Incorrect HP Quote #9

Incorrect HP Quote #9

Harry: If you had to choose between Hermione and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Ginny: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Hermione: Ginny!

Harry: 63 sickles.

Ginny: I'll take the money.

Hermione: GINNY!!!

Incorrect HP Quote #5

Draco: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hermione: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Harry: I got distracted halfway through.

Ron: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #6

*before Percy and Annabeth's wedding*

Piper: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Frank: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Jason: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Leo: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Hazel: Yeah I think we're all going to the same wed-

Chiron, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Incorrect HP Quote #4

Hermione: This is such a bad idea.

Ginny: Then why are you coming along?

Hermione: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Incorrect KotLC Quote #6

(shoutout to @i-am-become-a-clown for being my first follower who wasn't already a friend :))

Fitz: You're a loose cannon, Keefe.

Keefe: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Biana: I think you play by your own rules.

Dex: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Fitz: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Keefe: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Sophie is a loose cannon.

Sophie: *smashes a chair*

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #5

Jason, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

All: Okay.

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Jason: Orange soda please!

Nico: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Will: Me too, strawberry soda.

Reyna: Same.

Piper: I'd like a strawberry soda as well.

Jason: