Enji: Who The Hell Ate EVERYTHING In The Fridge While Shouto And I Were Training?!

Enji: Who the hell ate EVERYTHING in the fridge while Shouto and I were training?!

Natsuo: Not us.

Enji: Then who was it, Touya’s ghost?

Touya: (absolutely laying waste to the pantry after a three-year coma) 👀

Enji: I just went grocery shopping. You kids are killing me.

NOT THIS AD BEING RIGHT UNDER MY POST ABOUT ENDEAVOR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Endeavor hatred. Hawks hatred. Dabi hatred. Bakudeku hatred. Why don’t we all just stop and focus on what we have in common, which is…

ALL FOR ONE SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF

It’s okay, guys. Touya’s bringing his boyfriend Tenko to meet his dad, even though they’ve already met. Hawks is in the kitchen trying to cook. His wings knocked over a few things, but he got this.

Oh he’s hot but a psycho,

A little bit psycho,

At night he’s screaming

I’m-ma-ma-ma kill my dad!

Endeavor: How is it that I’m not afraid of yakuza, death, or All for One…

Endeavor: But as soon as I hear Principal Nezu say “TODOROKI,” I’m fully ready to play dead until he leaves??

Nezu: Endeavor.

Endeavor: YOUCH!!!