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Can there just be a scene in season 6 where coach is being his coachy self while talking to Scott, and he says “you do understand what sarcasm is, right McCall?” and Scott’s all like “yea of course”, but freezes because he just knows that this happened before and gets that missing feeling and he’s just like “OMG Stiles was sarcastic!” and gets super excited because he’s still not sure who Stiles is but he knows their best friends and Stiles was sarcastic and he just runs off all excited to tell Lydia that he knows Stiles was sarcastic and coach is just left standing there like “Wtf is a Stiles? Wtf is wrong with my team?”
FINSTOCK: HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?
GREENBERG: MATT IS TOTALLY HITTING ON DANNY
FINSTOCK: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! I'VE BEEN MAKING REAL HEADWAY FOR HIM TO BE WITH MCCALL
GREENBERG: I SAW IT GO DOWN IN THE LIBRARY
FINSTOCK: LIES
GREENBERG: AND AT DANNY'S
FINSTOCK: WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT CREEPIN'?
GREENBERG: CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF THAT CHEESECAKE?
FINSTOCK: WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE?
GREENBERG: YOUR SHIP IS GOING DOWN OLD MAN
FINSTOCK: GET OUT
Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?
Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.
Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.
Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”
Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.
Funny silly head canon that Greenberg is actually just coach Finstock’s nephew or something 💀💀
Why does Derek Hale look like he could be related to Coach? 😭
Should I do imagines and headcannons on the Teen Wolf boys with Coach Finstocks daughter?
Coach Finstocks daughter headcannons
- I'm sorry but HE HAS A DAUGHTER??!!
- literally no one would know
- until you guys get into an argument in class about how he puts away the forks
- "MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
- "TOO BAD YOU HAD TO NUT IN HER!"
- everyone has mixed feelings about this
- Stiles and Scott approach you after class and ask, "is he ACTUALLY your dad?"
- "Yeah, THANK GOD I got my moms looks."
- you knew about Werewolves since Scott was bit and you made them take you with them on what you call "learning experiences"
- you have your signature weapon: stun gun
- works great on Werewolves
- and assholes
- everything was fine and you're great friends with Allison and Lydia, even the other girls
- they just can't believe you're related to him
- but you went after Peter alone on campus, and he scratched you
- the claws went too deep and you found yourself turning into one of them
- you were terrified that your dad wouldn't accept you and he found you locking yourself up in the basement
- "what are you doing? I got Dominos."
- you hate fighting with him but it escalated and you bared your canines at him and your eyes glowed
- "oohh. . .that's how it works"
- he knew the whole fucking time
- he stayed with you your first night as you turned and thrashed around, even throwing a wrench at him
- "Hey! You made me drop my pizza!"
- he's supportive 100000% and highkey wants to murder Peter Hale
- "why not? I can take him."
- "you're not going to jail again."
- he stays out of the way of Werewolf business
- but he's made it very clear that you're not allowed to date any of the boys because he doesn't want any teenage pregnancy
- "dad! I'm not irresponsible!"
- "I just know that wolves have sex a lot, so no!"
- ". . .those ARE RABBITS, DAD!"
- 10000/10 dad, would recommend
- but at the end of the day, he knows it's your life and what you decide to do with it is your choice
- but the only men he'll approve of are Scott and Stiles-
how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024