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@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton where would we get our unhinged rogashi crumbs?

@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton (in all seriousness i love you and you’re the best of us and i hope you’re okay, amy 💙)

@ameliabarton: What if we all just deactivated our twitter accounts instead?

@cheerlaura: lou got the penne? not the spaghetti? dude, you can’t lady and the tramp a certain someone with penne 😔

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My boys took me out for a lunch date. 🥹 (Scotty, I’m sorry! I know this isn’t your best angle so I want the record to show that he’s equally photogenic and just happened to be sat directly beside me!)

@lauratimbits: it’s safe to say that NO ONE can accuse you of slacking after seeing these, scotty!! 😅

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Sundays are not for slacking. (Apparently.)

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: maybe because girls are just nicer in general than guys? i dunno. i would just imagine a girl to be less... forceful? in bed? but what do i know? Laura: they actually wouldn't renew my contract and exiled me to florida :(

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: not like that!! i’ve got loads of girlfriends that are straight but mess around

Maggie: i’m surprised your friendship group kept u

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: ha! this is turning into every conversation i ever had in college.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: i mean you don’t have to swing that way to you know, swing that way

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i mean i don't swing that way either! Laura: which is surprising given my whole friendship group. Laura: but it can be a marriage of convenience!

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: yeah, it’s nice to see him thriving in hollywood even with the whole gay thing

Maggie: ohhhh you’d just love that huh :)

Maggie: too bad i don’t swing that way!

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: they're so super cute, i'm so happy for him!! Laura: i mean... your songs are making you rich and you make my mom rich and i guess i kiiiiinda benefit off that so :)) Laura: maybe i should marry you instead.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: okay pop off king

Maggie: seph said he was nice, the couple of times they met. when i met his husband at the VMAs last year he asked me to pass on christian’s number to her.

Maggie: u could’ve been seriously rich by now laur if only you’d been able to withstand a little light harassment from evil twin washington :))

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: it sure felt like it sometimes! Laura: yes!!! that's christian!!! the one that dierks foland keeps trying to work with but chris said 'under no circumstances' :)))

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: where did u go to school?? the OC???

Maggie: is this your ex that’s the big fancy director now

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: dude no my ex's twin sister once dumped a trash can over me?? Laura: and my friend was literally hate crimed Laura: okay maybe college had its flaws

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: ew

Maggie: fun way of telling me u never got bullied at school

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i'm pretty sure it's a cucumber these days, actually. Laura: i actually liked high school! and college. college was like, the best time of my life.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: will they make me put a condom on a banana?

Maggie: u couldn’t pay me to go back to high school btw. you’re like soo brave

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you give me holy, holy, holy communion Laura: that's a winner, they're gonna ask if you can be a guest speaker during sex ed class.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: not to shit on the youth of tomorrow but they’re not especially deep lyrics

Maggie: do they like, skip english to come to cheer practice

Maggie: i could rewrite some of the lyrics maybe

Maggie: wouldn’t want you to get in trouble with the school board like

Maggie: what abt

Maggie: “oh my god, ur heaven sent, with your pure pure thoughts, u attend church regularly and never have pre-marital sex”?? 😇

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you know, the most worrying thing about that is, i think they understand every other lyric in that song bar the one with the word 'cinephile'

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: they haven’t done a kidz bop version of guilty pleasure yet sorry

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i've been at my new job for less than a month and every single one of my cheerleaders have requested to do routines to three of your songs. Laura: i honestly don't think they know any other musicians at this point!

@lauratimbits: and the cutest most super smile let’s not forget about that part!!!!!

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“not arguing w a dude that has big beautiful brown cow eyes. whatever u say beautiful.” - @sephyblake at some point probably