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I know it's sand but I want to eat it

you might need a -good hard look- at this one...

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

MITSKI OMG OMG OMG

MITSKI IS IN NORTH CAROLINA

seriously i am not kidding

hopefully i can get tickets...

Happy 20th anniversary to the bi anthem of all time™

this is beautiful

a comic about different types of storytellers

#uhmmm

raise your hand if alice oseman singlehandedly got you onto tumblr

It's about time lol

Thursday, September 7.

Knitting.

This is a public service announcement.

Well, this is sort of a public service announcement. It's an announcement serving the great and the good of the #knitting public, to be precise. If this public includes your fine self, then boy, have we got news for you. 

Knitting is trending. Knitting is up there, in fact. So we are putting the usual on the backburner for today: no Pedro Pascal, no farmcore, no Riverdale, no Dimension 20, no David Tennant, no The Sims 4, and no dark f*cking academia. This one is all about you: you good folk with your yarn in one hand and needles in the other. For today is your day, your moment in the sun.

However you chose to celebrate is very much at your discretion, but we would hope you do so by doing what you do best, and, say, knit the pink trending icon or something. If you are a knitter not yet in Tumblr's vast community of cuddly autumnal creators, or if you simply appreciate this wonderful craft, welcome. Make yourself at home.  

Charlie: Here's your birthday card.

Nick: Awww, thank you.

Nick:

Nick: Did you handwrite 'ahsdjsksdbsk ily'?

Charlie: And I meant every word.

why is the only reason I want to keep reading ninth house is to continue Darlingstern 😭 Leigh Bardugo really figured out how to make readers read lol

Yessss! These are the kind of tips/conversations we need to be having! Thank you @parttimepunner 👏

ADHD competitiveness…

IDK about you guys but I cannot focus on ANY task in school or pretty much otherwise unless I’m competing. I don’t know if this is just my personality or if it is an aspect of ADHD but I guess this could be a strength/tip in some way.

If you are struggling with executive disorder, make it a competition! I swear, it really does work at least 85% of the time. Give it a try!

Comment/reblog your thoughts and personal take on this please, I’m curious about your opinions!

Shit my wife has said to the cat, part 11

- Come small one, let us enter the land of daydreams and synchronize our soft thoughts.

- Miss Kitty you’re not invited to this party. You’re exiled from boogie town.

- I’m gonna throw you to the moon. You can be a moon cat. All those science nerds will grab their telescopes like “hey, wanna look at the cat in the moon?” Unless I throw you to the darkside. Where you belong. In the darkness. In the void. 

- You’ve got beautiful eyes, Miss Kitty. Like two bright green emeralds in a sea of brown shit.

- Do you want something? Do you want a big basket of tuna fish? Well too bad ‘cause I don’t have 8 million dollars to spend on tuna fish!!

- Hey there, Major Snug.

- YOU’RE LIKE A STRUNG-OUT METH FERRET. 

- Miss Kitty, this is a house of lies, so go lie under the couch.

- Use your sharp cat tongue. Wipe away my sins. Purify me, child.

- Are you a unit? You’re like a third of a unit.

- Unhinge thyself.

- What’s the scratching post a metaphor for? Y… you’re just gonna go crouch on your metaphor? Alright then…

- You’re an enigma taco in a crunchy mystery shell, with shredded suspicion.

- You’re in a garden of weeds. You’re in a garden of weeds. Past midnight, sharp-toothed fangs come real, if you did not give them an offering of dandelions. 

- Oh, hey, my party tit is out, Miss Kitty.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10

What are your favorite Solitaire’s quotes?

“A thousand thoughts at once. Michael Holden is nine hundred of them. The rest are self-hatred. I failed to do anything. I look at the smashed window. What does that lead to? Only pain. I look at the metal stairs to my right. What do they lead to? Only myself, failing, time and time again, to do anything right, or say anything right. I’m at the edge and I look down. It’s far. It’s calling me. A hope of something better. A third option. It’s so hot. I take my coat and gloves off. It hits me then. I haven’t ever known what I wanted out of life. Until now. I sort of want to be dead.”

-𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐢 𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟑𝟕𝟏)

School Tips #2

You guys seemed too really like the last one so here are some more school tips!

Work your butt off in the first three weeks and usually you can start to slack off a little bit after that. Trust me, it does really work. Generally I like to make an amazing, hardworking impression in the first month and then after that, my teachers give me a bit more leeway when it comes to assignments, being late to class, being sassy, etc. However this won’t save you from everything- keep up the good work because you still want good grades, right?

Have a pack of pens/pencils that you have at least two writing utensils spare. Stuff gets lost, broken, and stolen and you do not want to be the student wasting precious testing time to beg your friends silently for a pencil. Be the person your friends are begging to! It definitely gives you brownie points, it’s such a lifesaver.

Have a spare pair of clothes in your locker. Please! You can spill stuff, fall in mud, get pit stains after gym, and have a nice set of clothes to change into. No one wants to be the dirty person everyone else has to suffer through sitting with! And to my folks who menstruate, this is even more important. Bring some spare underwear and a pair of comfy (preferably dark colored) shorts/sweats. Also, if your buddy ever needs a spare clothing item, you will gain a lot of kindness given to you if you lend it to them. That’s it for now but comment below if you’ve got a question or tip!

Good luck and good day to all of you!

ADHD competitiveness…

IDK about you guys but I cannot focus on ANY task in school or pretty much otherwise unless I’m competing. I don’t know if this is just my personality or if it is an aspect of ADHD but I guess this could be a strength/tip in some way.

If you are struggling with executive disorder, make it a competition! I swear, it really does work at least 85% of the time. Give it a try!

Comment/reblog your thoughts and personal take on this please, I’m curious about your opinions!

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

Back-to-school

Ok guys, academic overachiever here. I have some tips and tricks just for you :)

Get a planner and use it! I use to not use mine but please please please invest in a pretty one if you can it helps SO much. It is so worth it especially if you are busy or like me struggle with organization.

Use one binder. I know this doesn’t seem like the right thing to do but it helps a lot. Get a nice looking binder you want to take care of and put in as many dividers as your heart desires for each class and then different little subcategories within those.

On a similar note, put folders in your binder! We all know that those pesky un-hole-punched papers are all going to end up crammed in your locker or backpack. Put them in your folder at the front of your binder, and at the end of the day, you can punch and sort them all into their categories. It is such an easy and controllable thing to make your day easier!

More tips coming soon! PLEASE drop a question for me in my inbox- I will respond to it shortly and get you your answer/advice :)

And I think you should come live with me…

when hayley williams said "i wasted all my teenage years being a misery factory" and marina said "wish i'd been a prom queen fighting for the title, instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible" and mitski said "instead of pursuing something or going out and learning about or changing the world, i directed all that fire inward, and burnt myself up"

I just read Solitaire!

Honestly, I’m shook.

Vegetables. Don’t. Exist!

I know, I know, I sound like a complete maniac…… but, this is true, technically speaking. Vegetables are not a botanical classification and therefore all of your arguments over is “it a fruit or veggie” are now nullified. Radical! While a debate over fruit vs. seed. vs. stem vs. leaf may be in order, whether it is a vegetable or not is decided. It is most definitely not a vegetable. The word ‘vegetable’ is used to describe any part of a plant we eat, but in fact this term has no significance inside the scientific world. Here, I’ll give some examples:

Carrot = the part we eat is the root of the plant

Spinach = the part we eat is the leaf of the plant

Tomato = the part we eat is the fruit of the plant

Celery = the part we eat is the stalk of the plant

Broccoli = the part we eat is the buds on the plant

This sounds absolutely insane but it is true. While vegetable as a word and category makes sense and is valid, inside the scientific fields, ‘vegetable’ has no scientific meaning. You never even knew :)