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Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?

Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.

Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.

Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”

Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.

Stiles: Scotty, just go introduce yourself please!

Scott: Hey, I'm Scott, and you are?

Isaac: Attracted to men apparently.

Derek: *Exists*

Stiles: ❤️💓💞💛💘💙💓💕💖💓💛❤️💞❣️💚💕💓💝❤️💘💖💗💓💞💕💝💗💖❤️💘💗💛❣️💖💕💙💘💞💛💗💚💛💖💘

Lydia: How the fuck did you say that out loud?

Stiles: *slams books down in front of Derek*

Stiles: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Derek: You could of said literally anything else.

Stiles: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Derek: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Stiles: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Derek: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Stiles:

Stiles: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Stiles: If I run and leap at Derek, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Stiles, running towards Derek: Coming in!

Derek: No! I’m holding coffee!

Derek: *Drops coffee and catches Stiles*

Stiles: Why are you like this??

Derek: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Stiles: *waking up in hospital and still disorientated* My husband will get mad if he sees you touching me.

Derek: *gently stroking Stiles’ face* I am your husband.

Stiles’ heart rate monitor begins to beep quicker as his heart rate increases.

Stiles: *trying to act smooth* ‘Sup?