you’re so pretty when you cry.” he giggled, almost maniacally. you could hear the smile in his voice, knowing that having you as disheveled as he did pleased him beyond words. the pain from the harsh impact from earlier stung, but seonghwa did his best to fix it up, leaning down and pressing his soft lips against the welted skin. “such a bad girl.” he whispered. his hands were gripping your torso closer to his face, letting him feel your skin against his. you couldn’t speak much due to the gag, but seonghwa didn’t mind as much; there’ll be plenty of time to hear your pretty noises later.
he placed kisses against your stomach, reveling in the taste of your skin. “y/n, my love.. you’re so dangerous.” seonghwa whined. you were unsure where these words came from considering he had you tied up, and not the other way around. pulling away from you for just a moment, the raven haired man returned with a red candle, ignited, as the flame licked the thick, hot air. you gasped as you felt a burning sensation on the tops of your thighs. red liquid hardening instantly as it came in contact with your skin. seonghwa pulled the gag away from your mouth.
“scream for me.” he commanded, while dripping the wax across your body.
you liked it. you liked how sadistic your lover was, how his cock probably hardened at the thought of you being in pain because of him. “sir !” you cried as he stuffed a toy in between your folds, with little warning. it wasn’t all that big, but the stimulation from it vibrating inside you sent you reeling, combined with the clamps on your nipples and dripping wax, no sight..
you were a mess. unable to go anywhere and completely at his disposal. “you’re pretty..” he growled.
kissing your lips and trailing down to leave marks on your collarbones once more. “can’t believe i have such a good whore like you.”
seonghwa left your head dizzy, unable to register anything. the stimulation and love he provided you with left your eyes seeing white. you wondered how a meeting at the hardware store could result in this; a life of designer bags, exotic trips and dick like you've never had before. seonghwa was a diamond in the rough.
his groaned in satisfaction as he felt your slick against his thigh. “so, so wet for me, aren’t you ?” he questioned. you nodded your head, screaming about how his simple touch ignited a pool inside you. the wax from before had long since dried, left with only the cracking wax. you needed him, needed him to stuff you full before you went crazy.
“sir, inside. please.” you begged. “i want y- your cock. please.” you couldn’t show him your teary eyes but the patch of wetness on the blindfold was enough to let him know your condition. but he was cruel, he shook his head no.
“no, thanks doll. i wanna have my fun first.” your blood ran cold as he leaned down, settling between your thighs. he pried them apart with strength, making you gush more than before. “you’re gonna take what i give you, right ?” he asked.
“yes, sir.” you responded to him, knowing that anything different would make a ticking time bomb like him explode.
seonghwa’s hold on your thighs was strong as iron, pulling them apart as his tongue dove straight into you. his tongue traced your most sensitive parts, unrelenting and unkind to how sensitive you already were. the pink muscle worked magic on your body, making you wriggle in place, trying to leave the wrath it provided you.
“sir- sir please- it’s too much !” but hwa pulled away for only a moment, slapping your thigh and he looked at your dumb, crying wet face. “stop fucking moving.” he commanded, anger clear in his voice.
you cried as he dove right back in, tears streaming down your cheek as you found it even more difficult to take his actions. he sucked on your clit, groaning into your cunt. your taste was like an elixir of immortality to him, rejuvenating his soul. he could spend an eternity between your thighs, drinking from you like this.
“you always taste so good.” he groaned, the vibrations going right to the sensitive bundle of nerves between your legs. your orgasm was approaching you faster and faster, leaving no stone unturned as it hit you with full force. you cried out loud, screaming for seonghwa. but he kept your hips pinned to the bed, continuing to eat your cunt out like a mad man.
his arms locked around your legs as he held your hips up directly to his mouth. seonghwa’s tongue continued to unleash magic onto your cunt. you were unable to stop moving, wriggling and thrashing in his hold as you dug your heel into his back.
“hwa ! ‘s too much !” you begged, but he didn’t stop until the second orgasm came along, wetting his chin even further. you swore you saw white lights at this point, unable to make sense of anything.
he moved away from your thighs, licking up the last of your juices off your cunt. seonghwa moved up your body, kissing your lips fervently. he pulled the blindfold away from your eyes, finally allowing you to see clearly. you blinked a couple times to adjust to the dim lighting of the room, finally seeing your seonghwa in his glory. sweat coated his skin as some strands stuck to his forehead. his cheeks were rosy and suddenly he didn’t seem like the cold hearted man you had met months ago.
you could taste yourself on his tongue, moaning against his lips. mustering the courage to say something to him, you pulled away from his lips for just a second. but he just dove into your neck instead, kissing the skin that had already been littered with purple marks.
