Incorrect Hoo Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Piper: *says the 'f' word*
Annabeth: Language!
Piper: I-I'm saying 'seal' in French! See? 'Phoque!'
Annabeth: ...
Piper: *stammering* What? I-I like seals?
(it's actually pronounced like that)
Piper: What happens when you don’t respect someone?
Leo: you become a Karen
Percy:
Piper: I’M SCREAMING AND DANCING
Leo: I have that effect on people... although it’s usually them trying to get away from me 🥲
Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
What are they gonna do?
Kill him?
Nah-
The gods: we're starting to think you don't really value us as you should anymore.
Percy, wearing a blue bathrobe to the gods meeting: oh no, what could possibly make you think like that.
Isn't nature so beautiful
Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic
Percy: You know, people treat me like a god
Annabeth: How so?
Percy: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me
Percy: If I had a doller for every time someone called me ugly...
Percy: I'd be broke.
Percy: I'm perfect.
Percy: Later losers.
Percy: You know what strength is? It’s forgiving someone who isn’t even sorry
Nico: Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would much rather die instead
Nico: :(
Will: Turn that frown upside down!
Nico: ):
Will: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-
Nico: Please, Zeus, just let me have one good day.
Zeus, from Olympus: oh my god, you again? give it a rest, buddy!
Jason: So, how’d you know you were bisexual?
Percy: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls
Jason: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-
Jason: wait.
Nico: Hey Will, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Will, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Nico: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Solace!
I have this headcannon that after everything while annabeth works towards her architecture dreams Percy gets into politics. Think abt it, he knows what it's like to have a crappy existence, he has always always fought for the underdog, he tries to side with vulnerable people and make their voices heard, he stands up to the bullies , he has definitely faced scarier things than aging conservatives who refuse to bring any changes, he has a lot of experience leading people and pushing people, he gets a lot of support from his friends and other campers, he genuinely loves his city (tlo) and you want to tell me that the boy who demanded that the Olympians pay child support, who called out the school administration in SoM abt their treatment of Tyson, who has seen firsthand how people can overcome centuries of rivalries if they put in effort, tell me this boy wouldn't be the shining beacon of hope for the young people of new york, he has annabeth and Reyna reviewing his policy and giving him advice, piper writing his speeches, he asks Grover's help while drafting environment-related policy, when new campers ask if they knew any prominent half bloods Chiron proudly tells them that the mayor of nyc, who has a pristine record and a massive support base blew up the bathrooms on his first day at camp.
((and his choice of affiliation very much reflects his favorite color,,,just saying))
Jason: so. there’s something we probably need to talk about but I don’t know how to bring it up.
Nico: just rip the bandaid off, please.
Jason: I think you’re like, gay and super in love with that Solace kid.
Nico: put the fucking bandaid back on with duck-tape if you have to, I do not have time to talk about feelings.
the only thing up was octavian when he launched himself into the sky
Octavian: Greeti- Percy: Hey, what's up? Octavian: ....Hey?
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #6
*before Percy and Annabeth's wedding*
Piper: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Frank: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Jason: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Leo: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Hazel: Yeah I think we're all going to the same wed-
Chiron, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #7
*the seven are standing around the broken coffee maker*
Piper: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Hazel: ...I did. I broke it.
Piper: No. No, you didn't. Leo?
Leo: Don't look at me! Look at Jason!
Jason: What?! I didn't break it.
Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jason: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Leo: Suspicious.
Jason: No, it's not!
Frank: If it matters, probably not, but Percy was the last one to use it.
Percy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Frank: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Percy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Frank!
Hazel: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Piper.
Piper: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
Percy: Piper... Annabeth's been awfully quiet.
Annabeth: Because I don't want anything to do with this!
Percy: Oh really? Or is it because you broke it?
Annabeth: I didn't!
*everyone starts arguing*
Piper, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Piper: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Piper:
Piper: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #7
*the seven are standing around the broken coffee maker*
Piper: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Hazel: ...I did. I broke it.
Piper: No. No, you didn't. Leo?
Leo: Don't look at me! Look at Jason!
Jason: What?! I didn't break it.
Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jason: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Leo: Suspicious.
Jason: No, it's not!
Frank: If it matters, probably not, but Percy was the last one to use it.
Percy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Frank: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Percy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Frank!
Hazel: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Piper.
Piper: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
Percy: Piper... Annabeth's been awfully quiet.
Annabeth: Because I don't want anything to do with this!
Percy: Oh really? Or is it because you broke it?
Annabeth: I didn't!
*everyone starts arguing*
Piper, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Piper: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Piper:
Piper: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #9
Annabeth: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Thalia: Several traffic violations.
Percy: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Grover: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Piper: Also, that's not our car.