Why Is Everything Expensive

Why is everything expensive

Deku: Please, stand down, you can still be saved!

Shigaraki: …

Jeanist: He killed Katsuki.

Deku: I hope you like the taste of earth because that’s gonna be your last meal.

Shigaraki: Wait, what?

Deku: I’m gonna strangle you with my thighs and use your fugly bitch body as a floss for my ass crack while you’re dying.

Shigaraki: W-what?

Deku: I’m gonna strangle you like your parents wished they had, you pathetic little finger fungus. Come here, you disgraceful puddle of garbage juice. It’s time to face god.

Deku: Where are you going? You’re stuck here with me, you miserable meat factory. I’m gonna chop you up and put you in an air fryer.

Shigaraki: All for One, please pick me up.

All for One: I can’t, I’m in an air fryer!

Endeavor: Damn right you are!!

Shigaraki: We are fucked.

We did it honey bee!

Please read our (not so recent) collaboration if you love Shinya and Tsunagu

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist/Kamihara Shinya | Edgeshot Characters: Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist, Kamihara Shinya | Edgeshot, Original Characters Additional Tags: High School, First Time, Pre-Canon, Dorms, U.A. High School (My Hero Academia), U.A. Dorms | Heights Alliance (My Hero Academia), Homophobia, homophobic parents, Sexual Inexperience, Inexperienced Kamihara Shinya | Edgeshot, Top Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist, Bottom Kamihara Shinya | Edgeshot, First Kiss, Loss of Virginity Summary:

Shinya always assumed that he was not interested in romance or dating - preferring to focus instead on his studies and Quirk training to hopefully escape from the control of his overbearing parents. A fateful visit to an unconventional school club leaves him questioning everything, especially after he starts getting close with the savvy club president, Tsunagu.

In honor of UA-era Best Jeanist and Edgeshot appearing the the anime at last, please enjoy a little steamy high school romance!

Candace nuts fit into another woman’s vagina?

I can’t believe this was a real tweet

Edgeshot joins thinking he’s the only one not normal, but it’s actually the opposite

Team up of Endeavor, Hawks, Mirko, and Jeanist - every one is individually thinking “I’m the only normal one here.”

They’re all wrong. No one here is normal.

“Thanks Obama” is out, “thanks All for One” is in.

I’m sure if everyone digs deep enough into their own childhood trauma that AFO was there too.