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Venom: I Hate Being Touched. The Last Time I Touched Another Human Was When I Was 14. It Was During Hand-to-hand

Venom: I hate being touched. The last time I touched another human was when I was 14. It was during hand-to-hand combat.

Peter: Eddie is literally hugging you right now.

Venom: This means nothing

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MJ: you shouldn’t have any children if you’re going to abandon them! because we keep thinking it’s our fault our whole life!!!

Miss Watson: please michelle don’t play the victim on me. what a weak justification

Miss Watson: “oh i’m anorexic because i’m adopted” “cheats on my wife because i wasn’t breastfed”

Miss Watson: everyone has an apology for their shitty behavior

Peter: and what’s yours?

Miss Watson: excuse me?

Peter: what’s your apology for being shit?

MJ in thought: god i love this boy

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Norman: Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with you

Harry: and?

Norman: and then I remember what's wrong with you!

Harry, squinting: you're what's wrong with me

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Ben: fuck you! my child is totally fine

Director Morita: sir your child is walking on the ceiling...

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