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Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?
Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.
Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.
Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”
Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.
BOOP‼️
So if yall didn’t know, in The Hobbit book, Thranduil had the Dwarves locked up for approximately weeks, and Bilbo was just invisible and wandering in the palace the entire time, vibing miserably.
My headcanon, therefore, is that the Mirkwood Elves now have a local legend about a ghost haunting Thranduil’s palace, never seen but generally thought to be harmless. Thranduil scoffs at the idea, but has been seen glancing around at the dark corners of rooms. Legolas fully believes in it and is known to say hello out loud when he enters an empty room, in case the ghost is nearby.
It’s not until Legolas joins the Fellowship that he figures out that the supposed ghost was actually an invisible Bilbo the whole time. He never tells Thranduil, because he thinks it’s funny to see his regal father unnerved by the idea of a ghost.
This is great 😂
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Adorable
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
you can only reblog this today
This has been, dating advice with a pansexual career criminal
OK so my dad likes tell jokes right
But not the traditional terrible, we've heard them 1000 times....
No, he tells the BEST fucking dirty jokes imaginable
So I was just mind my business, eating pizza rolls, when my dad comes in the room and......
Dad: I've got a joke for you
Me: ooo what is it?
Dad: what do Lord of the rings and brokeback mountain have in common?
Me: *taking a big bite of mah food* what?
Dad: *trying to contain his laugh* two rings get destroyed
Me: *chokes on food*
Both: *dying of laughter, legit could not breathe*
Mum: *sighing* oh god not again.....
I love this photo
can't stop laughing
me and the girls
Leonard: Today at the store they told me I look thirty-five.
Barry: Well, they lied to you.
Leonard: That's it. And how much would you give me?
Barry: Life without parole.
Леонард: Сегодня в магазине мне сказали, что я выгляжу на тридцать пять.
Барри: Ну, тебе соврали.
Леонард: Вот как. И сколько бы ты дал мне?
Барри: Пожизненное заключение без права на досрочное освобождение.
The pencils breaking into smaller pencils
And why they treating word pencil like a slur. Reblog to scare ai losers away 🤭
When the Dead do walk, seek water’s run for this the Dead will always shun. Swiftest river’s best or broadest lake to ward the dead and haven make. If water fails thee, fire’s thy friend if neither guards, it will be thy end.
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice
Needed to reblog
Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.
Similarities Between Myself and Bilbo Baggins
Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
Would sleep through an entire battle