“i love you.” you confessed to him.
he paused in his actions, and for a moment you were terrified that he might just leave you like this. he pulled away from your face, looking at you with wonder and confusion in his eyes. “you love me ?” his black eyes questioned you. you nodded, fighting the heat that grew up on your neck.
“i love you, seonghwa.” you confessed once more.
you wanted so badly to touch him but these restraints were getting more annoying as time went on. “can you please untie me ?” you asked him. but it seemed like he was still in a daze, staring at you with rosy cheeks. he stuttered over his words for a moment before nodding his head. “y-yeah. hold on.” seonghwa pulled the clamps off your nipples, letting the cold air touch your nipples. your wrists came in loose seconds, then your ankles. he rubbed the sore skin and kissed it softly, leaning up to look you in the eyes again. he hadn’t said it back and for just a moment you thought you had made things awkward. that he did not love you back and you were crazy for thinking so, but he kissed you back softly again.
cock slowly lining up with your entrance, he pushed in. he stuttered over his words as you squeezed around him. “i-i love you more, y/n.” the exchange was unusual for him, nobody had given him the privilege of feeling as loved as you had.
the atmosphere had flipped, gone from a wildfire to a tamed flame from a candle. seonghwa rocked his hips into your slowly, getting used to how good your cunt was. this wasn’t something that could ever get old for him. you wrapped your arms around his neck, bringing him closer. your nails scratched down his back as he worked his hips against yours.
suddenly this wasn’t just sex, you two were making love. it was something he said he didn’t do but look at him now, fighting the urge to cum inside you. maybe it was your vice grip on his cock, or the rosy blush on his cheeks that made him cum just a little bit faster, emptying his load into you.
seonghwa’s thumb rubbed circles along your clit, ruthless still as he was determined to make you cum for him.
“come on, give another one.” he asked of you.
you came for him as asked, ending the night on a very light note. the orgasm was just as good as any other. you squeezed around him even tighter, making his hips stutter as he tried to ride out his orgasm. when seonghwa was done, he crashed next to you, pulling you deep into his embrace.
no words were exchanged any further that night, but the deep purple marks on your body, and the scratch marks on his back were enough to let anyone know how you felt about one another.
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Hear me out. CEO!Jongho who has you under his desk while he’s doing paperwork. 👀
I hear you loud and CLEAR!
Notes: Dom!Jongho, blow Job, exhibitionism, slight hair pulling, cursing, some flirting and, making out, not much to it!
Ever since you started this job you took notice of the fact that your CEO boss Jongho had taken a liking to you, normally you weren’t the type to assume these things but he started to make it very obvious when he would call you into his office over everything and anything. You always felt his eyes undressing you as he passed by your desk or whenever you were getting a snack or a cup of coffee in the break room and he was always subtly complimenting you, trying to keep it business casual.
This time you were in his office simply because he wanted to do some paperwork and have you deliver it to the building next door, why he insisted on having you sit in the corner whilst he did it was anyone’s guess. Ever so often your eyes would meet his and although he’d smile, it was obvious the gesture was anything but innocent, he simply had you in his office as eye candy. It’s not like you were so innocent yourself though, you’ve been flirtatious towards him several times, making suggestive comments but hiding it under the guise of it being a joke, he knew what you were.
“Y/n.” He says your name with such a firm tone and it sends shivers up your spine, though not in a bad way of course. You looked up and quickly stood up from your seat, eyes flickering onto him “yes sir?” He let out a deep breath “come over here.” Without hesitating you walk over towards him, he leans back in his chair. “I need you to take care of a little problem I’m having.” You cock your head to the side out of pure curiosity “and that would be?” His face holds a straight expression “Come around the desk and find out.” You walk around the desk now standing in front of him, posture straight and proper.
There’s silence before his eyes flicker onto your lips, you don’t know how he read your mind but soon enough he pulls you onto his lap and pushes his lips onto yours, you’re beyond flustered, surprised but not at the same time. Neither of you are speaking, there’s just empty silence aside from the two of you practically sucking each others face off. This is something you’ve always fantasized about and he probably thought about it too, but despite the mutual flirting the two of you always tried to keep things business casual, clearly that didn’t last long because now his hands were gripping your ass, his hard cock grinding against your bottom. You moaned into the kiss before he eventually pulls away “Do you feel it?” You look down and answer “the problem? I definitely do.”
He chuckles “would it be too much to ask for you to help me get rid of it.” You playfully put your finger to your cheek and thought “hmm, I don’t know, what’s in it for me?” “I’ll buy you breakfast and lunch everyday, how does that sound?” You bite your lip “I was only joking..buttt I’m open to accepting that.” He slides you off of his lap and that’s when you hear the door open, both of you practically panicked and the only thing you thought to do was drop to your knees and hide under his desk. You could’ve made your presence known but it would be a little suspicious since you weren’t in here for any important reasons. “I’m sorry to bother Sir I’m just here to list my weekly reports and let you know who’s been helping out the office the most.” Jongho gives a slightly awkward expression but lets him speak “go on.”
Your co-worker starts speaking and suddenly you felt incredibly mischievous, certainly jongho won’t mind getting serviced during such a boring report yeah? Unzipping his pants jonghos cock sprung out, already solid and leaking precum, for a moment he looked down at you with a serious expression but ultimately had to look back up. “Mmhm, do continue.” With a smirk on your lips you took him into your mouth and began bobbing your head up and down, squeezing your cheeks tightly and often swiping your tongue against his tip. You could feel his legs tighten up as they flexed and his foot tapped against the floor impatiently. “Fuck.” It slipped out of his mouth so quickly and yet somehow your co-worker still heard it “pardon me?” Jongho shook his head “ignore me, I’m just..not..god…in the right headspace right now..” “are you okay? I can come back later and let you know of the rest?” Jongho drops his hand down and grabs a fistful of your hair.
“Get out.” “Huh?” “Just email it to me, get out and close the door behind you.” His tone is stern and after a few seconds you hear shuffling and the door closing. Jongho relaxed his body and looked down “give me one reason why I shouldn’t bend you over this desk right now and discipline you.” There’s a shit eating grin on your face “maybe because I can tell you want to come right now, and badly at that.” He groans before pushing your head down and his cock slips right back into your mouth again. This time he’s he’s controlling your head, his own leaning back as Sinful moans exit his lips, at this point he didn’t even care if anyone in his proximity could hear. “Fucking hell, yeah just like that keep going.” His cock hit the back of your throat, drool pooling at the sides of your mouth, your eyes practically hitting the back of your head as you were starting to run out of air. He then continued to work on his papers, his hand keeping its place in your hair as he
fucked himself into your mouth a few times before pulling out and releasing all over your face, this allows you time to take in deep breathes but it also startled you as he didn’t state that he’d be pulling out “ah,” you close your eyes and flinch a little, he takes surprise and apologizes “I’m Sorry I forgot to say where I was gonna come.” He grabs some tissues from his desk and hands them to you, you clean your face and stand back up, knees red. “That was amazing by the way, your throat felt fucking fantastic.” You blush and jongho smiles “expect some Breakfast to be sitting at your desk tomorrow morning.”
Honestly fuck the breakfast you were just hoping next time he’d take you on the counter in the employee break room.
when you make a post about how content creators shouldn’t be forced to talk about social issues because they exist for entertainment and the twitter threads people send them aren’t good sources of information, make a point that you should look to activists with platforms specifically for that kind of thing and suddenly you’re “masking your racism”
thanks mcyttwt, you literally proved my point lmfao
like i didn’t say racism is okay, i said that while education is important for yourself, you shouldn’t be required to talk about something on your platform if you don’t think you’re responsible or mature enough to talk about it and handle the responses smh
in all seriousness, most of the people are in agreement, but the select few that didn’t actually understand what i said, i wish they’d analyze it a bit more than a skim :P
anyway unless i get like attacked or something trends again i’ll be posting terrible dsmp theories and shitposts again probably
no more discourse no more discourse
A fae!Draco and artist!Harry historical AU, Harry's loving rendition of the first time he saw Draco <3
Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?
Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.
HE HAS A WHAT
MINGI HAS AN UNDERCUT I REPEAT MINGI HAS AN UNDERCUT
So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!