The KisaIta And ItaIzu Parts Of My Brain Are At War With Each Other Again.

The KisaIta and ItaIzu parts of my brain are at war with each other again.

...I feel like it’s been too long since my last post about it so I’ll say it again

The

Akatsuki

Is

A 

Found

Family

That is all.

Hello! I’m back on my bullshit and asking you to consider: Itachi and Haku friendship.

-Both allow themselves to be used (The village/Zabuza) -Both are extremely dedicated to one person (Sasuke/Zabuza) -Both are around the same age (17ish/15ish) -Both have a swordsman partner (Kisame/Zabuza)(Bonus: Juzo) -Both were viewed as a threat by their villages (Uchiha discourse/Ice Release) -Illusions (Sharingan/Ice Mirrors) -War messed up their childhoods (The war field/Kekki Genkai war thoughts)

My party consists of The Traveler, Razor, Bennett, and Zhongli.

Every time I play all I can picture is poor Zhongli stuck babysitting Mr. I-must-travel-the-world-for-my-beloved-sister-because-world-hopping-is-an-unsafe-hobby-apparently, a wolf-boy, and the walking (Lovable) catastrophe that is Bennett.

Half the Boruto fandom: No!!! Kisame doesn’t have a son, they’re related by clan!!!

Other half of the fandom: Haha the lying shark-man is Kisame and Itachi’s love child.

I want to write about the Hyuuga but also there are only like ten members total. Even then, most of them didn’t even get names. Come on, we got to know the names of the Uchiha shop keepers, but we don’t even get Neji’s grandfather’s name?